Ballad of Tidus - Dutch parody with English subtitles

Ballad of Tidus (Uncle Henk parody) Uncle Henk!! I've made a song!! Why would i *** care? Well, it is about you Shall i sing it? Well, why not. Go ahead boy! Do your best!! Here i go! Perfect! *This here is a ballad, a beautifull ballad. That i sing for uncle Henk!* Do you really have to scream like that? *He's getting a little grey* *Sometimes he's a little gay* Are we getting mean? *He can scream real loud and* *he loves to argue* *he also even loves to swear* Why you little ungreatfull *** i'm gonna! *Uncle Henk's a really cranky dude* So what? Isn't it my problem?! *I sing this song for uncle Henk* Uncle Henk, Oh boy oh boy *He is a really funny man* Oh sure, keep singing! *Sometimes we play outside his door* I'm getting sick of that *But mostly he's calling me a **** And you're surprised by that? *I sing this song for uncle Henk* What a terrible song is this *I've never seen such clown before* That doesn't even ryhme *He always beats me into a pulp* Oh, don't be pathetic! *Oh yes, he does* Are we gonna play outside now? But it isn't over yet! *He wears ugly clothes with really big holes and* *Inside his house it's gross as hell* Yeah so? If you don't like it get the hell outta here! *There's mold everywhere on the wall* Look at your own crap! *Creepy insect crawling in the hall* *Lots of real old boxes and empty bottles* *There's garbage everywhere i look* People that keep stuff, have stuff *And cops are very much outside his door* Just like the butcher and the baker and the milkman... *I sing this song for uncle Henk* Are we going to start all over?! *It is a very funny man* Yeah, yeah, i know allready That's enough for now! Come on! Outta my house now! So, there's the door Move it! Here! Get lost! Quik! Come on! Aw, uncle, my hair! *My uncle Henk* Go scream to your mother with that soundless voice of yours! Can't you even stand a joke? No, i can't stand jokes! A joke for your face! Take this! - Punches - Thanks for watching!!