K - Town s2, ep 5 of 7 - From bad to worse

YOUNG: So this bachelor party started off pretty slow. [MUSIC - JULIET LYONS, "GREAT GREAT WORLD"] Steve! What the [BLEEP] is this? But we made the best of it. And everyone's having fun. -Yay! YOUNG: They do know how to kiss. Oh my god. Oh, what? YOUNG: And then, surprisingly, everything falls into ***. STEVE: [BLEEP] is always [BLEEP], dude! -Oh my god. -Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. Oh my god! [SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE] -Stop, stop, stop! -No, no, no! Stop it! [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] JOE: Don't pull the hair. VIOLET: Exactly, ***! Sorry, hold on. JOE: Why the [BLEEP] you didn't say that? VIOLET: What do you mean? She's the one who grabbed me first. JOE: You're the one that talked *** first. VIOLET: How did I-- JOE: You're the one that talked *** first. You're the one that-- VIOLET: --just now owned up to it. JOE: Because you knew this was going to [BLEEP] come. -Jowe, shut the [BLEEP] up. VIOLET: I said I'll own up to it. I said I'd apologize. If you can't [BLEEP] hear me, then [BLEEP] don't say ***. JOWE: Yo, stop. VIOLET: She wanted it. I [BLEEP] gave it to her. Right? JOE: Hey. She's a bad [BLEEP] person. She's a bad [BLEEP] person. JOWE: Stop, stop, stop. Please. JESSICA: You're going to have to pick. You're going to have to pick between me and Jowe. JOE: Of course I got you, babe. How did I not-- Babe. JESSICA: [BLEEP] you, ***. JOE: How do I not got you? JESSICA: No. You have to pick. JOE: I got you babe. JESSICA: --between me and Jowe. SCARLET: They can actually pull up the blog that you wrote-- VIOLET: I understand. SCARLET: And be like, dude, this is what she said. VIOLET: OK, but most-- SCARLET: How am I supposed to have your back when you keep [BLEEP] doing that? VIOLET: Dude, she [BLEEP] slapped my face three times before I ever [BLEEP] did anything. So whatever. That's not my fault. Really? Really, Scarlet? JESSICA: You have to pick between me and Jowe. JOE: I'm picking you. JESSICA: No, I'm [BLEEP] serious. If you hang out with him again, I'm going to [BLEEP] break up with you. JOE: Well I don't want that to happen. I can't believe that Jessica is giving me the ultimatum because she doesn't like him. I mean, she already caused a mess anyway. And for me to instigate another fight just because she's being stupid and drunk doesn't make sense at all. You're the best thing that's happened in my life, OK? JESSICA: No. [BLEEP] you insist on hanging out with this guy. He's not a good person. JOE: I know. I understand. But the thing is, babe, like, I'm trying to be a good influence to him, OK? JESSICA: No. He's not-- he's a lost cause. JOE: OK. It's a lost cause. JESSICA: You tell him, hey, you [BLEEP] with my girlfriend, [BLEEP] you. You tell him. JOE: I'll tell him. JESSICA: No. Tell him right now. JOE: I'll tell him. JESSICA: No. Tell him right now. [BLEEP] tell him. JOE: OK. JESSICA: What the [BLEEP]? You won't even [BLEEP] defend me. JOE: I am defending you. JESSICA: Then [BLEEP] tell him. JOE: I'll tell him. God. OK. JESSICA: Tell him he can't [BLEEP] do that. JOE: Jowe, come on. JOWE: It's fine. No, it's OK. I'd never say anything about her to you ever. You know that, right? JOE: Not to me. JOWE: You know I didn't. JOE: Not to me directly. JOWE: And if I did have something to say, you know I'd tell you first. Jessica is a crazy *** psycho insecure [BLEEP] drunk. And I can't believe Joe has to deal with it on a daily basis. Why would I waste my time talking *** about people for no reason? Especially you being my brother's [BLEEP] girlfriend, why would I talk *** about you? JOE: Let's go. Let's get a drink. JOWE: [BLEEP] making *** up because she's [BLEEP] insecure as [BLEEP]. JOE: Come here. JESSICA: No, no, no. JOE: Let's get away from this situation. JESSICA: Kick his ***. Kick his ***. Kick his ***. JOWE: I can't believe Jessica had the nerve to tell Joe to [BLEEP] kick my ***. The last time I heard that phrase was in [BLEEP] elementary school. JOE: You want me to kick his ***? JESSICA: Yeah. JOE: What is that going to do? JESSICA: OK. I know who's side you're on. JOE: Why are you saying that to me? JESSICA: Because you're not on my side. JOE: I'm on your side. So you want me to kick Jowe's *** just to make you feel better. JESSICA: Yeah. JOE: Why the [BLEEP] would I do that? Why-- JESSICA: So-- great. You are sucking Jowe's ***. JOE: So I'm [SPEAKING KOREAN]? I'm [BLEEP] kissing my [SPEAKING KOREAN] ***? Wow, so you're [BLEEP] backing him up right now. JESSICA: No, I'm telling you to *** back me up. JOE: Hey, hey, hey, and you had sex with him before me, so what the [BLEEP]? JESSICA: We're done. We're done, by the way. We're done. JOE: It was a good night then, huh? JESSICA: Yeah. JOE: Good night then. JESSICA: Yeah, it was OK. JOE: No, no, we're not OK. SCARLET: Mad as hell. Don't even want to talk to me? JOE: Scarlet, she needs butt out of this. It's between me and Jessica. JOWE: Joe, Joe. JOE: No, no, it's fine. JOWE: No, seriously, she's [BLEEP] drunk. With all respect, I never [BLEEP] said one *** about your girlfriend ever. JOE: Hold on. JESSICA: Hey, hey, hey, by the way, he called me a [BLEEP] ho. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it? JOE: When the [BLEEP] did you call her a ho? JOWE: When did I ever call you a ho? JOE: When did-- Jess, are you being serious? JESSICA: Yeah. JOWE: Dude, I would never disrespect you like that. JESSICA: Oh, you always have, first of all. JOWE: Really? You're making up because you're [BLEEP] insecure. JESSICA: [BLEEP] *** bag. JOWE: You're [BLEEP] insecure. JESSICA: He doesn't [BLEEP] care about you. [BLEEP] ***. JOWE: He doesn't give a [BLEEP] about you. That's why he kicks it with me. That's why. JESSICA: Is that true? You don't give a [BLEEP] about me? JOWE: That's why he blew you off for two weeks, so he could hang out with me. JOE: [BLEEP]! JESSICA: Is that true? JOE: You're going to believe him? JESSICA: Then you [BLEEP] tell him. JOWE: Hey, don't put [BLEEP] words in my mouth. JESSICA: Oh, really. JOWE: Don't lie to my brother like that. JESSICA: You know what? You [BLEEP] pick between me and him. JOWE: Don't say you love my brother and talk ***. JOE: Get the [BLEEP] back! JESSICA: [BLEEP] you. JOE: Jowe, just walk. JOWE: Don't lie. Yeah. JOE: Hey, come here. Come here. JESSICA: No. Then you [BLEEP] tell me. SCARLET: Everyone was fighting. And So Young was just sitting there all by herself. Someone needs to go attend to that. Because it's still her party. Where is So Young? [BLEEP] this ***. Come on, Young. Let's go dance. YOUNG: She so sexy. SCARLET: You so sexy. YOUNG: You so sexy. SCARLET: Are you a cheerleader? YOUNG: Scarlet is the best of dancing. You've got to teach her some dance. SCARLET: What do you want me to teach her? YOUNG: The best dancing you can do. SCARLET: DJ, turn that *** up. OK, you got to go like this. It's all about, like, uh, uh. It's all about this. It's all about the body roll. Roll it. Now you got it. Now take it to the floor. Drop it. Close it. And then-- oh my god. That was so hot. Now your *** sit down. You're going to [BLEEP] enjoy, ***. YOUNG: I'm scared. VIOLET: OK Toward each other so you're not facing that way. So go down. I'll cover you. Spread it. Spread it. Like that. OK, like that. So you're going to be like, uh. YOUNG: Babe, no, no, no. I think it was a pretty