Cc/subtitles - Bad romace parody - The key of awesome

Lady Gaga (gaga). And Lord Gaga (gaga) Its the future and everything is weird Check out this guy, hes got a metal beard I give good headache, I'll make you scream Is this reality or just a fever dream ? I like to jerk and twitch this is how I dance Its cold in here, may I please put on some pants ? No ! Chic freak sista fierce work those *** gams Those were just some words that only gay men understand Bla bla bla hoo hoo he, everybody look at me ! Random stuff, random stuff. Tell me have you had enough ? If I love you and you love me, then baby how can we go wrong ? This chorus doesnt have anything to do with the rest of the song. (completely unrelated) 'Im Lady Gaga. And I'm Lord Gaga (gaga) Sometimes we like to sing like we are under the water You think your weird girl, but Im weirder than you Let me tell of the weird things that I like to do Yesterday I went to church and made out with a nun Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun. (Autch!) That is pretty weird but I got you beat I like to wear a bathing suits made out of raw meat I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed I send out birthday cards to people who are dead I like to eat brillow pads thats how I got this voice Sometimes I like to cut myself, but its a fashion choice If I love you and you love me, then baby how can we go wrong ? Were totally making this *** up, as we go along. (I might have overdone it)