Why Does My Wife Eat So Much?

Why does my wife eat so much? I hope you have not been dancing around to songs about how you like big butts while mocking her skinny one. Uh, no. That’s probably one vice I have never engaged in. Could she be eating for two? If she was pregnant, at that stage she’d only be eating for one and a tenth. She might be working out so much that she needs to consume a lot of calories. If she was working out that much, I’d be married to a fitness model. And she isn’t one. Some women respond to stress by eating a lot. What kind of stress is she under? Oh, man, that means I would have to actually listen to her to find out. Maybe she has an eating disorder. Is she gaining a lot of weight? Or staying the same weight? How could she eat that much and stay the same weight? By purging, using laxatives or fasting on other days. Though it can be hard for a guy to tell, if she’s in the bathroom all the time for all sorts of other reasons. Usually it is for a beauty routine. And I can’t not believe her, since there are two dozen bottles of who knows what in the bathroom. Then there’s the possibility that she’s gotten comfortable in the relationship. So her pigging out is like me sitting on the couch in my boxers. Maybe she’s more willing to eat like she wants because she’s no longer under the pressure to be a thin single woman. I remember the jokes about wedding cake being the anti-aphrodisiac, killing her desire for sex. If she gains a hundred pounds, it will kill my desire for sex. Ask her to stay a healthy weight. While she offers me all sorts of things so I gain weight along with her, so then I don’t find her as unattractive. There was a talk on how couples made themselves happy, I believe. I guess there are worse ways to maintain peace in a marriage.