bad idea to have Scarlet show my wife some dance moves. JOE: You are really making things better between us right now. I changed for the better for you. I calmed my [BLEEP] life down for you. JESSICA: How, how, how? Because you're not an alcoholic? You want to [BLEEP] die before you're 40? JOE: Yeah, my dad died when I was [BLEEP] 20. JESSICA: Yeah, then why are you [BLEEP] doing it, ***? JOE: I'm not [BLEEP] drinking all the time now, because-- JESSICA: Yes you are. Yes you are. JOE: Yeah? And you're not drunk? You're sober right now? JESSICA: Oh, my dad died of alcoholism? You want to go to battle with me? I will [BLEEP] kill you. So don't even [BLEEP] go there. JASMINE: I saw you making out with another girl in the bar. STEVE: Jasmine-- because hey. JASMINE: Is it true? STEVE: It was consensual, right? I did. JASMINE: I don't care. I'm asking you. STEVE: We did. We did. Christine is a good girl. But look, I am not looking for a relationship. I don't fall in love. My longest relationship was probably three months, tops. JASMINE: Do you like my sister? STEVE: I want to get to know her more. It's cool. JASMINE: All of your marbles are in the jar for my sister? STEVE: Don't talk to me figuratively. What do you [BLEEP] mean right now? JASMINE: Are you all in for my sister? Yes or no? STEVE: Not exactly. JASMINE: Steve crossed the line. You mess with my sister, you mess with me. STEVE: We're not [BLEEP] boyfriend and girlfriend right now. JASMINE: Then what was the point of you even kissing her? STEVE: It was just a [BLEEP] hey. It was a time, hey. It takes two. JASMINE: Oh, good time, oh my god. So I'm just going to make out with anyone, anyone's sister, anyone's brother, anyone's family. And you think that's going to be OK? STEVE: Jasi, I can't-- JASMINE: I don't think so. STEVE: Jasi-- JASMINE: So you know what? You crossed the line right now. You and me, we're not cool. Unless you redeem yourself right now, you and me, we're not cool. STEVE: Jasi. JASMINE: No, no. I don't even want to talk to you. STEVE: Jasi, it takes two hands to make a [BLEEP] sound clap. JASMINE: Como se huh? What the hell are you talking about? JESSICA: If you want to prove your *** to me, [BLEEP] kick his *** right now. JOE: You are drunk right now. JESSICA: He [BLEEP] called me a ***. He [BLEEP] called me a ***. JOE: What, tonight? JESSICA: Yes. JOE: He called you a *** tonight. JESSICA: Oh my god. You don't even [BLEEP] know. [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] JOE: Jowe! JOWE: When did I ever call her a ***? Did I call her a *** right now? JOE: That's what she said. JOWE: Dude, I was next to you the whole time. I would never call her a ***. No. No. I never call any girl a ***. JOE: Right in front of me? JOWE: I would never disrespect you, any woman, or call them a *** by any way. JOE: During the fight, Jessica's talking, Jowe's talking. So I just wanted to hear Jowe's side of it. I swear. You're my [SPEAKING KOREAN] she's my girlfriend. JOWE: I know. I respect that. JOE: So whatever you guys had, I don't want to know that ***. JOWE: I know. I never said it. JOE: She's [BLEEP] drunk. Look. YOUNG: Who? JOE: I'm sorry about tonight. YOUNG: No, who? JOE: No. It's nothing. It's something between him and me right now. I'm sorry about tonight. I'm sorry about tonight, like, just go inside. YOUNG: No, who? Who? JOE: Nothing, nothing. Just go inside. I need to talk to Jowe right now. JESSICA: Why the [BLEEP] are you still talking to Jowe? JOE: I'm tyring to hash *** out right now. JOWE: I'm trying to make him stay. JESSICA: Hash what the [BLEEP] out? That's some ***. Violet was talking *** about you and I [BLEEP] [INAUDIBLE]. JOE: So what the [BLEEP] can you do about