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Thor asked Dark Turtle,
"What are you doing in Cuba?"
And was Dark Turtle maybe looking for Pitbull the dog?
Yeah.
So Dark Turtle said to Thor:
"I am looking for Pitbull the dog."
Thor exclaimed,
"What a coincidence! I am looking for him too!"
But Thor thought for a moment...
and he asked Dark Turtle,
"Why are you looking for my best friend?"
Dark Turtle responded,
"I want him to watch when I destroy Cuba!"
Dark Turtle was in Cuba because
he had a plan to destroy Cuba.
And he wanted Pitbull to watch its destruction.
Wait!
Dark Turtle wanted to destroy Cuba?
Why did he want to destroy Cuba?
It's a long story.
Let me tell it to you.
When Dark Turtle was little,
he really liked planning out destruction.
What he didn't like was baseball.
He didn't like dominoes either.
Why didn't he like baseball?
He didn't like sports with bats.
But was dominoes a sport with bats?
No.
So why didn't he like dominoes?
This one time,
he was playing dominoes with Pitbull the dog.
And Pitbull the dog won!
"I won!"
He won Dark Turtle's favorite toy:
his blender.
"Noooo!"
"My favorite toy!"
His favorite toy was a blender?
Yes.
He had gotten it for his third birthday.
So, Dark Turtle really liked
planning out destruction.
And he wanted to destroy a place where
they played baseball and dominoes.
Do you know where it is that people
play baseball and dominoes?
Cuba.
So since then
Dark Turtle wanted to destroy Cuba.
And he wanted Pitbull to suffer
for stealing his favorite toy from him.
And Thor, always the detective, asked him,
"How are you going to destroy Cuba?"
Dark Turtle said to him,
"I am going to destroy Cuba with..."
Sorry.
I can't remember!
What was Dark Turtle going to destroy Cuba with?
Tell me with what!
What was Dark Turtle going to destroy Cuba with?