See Ya Later, Alligator

♪ ♪ >> SCOTT: Thank you. >> KOURTNEY: I am hungry. I mean, are we going to take Mase to church in the morning? >> KIM: Oh, my God, Kanye said last night he wants to design churches and make the robes really cool Givenchy robes... >> SCOTT: Oh. >> KIM: ...and redo a whole church. >> SCOTT: He gets himself worked up about things. >> KIM: Every day it's a new concept. He was, like, saying, "Why do you have all these bags? I'd just rather you have, like, a top stylist." >> KOURTNEY: But what, um-- stylist for what? >> KIM: Just everything. >> KOURTNEY: But... >> KIM: He said, "You've got to do it. It's all of your image." >> KOURTNEY: You guys are too superficial of a combo. >> KIM: Oh, my God, you want to know why I'm insecure about my hands? Watch me blow-dry my hands. The skin goes... (blows raspberry) Given me such a hand complex. Come with me to the bathroom, please, for one sec. You have to see this. >> KOURTNEY: That is so dumb. >> KIM: No, but you've never seen anything like it. But you're literally gonna die. >> SCOTT: I can't believe this is gonna do much. >> KIM: Is anyone in here? Look. >> SCOTT: Oh! >> KIM: It's right there! It's, like, so much excess skin! (Scott laughs) Look at that! Look at that right there! >> SCOTT: Oh! (Kim groans) It looks like an old man in the car. (warbles) You're deformed. >> KIM: Look it. I know. >> ♪ Humina, humina, humina, humina, ha ♪ Humina, humina, humina, humina, ha Showstopper, showstopper. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> SCOTT: I love breakfast. Do we have any hot sauce of any nature? >> RAUL: Yeah. >> CHRIS: You ready to kill some alligators? >> RAUL: Aw, Chris, what's going on? >> SCOTT: I'm ready. >> CHRIS: I got my hunting gear. >> SCOTT: Oh, I can sit... >> RAUL: It is crazy, right? >> CHRIS: Let me slide by you. >> RAUL: Of course. >> CHRIS: Why are we hunting the alligator? >> SCOTT: New shoes. Daddy needs a new pair. >> CHRIS: Ah. >> SCOTT: So, I randomly get introduced to this girl named Vienna at my friend's nightclub. She's a big reality star! >> KHLOE: What does that mean? Your parents own an alligator farm? >> VIENNA: We, like, live on, like, the St. Johns River, so we do, like, gator tours and, like... >> KHLOE: Oh, how cool. >> VIENNA: Yeah. >> SCOTT: That's unbelievable. I want to find an alligator and make it my shoe. (Vienna speaks indistinctly) >> VIENNA: We-we eat them! >> SCOTT: So, I didn't think this girl Vienna was actually going to get in contact with me and let me know if I could really come up to her farm. But she did. And I got to tell you, I kind of want to take advantage of this and do it. I just hope they give us machine guns or some (bleep) we... >> RAUL: We're gonna have Lord Disick in the swamp. >> CHRIS: That's not too royal. >> RAUL: Yeah. >> SCOTT: I got to get my hands dirty sometimes for the right kind of alligator. >> CHRIS: You can't just go buy alligator shoes? >> SCOTT: No. I need the real deal. All right, I'm going to go say bye to Kourtney. Then we get out of here. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes. Okay, love you. >> KOURTNEY: Love you. >> SCOTT: I'll see you tomorrow morning. >> KOURTNEY: Can't believe you want to hunt an alligator. >> SCOTT: It's gonna be the danger zone. Do I look okay? >> MAN: You look gorgeous. >> SCOTT: Before I go alligator hunting? ♪ ♪ Who knew you had to go this far to get damn shoes made? It's a lot goes into being a stylish man. You got to kill. Or be killed. >> RAUL: Alligators, they tell me, too, like, they run real fast straight. So, in the case of emergency, you got to go left, right, left, right. >> SCOTT: Why, 'cause they only like to go straight on? >> RAUL: Yeah. >> CHRIS: They can't go like that. >> RAUL: They can't. It takes them longer to twist up like that and it confuses the (bleep) out of them. >> SCOTT: Damn, you did some real research. (Chris laughs) >> RAUL: You got to survive, man. >> SCOTT: Rough out here. >> RAUL: It's rough in these hoods. (Scott laughs) ♪ ♪ >> KIM: Oh, my God, you have to see... >> JONATHAN: See what? >> KIM: ...this new listing for this house. Wait, come here. (Jonathan grunts) This is the house that I am dying to get. It's not even on the market yet and my realtor just went there and took pictures. Even though I am still living in Miami, I am desperately looking for a new house back in L.A. Something that's a little bit bigger and just more private. And there is this house that I really, really, really love. So I'm gonna have my realtor put in an offer for me. It's in a gated community that I've never even heard of, with, like, three homes. It's 11,000 square feet. >>JONATHAN: That's.. >> KIM: But there's the guest house is, like, 5,000 square feet, and I would make it a full gym. >> JONATHAN: Wow, that house is sick. I'd love you to get that house. How about this beauty? >> KIM: You are so mean. (Jonathan laughs) I'm on the worst-dressed list? I mean, it's, like, and the pressure. Like, I already have to go shopping again 'cause I don't have enough stuff here. It just really sucks when you're, like, on the worst- dressed list. People think that Kanye actually has the time to dress me every single day. And I feel bad that Kanye kind of gets this, like, bad rap for, like, always dressing me. That's like, gorge. >> JONATHAN: Well, people didn't think so. Kanye must have dressed you. >> KIM: Shut up. It's just rude. >> JONATHAN: Bye. >> KIM: So annoying. ♪ ♪ (bird screeches) (birds chirping) (bird squawks) >> SCOTT: Oh, here we go. Hot boiled peanuts. Hey, boys, you ever had your nuts boiled? >> RAUL: So, this is Tina's right here. >> SCOTT: Tina is Vienna's mother. So she, like, owns this whole place. Are you Tina? >> TINA: Yes, I'm Tina. >> SCOTT: Hey, I'm Scott. >> TINA: Hi, Scott. >> SCOTT: I met your daughter Vienna. >> TINA: Vienna. >> RAUL: Hello, Tina. >> TINA: Hi. Vienna will be here in just a little bit. Have you ever tried any boiled peanuts? >> SCOTT: No, but I'm excited to. It's the first time I can say I'd love to have your nuts in my mouth. (laughing) >> TINA: Now, these are spicy. >> CHRIS: Spicy nuts. >> RAUL: This right here? >> SCOTT: This them? >> TINA: Mm-hmm. >> SCOTT: These are delicious. >> TINA: Come on around back. Want to meet my family? >> SCOTT: I would love to. >> RAUL: Here you go, warm up with this one, though. (laughing) (grunting) >> TINA: This is my husband, Paul. >> SCOTT: Hey. Scott. >> PAUL: Nice to meet you. Paul. Scott. >> SCOTT: This is Chris. >> PAUL: Hey, Chris. >> SCOTT: Raul. >> CHRIS: Hey, nice to meet you. >> SCOTT: How are you? >> TINA: And that's my brother Tommy. >> SCOTT: I'm Scott. >> TINA: This is my daughter, uh, Hannah. >> SCOTT: Raul. Hey, man, how are you? >> RAUL: Hello, how you doing? >> SCOTT: Scott. Nice to see you. I'm just starting to meet some of these people. And these people are a whole different breed of humans. If this is any indication of how this hunt is gonna go later, it's gonna go real bad, real quick. (laughter) >> RAUL: And what-what's this, right here? >> TINA: That's real moonshine. >> SCOTT: That'll hit you home. You gonna take a shot of that? >> TINA: Come on, a little sip. >> PAUL: There you go. >> SCOTT: Is it like fire? >> CHRIS: Oh-oh! You can't drink that whole jar. No way. >> TOMMY: I could probably finish it up. (Scott laughs) >> RAUL: Alligators come attack us, well, you be off like a (bleep), like... >> TOMMY: (bleep), yeah. >> RAUL: That's crazy. >> SCOTT: Hi. >> VIENNA: Hey. >> SCOTT: How you doing? >> VIENNA: You made it. >> SCOTT: Yeah, it's wild down here. >> VIENNA: Oh, (laughs) you haven't seen anything yet. >> SCOTT: Yeah. >> VIENNA: So, Mama said she's going to take y'all gator hunting later to get those boots? >> SCOTT: Oh, yeah. Loafers. >> VIENNA: Loafers. I've never seen gator-skin loafers. >> SCOTT: No? >> VIENNA: You do realize that you're going to eat it? >> BOY: Tastes like chicken. It's like a chicken that lives in the sea and water. (Vienna laughs) >> SCOTT: So, it's an amphibious chicken. >> VIENNA: Okay, Jessica Simpson. >> TOMMY: Have you ever ate muskrat? >> SCOTT: Muskrat? Well, not recently, no. (laughter) >> TOMMY: (bleep) it, let's go. >> RAUL (chuckles): That's crazy. You got bit before? >> TOMMY: Uh, just once. >> PAUL: He messed with it. He flicked it or something. It jumped right around instantly and just... just ate him up. >> SCOTT: Really? >> TOMMY: Yeah, I got scars right there. (laughter) And this gator was already pissed off because he got hooked up in the ***. >> RAUL: Wow. >> SCOTT: Of course, no one wants to get hooked in the ***. (laughter) >> PAUL: That's what the guns is for. (laughter) (clamoring) >> RAUL: This is me in the future. (laughter) >> SCOTT: I don't know what I'm getting myself into. Even Raul and Chris are starting to get a little worried. And the alligator hunting actually makes me less nervous than these people. >> KIM: Oh, Kourt, you would love these. >> KOURTNEY: Those are cute. >> KIM: I think I just want these. They're, like, totally your style. Um, no, these are actually for Khloe. >> KOURTNEY: I like those. How's Kanye? Are you guys gonna see each other soon? >> KIM: We decided we can't go more than five days without seeing each other. >> KOURTNEY: That's a good rule. >> KIM: I, like, lose control over my clothes. >> KOURTNEY: Just... it's just about your clothes? >> KIM: I feel like I only dress cool when he's here. And I feel so bad, 'cause, like, on the blogs, if I wear, like, an awful outfit, people will be like, "There goes Kanye styling her again." And when people say I look cute, that's, like, when he has, like, helped me figure it out. I'm, like, ruining Kanye's fashion reputation, people. >> KOURTNEY: Kim loves talking about the latest trends, the latest beauty products, and I think she misses out on so much of the important things in life, because she spends so much time, you know, just trying to look perfect. The things that you guys worry about... >> KIM: No, we love clothes. >> KOURTNEY: I think he's the only person that likes clothes more than you, probably. >> KIM: Mm-hmm. >> KOURTNEY: Which is good, 'cause I don't know who else would, like, care to spend 12 hours, like, trying on clothes with you-- which shoe, and this and that. Like, it is a good match. ♪ ♪ >> KIM: Hi. How are you? Do you have the thigh-high boots with all the cutouts? I think I tried these before. It is never fun to be on the worst-dressed list, so I have to go on a major shopping spree. ♪ ♪ Do you have these in, like, a 36½? >> WOMAN: These are our last size in 39. >> KIM: It is? >> WOMAN: Our last pair, unfortunately. >> KIM: I want these so badly that... >> JONATHAN: You want everything. >> KOURTNEY: Kim has always loved fashion and always loved clothes ever since we were little girls, and she's always worked really hard to buy whatever she wants. But I think lately she's just going way above what she should be spending. >> KIM: Don't you think those are kind of cool? I do like those. I like that yellow shoe. Can I try those and those front croc ones? >> WOMAN: The big ones? >> KIM: Yeah. >> JONATHAN: She won't stop. >> KOURTNEY: No, but my new trick is, if you say yes-- 'cause I always say no to her-- so if I say, "Yes, I love it," she literally won't buy them. I'm gonna try it right now. >> JONATHAN: And it works? >> KOURTNEY: I'm gonna see. >> KIM: These are, like, all the kind of boots she has. Do you have to unlace these, though? >> KOURTNEY: I