this? SCARLET: ***. You don't have your girl's back. Don't say you [BLEEP] love this girl. [BLEEP] about your grandma. You don't even have her [BLEEP] back. JOWE: He has her back. JOE: Of course I have her [BLEEP] back. SCARLET: Jessica doesn't [BLEEP] like Jowe. End of [BLEEP] story. The fact that you're [BLEEP] friends with him, ***. Bull [BLEEP] ***. JOE: Are you going to really [BLEEP]. SCARLET: I can't believe she would say, hey, why don't you just suck Jowe's ***, when everyone just found out that she had Jowe's *** in her mouth and ***. JESSICA: You're telling me you don't [BLEEP] care. JOE: When did I not care about that? JESSICA: Because you're like, oh, I'm going to go hang out with Jowe. We're going to go to the gym. You don't [BLEEP] care. JOE: I spend all my time with you. JESSICA: No, you-- JOE: Obviously, I'm not the same person. JESSICA: If anybody talks *** about you, I [BLEEP] always have your back, always. JOE: Of course, and I have your back. JESSICA: You know how many people talk *** about you? Do you know how many people talk *** about you? SCARLET: The fact that you're still friends with Jowe is ***. JESSICA: Yeah. JOWE: Where the [BLEEP] did Scarlet come from? Why the [BLEEP] is she in the middle of every [BLEEP] *** fight? SCARLET: Jowe is ruining the relationship. He needs to just shut the [BLEEP] up and stay out of it. I'm looking out for him and their relationship and you're [BLEEP] the *** up right now. JOWE: You're instigating. JESSICA: [BLEEP] it. You don't [BLEEP] care because you don't care about him. JOWE: Yes I do. That's my [BLEEP] brother. [INTERPOSING VOICES] JOWE: Who the [BLEEP] doesn't want to hit on young girls? JOE: Everything that happened-- OK. JESSICA: --punched me in the face and you're like, oh, we're best friends. JOE: So I didn't do ***? JESSICA: You didn't. SCARLET: Joe, don't push her. JOE: Are you [BLEEP] serious? Do you [BLEEP] know? I got every [BLEEP]. JESSICA: Then why don't you go punch her in the face? Go. JOE: Besides my mom, my sister, I got your back. JESSICA: Oh. Punch her in the face then. JOE: Why do you [BLEEP] pin me down like that? JESSICA: Oh, OK. See? JOE: Yo, yo, come back here. Jessica, get the [BLEEP] back here. Jessica, come back here right now. JESSICA: No. JOE: You're going to [BLEEP] put me down like that? JESSICA: There's no doubt that you have Jessica's back. STEVE: Yo, yo, yo, check it right now. SCARLET: No, no, no. Oh god. STEVE: What's happening? JOE: So she needs to vent, because she has no one to talk to about this. STEVE: What's happening? JOE: I've never [BLEEP]-- whatever. STEVE: I walked in and I didn't know what the [BLEEP] was going on. It didn't [BLEEP] matter to me. No matter what, I'm just going to go in, back up my [BLEEP]. And that's it. Hey Jess, after Joe [BLEEP] dated you, he changed. For the worse. JOE: This night is turning into a nightmare. STEVE: Hey, hey, SCARLET: No. STEVE: Jess. SCARLET: No, Steve. Hold on. I'm trying to make you look like a better person right now. JOE: I'm for real pissed right now. [INTERPOSING VOICES] SCARLET: Go inside. Go inside. STEVE: Let me talk to Jess. Let me talk to Jess. SCARLET: No. She doesn't want to [BLEEP] talk to you. Jess, do you want to talk to him? JESSICA: No. SCARLET: Get the [BLEEP] out of there then. JOWE: Is Jess being [BLEEP] serious right now? Saying I talked *** about her? I'm going to go out of my way to [BLEEP] talk *** about her? My [BLEEP] brother's girlfriend? JOE: I have no idea. Because honestly, you're not going to say nothing to anyone. JOWE: But you know me. I'm open. And if I was to say anything about anybody, you're going to be the first person I say it to. STEVE: Joe is a good guy, but Joe