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Avengers are just like Modi
Every 10 minutes they're in a different country
Spend some time at One place only na
Also.. You cannot justify Logic on basis of imagination
What do you want to say friend?
If our Salman Khan does some stunt
That's not possible.. It is all fake..
On the other side Captain America is stopping a helicopter with bare hands..
Avengers is like One Big Family!
A big gujarati family
It seems as if Ekta Kapoor has directed this movie
Captain Ross is Father in Law
Iron Man is Mother in Law
and Captain America is Daughter in Law
Let me explain..
Father in Law said he wants accords for dinner..
Mother in law agreed..
Daughter in law.. Help me out..
Daughter in law got pissed..
I don't wanna make accords..
I am a freelancer..
And Captain Zemo is like the gossip queen of society
On One side he is provoking Captain America..
On the other side.. Provokes Iron Man..
Do you know?
Iron Man's father was not killed in an accident..
He was murdered..
Do you know Captain America's love interest dies..
So he hooked up with her dead girlfriend's neice..
No bro.. Captain America hooked up with Bucky..
In the last scene..
Captain Zemo reaches at a Chamber Far away..
How is power supply still possible at such a place?
And in the end Iron Man destroys Bucky's left hand..
You can't that to a single dude..
And Captain America sympathized..
Which increased BROMANCE between them..
Captain America returned his shield..
So as such his hand is free now..
Towards the end.. Iron man is so shrewd..
Tell Captain America..
This shield belongs to my father..
This is not your society playground..
That if you get out.. You go back home claiming the owndership of the cricket bat..
D!#$ Head!
I don't understand one thing.. Who maintains Iron Man's technology?
He doesn't have a butler named Alfred.
No I.T guy either..
If something shuts down, there should be somebody..
To say that.. We need restart to fix it.
Nowadays Superhero movies don't have villains..
Director makes Superhero fight amongst each other..
Not Done..
Mogambo & Mr. India will fight..
Mr. India & Calendar can't fight..
The movie was going on just fine..
Jungle Book's Bagira comes out of nowhere..
One thing is very important to become a superhero..
What?
First Qualification.. Your Parents should be DEAD!
You should be Orphan otherwise there is NO Fun!
Black Panther's father died and he immediately..
BAGHIRA from Jungle Book..
In the end.. with the policy of Divide & Rule politics..
And there are 2 teams with 6 members each..
Spiderman is such a weirdo..
Savita Bhabhi stays at his place..
Aunt May..
So what.. Next Month she'll be Aunt June..
But our favorite wet dreams (friend) one..
Black window..
scarlett johansson
I met her
is it?
She slapped me..
why?
She asked me Are you Hungry?
& then?
I said May I Sakkartetti? (Musk Melon)
Next time ask for Musk Melon..
White people might be offended if you say SUCKHERTITTY