think you should get those. >> KIM: These? >> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm. ♪ ♪ >> KIM: No. >> KOURTNEY: Okay. (singsongy): Awkward... >> KIM: Thank you. >> WOMAN: You're very welcome. >> KOURTNEY: Thank you. I will. Thank you so much. ♪ ♪ >> SCOTT: It's hunting season, boys. >> RAUL: ♪ A-hunting We will go A-hunting we will go... ♪ (bleep) mosquitoes hunted us down, I'll tell you that much. >> SCOTT: I really do feel like we're, like... going to do something bad. >> RAUL: Yeah. >> SCOTT: Like, all decked out, like... like, I just looked in the rearview mirror and I totally felt like I was back in high school. Like... like, I don't know, like we were... something. Hey, doll. Doll, you should see these people down here, with their kids, it's so crazy. Just, like... (Southern accent): "Man, my daddy taught me how to shoot a pig when I was four." It's so crazy, like... how much goes on outside of our world that we don't know about and you don't see. Like, i-it's just crazy that there are so many other people and lives out there that are, like, just so different. >> KOURTNEY: Did you do the alligator thing yet? >> SCOTT: No, we're on our way to kill now. I'll call you after. >> KOURTNEY: All right, be safe. >> SCOTT: All right. Love you. >> KOURTNEY: Love ya. Bye. >> SCOTT: Bye. >> RAUL: Is that Tina? >> TINA: Yes! >> SCOTT: Hey, Tine. >> TINA: Hey. You ready? >> RAUL: Yeah. Yeah. >> SCOTT: So tonight is the night-- we are going gator hunting. Gator killer coming through. And I got to tell you, these fatigues... are feeling real nice. (engine starts) Chris, watch out! (laughter) It's finally nightfall. I'm told this is when you hunt alligators, because when you go through the swamps and you shine your lights, you can see their eyes light up, and when you do, you grab a pistol and you just sh... shoot it. (laughing) Get her done, boys! ♪ ♪ The Lord is now in the swampland! (laughter) (high-pitched shout) (Scott howls) ♪ ♪ (insects chirping) Is that an alligator right there? ♪ ♪ (mooing) ♪ ♪ Oh, (bleep). (laughing) >> RAUL: Uh-oh. >> WAYNE: There we go! >> SCOTT: That's crazy! When the boat starts getting closer and closer to this alligator, my adrenaline's definitely pumping. >> WAYNE: Come on, we can get on this one. >> SCOTT: Wow! Wayne is a professional alligator hunter, but I got to tell you, it's a little nerve-racking. Holy (bleep)! It's wild. I've never seen this before. >> WAYNE: Keep the light on him, Tommy. Keep the light on him. Got the gun ready? >> SCOTT: You want it in the back of the head? >> WAYNE: Yeah. Come on. ♪ ♪ >> SCOTT: Whoa, whoa, aah! This is the angle? >> WAYNE: Get closer, closer, closer. Nope, a little closer. One right in the eye. (gunshot) There you go, there you go! >> SCOTT: I didn't know this alligator personally, and as crazy as it sounds, shooting the alligator behind the eye is actually the humane way to do it. If I didn't kill it, somebody else would. >> WAYNE: Load him up, boys! >> SCOTT: That's called gator season! Let's load him up, boys! Watch it, Tommy! I could move out here! You guys are (bleep) sickos! And I like it! >> WAYNE: That's a good one, Scott. >> SCOTT: (bleep) it, I ain't going back to the city. ♪ ♪ >> KIM: Okay, I am so annoyed at Metaphor... this jacket I really wanted-- it's so cool-- I didn't buy it fast enough, 'cause sometimes I just, like, order stuff-- wait, how cool is this? Dolce shirt and then... jacket, and then I got a high-waisted skirt, so it's, like, a little suit. >> KOURTNEY: Cute with, like, high-waisted black pants, too. >> KIM: Oh, my God, do you want to see this new stuff I'm getting? Look. >> KOURTNEY: You are a definite shopaholic. >> KIM: Why? Shopping online is, like, the greatest invention of life. (gasps) (whispering): This. What does that translate into American