Dirty Laundry - Part ii - Bathhouse revelations

- Okay we should be safe here. This is my safety bathhouse. I have it set up for situations like this. - Great now can i please get some answers? - Yes now i can explain. Tony, when you and Elizabeth bought your dryer you were accidentally given a government prototype not meant for resale. - What is the government doing making prototype washers dryers? - Please, Tony, if you're going to keep interrupting me, I will not be able to explain. - Sorry, my bad. Just please sit down - This prototype washer was designed to create a path to an alternate universe. Think of it as a doorway: when something goes in one side it comes out the other. - But why?! - It was called Operation Dirty Laundry. The American government was not willing to send people to this alternate universe, so rather than send people, they were going to send dirty laundry over. They have actually been testing this out on washers and dryers we use everyday. Think of all the socks you've lost in the laundry over the years. That's because the government has been mass testing alternate universe doorways on our laundry machines for years but they have only been successful in sending the small things like socks over - But my washer and dryer is different? - Yes. Yours was the first to be able to send more than socks over. The government used to a prototype to successfully send over a pair of pants to the alternate universe. Theoretically your laundry machine is capable of sending people over to the alternate universe. - Yes. But it gets worse. When you turned your washer and dryer on it sent a signal to washer and dryers everywhere. This signal activates them, making then able to send larger things to the alternate universe. - So you're saying every washer and dryer in the world is a doorway to the alternate universe now that i turned my washer and dryer on?! - Not quite. You only turned your washer and dryer and once. This activated Phase One, which only allows things like pants and shirts to be sent through but not people. - Oh my God! - Yes. Soon they will be no more pants left in the entire world but we cannot allow the prototype to activate Phase Two, which would allow people to cross over. If your washer and dryer is turned on again, it would activate Phase Two. We have to stop in Elizabeth from turning on your laundry machines. - Let's go.