is so worried about you right now. JESSICA: No he's not. If he-- STEVE: He is. He's worried about you right now. [INTERPOSING VOICES] SCARLET: Steve, get the [BLEEP] back. Shut the [BLEEP] up and go inside. [BLEEP] shut up. How many times do I have to [BLEEP] tell you? Shut the [BLEEP] up? STEVE: Scar. SCARLET: No one wants to [BLEEP] deal with you when you're drunk as ***. STEVE: Scar. SCARLET: Shut the [BLEEP] up. STEVE: Scar. You're drunker than I am right now. Is somebody drunk right now? JOWE: I know she's drunk. She'll probably regret it tomorrow. But she really crossed the line today. Because obviously she's had all that emotions in her that she didn't bring it out. JOE: She crossed the lines with me tonight. SCARLET: Steve, stay the [BLEEP] down there. I swear to god, if you come up-- STEVE: Scar. SCARLET: I'm not ***-- STEVE: Wake up. SCARLET: Get the [BLEEP] back down. Exactly. Get the [BLEEP] back. STEVE: You're drunk right now. SCARLET: Shut the [BLEEP] up. I swear to god, get the [BLEEP] back. You're so [BLEEP] annoying when you're drunk. You don't [BLEEP] hear ***. No one wants to [BLEEP] talk to you. STEVE: Stop drinking, Scar. SCARLET: Nobody wants to [BLEEP] talk to you. STEVE: Scar, you drank way too much tonight. SCARLET: Shut the [BLEEP] up. JOE: Talk to her. JESSICA: Oh. JOE: Just talk to her. JESSICA: You're hanging out with him. JOE: No. JESSICA: Thank you. JOE: I'm trying to tell him to work things out with you. SCARLET: Get the [BLEEP] out of here. Why do you got to come here? I [BLEEP] sent her to cool the [BLEEP] off. [BLEEP]. -That girl's so drunk. SCARLET: What the [BLEEP] is wrong with you Steve? All I wanted to do is for him to shut the [BLEEP] up and leave me the [BLEEP] alone. STEVE: You're the one-- SCARLET: [BLEEP] y'all. -Scarlet. She's drunk right now. -Are you kidding me? STEVE: Scar! Stop! I'm sor-- hey, leave me alone. I'm sorry. You're drunk right now. But she was like [YELLS INCOHERENTLY] [BLEEP]. Control her, dude. I'm getting mad now. YOUNG: Did she throw a candle on you? -What's her problem? STEVE: I'm getting really mad, Vi, and I'm going to have to kill her. Hey, get out of here right now! SCARLET: [BLEEP] ***. STEVE: She should have been gone, dude. SCARLET: Can I get a shot? JASMINE: You are so classy. STEVE: Stop her right now! JASMINE: You are so classy right now. SCARLET: Can I get a shot? YOUNG: No, dude, what the [BLEEP] man? JOE: It's like part two again. JASMINE: What happened? SCARLET: I was trying to mediate Joe and Jessica outside. Steve came in the middle of the [BLEEP] fight between those two. And I was making progress. And he [BLEEP] everything up. STEVE: It's a [BLEEP] *** bachelor party from [BLEEP] hell. VIOLET: It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. SCARLET: He [BLEEP] escalated the whole entire argument when he said, dude, ever since Joe started dating you, he changed for the worse. And she [BLEEP] flipped a switch. JASMINE: Who the [BLEEP] says that to a girl? YOUNG: I knew this was going to happen. Every single [BLEEP] time, dude they always come around. They always fight. SCARLET: Now they're [BLEEP] fighting. They might even break up. And I don't want them to break up. STEVE: You know what, Scarlet? You're the [BLEEP] worst, man. SCARLET: Bull. Shut the [BLEEP] up. Get out of my face right now. seriously. JASMINE: Steve, I'm not cool with you right now. You just messed with my sister and you just messed with Scar. STEVE: Man, Scar, hey you really got to [BLEEP] wake up right now. You [BLEEP] like [BLEEP]. SCARLET: I need to wake up? You need to wake up. Everyone was having a good time until you [BLEEP] but in to every [BLEEP] conversation. Seriously. STEVE: Peace, man. SCARLET: Bye. Bye. [BLEEP] your mohawk. YOUNG: You know what, everyone [BLEEP] shut the [BLEEP] up, now, dude. All of you, seriously, shut the [BLEEP] up for once, [BLEEP] once, all right. STEVE: [SPEAKING KOREAN], I'm sorry, I'm sorry. YOUNG: It's OK if I'm [BLEEP] by myself, but [BLEEP] my wife is here. Just shut the [BLEEP] up for once, man. What are you fighting for? What are you-- what are you guys fighting for? What are you guys fighting for? Huh? Every [BLEEP] time, you guys are [BLEEP] fighting every single time, man. JOWE: I've never seen Young that [BLEEP] pissed off, ever. No, no, no, please don't go. -Sorry. YOUNG: You know, for once, man, my [BLEEP] wife came all the way here, man. For [BLEEP] once, man. STEVE: Young. Young. Young. Dude! YOUNG: Steve. STEVE: I know. Hey, dude. YOUNG: You always say [BLEEP] you always know, man. Every single [BLEEP] time, man. STEVE: Hey, Young, [SPEAKING KOREAN]. You want me to get on my [BLEEP] knees? I wanted the [BLEEP] best bachelor party for you. Best [BLEEP] bachelor party-- hey, look at me. YOUNG: Steve, man. I know you want that [BLEEP] party but [BLEEP] it. OK, just, it's done. It's done. It's done. How am I going to trust my friends about making a wedding if they can't even do a bachelor party right? Our marriage is [BLEEP] in two days, OK? This *** going on? I'm not going to [BLEEP] do it. Honestly, I'm not going to [BLEEP] do it. OK? Honestly, for right now, unless all you [BLEEP] get this *** straight, I'm not going to [BLEEP] do this marriage. STEVE: I am [BLEEP] [INAUDIBLE]. YOUNG: I know, but unless, unless every [BLEEP] one gets [INAUDIBLE] I'm not going to [BLEEP] do it. I'm so ready to leave this *** bachelor party. But I have to make sure that Joe and Jessica's OK. JESSICA: We broke up. That's what you want to tell your mom? JOE: No, you tell my mom? Tell your mom that. Oh, really? We're broken up through your parents. YOUNG: Hey. JOE: That's kind of messed up. That's kind of messed up. So, so from your parents, you said it right now. We're broken up? STEVE: Joe. Joe. Hey Jess, don't. Jess, don't Jess. Jess. JOE: No, get the-- [BLEEP]-- STEVE: Joe. JOE: No, [BLEEP] this. STEVE: Joe, stop. Joe. JOE: What the [BLEEP]. JESSICA: Do you want to [BLEEP] salvage this? Do you want to salvage this? JOE: Wow. STEVE: No, no. No. JOE: Salvage what? JOWE: Hey, hey, hey. JOE: Your parents are broken up. What are you talking about? [INTERPOSING VOICES] JOE: It's so messed up that her parents think we're broken up. I was totally hurt by that. STEVE: I'm the one that planned this freaking bachelor party. It's all on me. I got to [BLEEP] save this right now. Joe! Shut up. Come on. JOE: Come on for what? STEVE: Hold on. Hold on. JOE: What? STEVE: Hold on. JOE: Can I go home? STEVE: Hold on for a second. JOE: Let's just calm down again. Jess is here. [INTERPOSING VOICES] JOE: No one touch me! [INTERPOSING VOICES] YOUNG: This group is freaking hopeless. Like, we are so dysfunctional. We can never get along. Always going on about stupid ***. Like, I need to get my wife out of there. I need to get her away from the madness. STEVE: Young. YOUNG: You know what? Let's just call this wedding off, man. All right? JOE: What are you talking about? YOUNG: Let's call this wedding off, man. [SPEAKING KOREAN] VIOLET: This is manual labor. Who does this? -Hurry the [BLEEP] up! JOE: My life needs to calm down. STEVE: Hey, sometimes she has you by the balls, man. SCARLET: When you punch, you always want to lean in. JOWE: Is she the one? I think she's the one. JOWE: Wow. -Oh my god it hurts so bad. STEVE: All of my friends are on a mission to cut my hair. -You acting like a punk ***. [MUSIC - JULIET LYONS, "GREAT GREAT WORLD"]