Chaos - Lyrics - Canibus

(Canibus) Yo yo yo Now ain't nobody *** with the mastermind I'm like Einstein, a hundred and fifty times magnified Nikola Tesla and John Von Neumann All wrapped up in the body of one human I rhyme the tightest, shine the brightest I blind the optic fibers in anybody's iris When it comes to rapping, I'll smash your *** Whether you Latin, Black or Anglo-Saxon I'll smack you wit a backhand That crack your back like chiropractors after looking at your CAT scan In between albums, I've become a masked man like Batman And stalk my own rap fans I'm like a madman fighting a war Throwing lightning-rods, swinging lightning-swords Blow you away wit a force that'll leave your body lost Gone, nothing to mourn, nothing to do a autopsy on I rock till I can't rock no more 'Til I can't get no *** props no more 'Til they boo me on stage when I'm out on tour 'Til 2000 B.C. ain't hot no more I'm a dragon wit the head of a lion, jaws be like saws grinding Claws rip through walls of cast iron I slap fire outta hoodlum, pull out steel and start shooting I clap iron like Duke Nukem Try to attack 'Bis, you get your face stomped Flatter than a compact disc with black Timbs Flatter than a Yankee baseball cap rim Flatter than the knife Jigga stabbed UN with (Canibus) If you the first *** that laugh I'll blow you in half The first *** to talk trash I'ma blow you in half The first *** to show your *** I'll blow you in half The first time'll be your last 'Cause I'ma blow you in half (Canibus) Yo, check it I destroy your whole city block when I'm ready to rock Blow the speaker box, magnetically shielded or not Magnetically energy popping gates of radio waves Oscillate lyrics and beats copulate to pop your tape Manipulating space in large proportions Millions of brain organs get lost when I start talking About *** like supernatural forces Gnomes and theories and Superstring theories Most of you *** barely Even understand the English language, much less think clearly When I die, will I go to heaven or hell? Or will I end up in a place called the Van Allen belt? I researched my roots, looking for proof The best place to hide a lie is between two truths The aftermath of a nuclear blast Where the average death sentence becomes a dead paragraph I dig a five by nine rectangle in the grass Read your epitaph and bury your *** As the coffin gets lowered into the ground slowly I'll sing all of your greatest hits, oldies on karaoke (Canibus) If you the first *** that laugh I'll blow you in half The first *** to talk trash I'ma blow you in half The first *** to show your *** I'll blow you in half The first time'll be your last 'Cause I'ma blow you in half If you the first *** that laugh I'll blow you in half The first *** to talk trash I'ma blow you in half The first *** to show your *** I'll blow you in half The first time'll be your last 'Cause I'ma blow you in half //