dollars, though? >> KOURTNEY: Like, $5,000. I would just panic. Like, how do you buy, like, a $3,000 dress and not even, like, feel it? >> KIM: You don't understand. If I don't dress a certain way, everyone talks such (bleep) and says I'm, like, you know, the worst dressed and this and that. Kourtney can definitely be very judgmental. She doesn't understand that a part of my job is to look chic at all times. I don't want to give my boyfriend this bad rep, 'cause for some reason, everyone blames him for dressing me. It's a lot of pressure. O.M.G. >> KOURTNEY: Let me see this for a second. >> KIM: What? Wait. I... Where did...? Did you delete everything from my shopping cart? >> KOURTNEY: Unfortunately, your shopping bag is empty. >> KIM: Great. Now I'm going to have to remember exactly what was in my shopping cart. (Kourtney scoffs) >> KOURTNEY: Oh, the problems, the problems. >> KIM: It's just rude. >> RAUL: You got yourself a classic kill, little buddy. >> PAUL: You figure how old is is this baby? >> SHANE: Big head on it-- he's probably at least eight years old or so. >> PAUL: A good eight years? >> SHANE: Yeah. >> PAUL: Oh, yeah. >> SCOTT: So, he lived a good life? >> SHANE: Yeah. >> SCOTT: If you think killing an alligator is everything you got to do, it's not. Now, we have to go to the local skinner. This is normal for these people. The local skinner. That's actually a real thing. >> WAYNE: Come in the cooler, and I'll show you some skins we already got made up. >> SCOTT: Oh, yeah, I'd love to. >> PAUL: Check 'em out. >> SCOTT: Holy (bleep), this is, like, where you go to kill people. >> SHANE: That's... We've done salt. After we skin 'em, we roll them in salt, and that preserves 'em till we ship 'em to the tannery. >> SCOTT: This is unbelievable. I didn't even know things like this existed. >> MAN: Yeah. >> SHANE: This is, uh, Franny. This is our, uh, skinner. >> SCOTT: Let me see you work your magic. >> FRANNY: All right. >> SHANE: Just hold him down, 'cause he's going to move a little bit. >> FRANNY: Yeah, he's gonna move. >> SCOTT: He's dead. Hold up, partner. >> RAUL: Why is it still moving like that? >> SHANE: Because now it's killing all the nerves. Yeah, yeah. >> RAUL: The nerves? >> SCOTT: The alligator has so many nerves throughout its body that it still moves for hours after it's gone. >> RAUL: Oh, man. >> SCOTT: Can I... can I do anything weird? >> FRANNY: Sure. Just take that, and you just got to make it right around here. >> SCOTT: All the way through, or...? >> FRANNY: All the way... No, just all the way around his leg. (laughter) >> CHRIS: He's a pro at this. >> SCOTT: I think I got my new calling. Well, this isn't all that hard. (laughter) >> FRANNY: This... >> SCOTT: Whoa! Had one last nerve in him. >> TOMMY: You won't get gator boots if you mess up. >> SCOTT: Listen to me, Tommy. I'm gonna tell you once, and I'm gonna tell you again. I don't want boots. I want loafers. (laughter) Oh, you want me to get on up? How do you dry the skin? >> SHANE: After she gets through skinning, we'll take the pressure washer, and we blow off the excess meat on the hide. Then we got to salt it down to cure it. >> SCOTT: And then? >> SHANE: Then it goes to a tannery. >> SCOTT: That's insane. >> CHRIS: That's insane. >> SCOTT: How long have you been skinning these things? >> FRANNY: Hmm, 20-something years. >> SCOTT: You married? >> FRANNY: Mm-hmm. >> SCOTT: Bet your husband sleeps with one eye open, huh? If my girlfriend knew how to skin me, I'd be sleeping with a sawed-off shotty in there. (laughter) (bleep) that. (laughter) >> KIM: Oh, my God, you want to see this new dress? Look. Tell me if you like. >> KHLOE: Spectacular. >> KIM: So, for real, is this a good look for me? 'Cause I've been struggling with, like, clothes and designers and... >> KOURTNEY: I think it's fab. >> MAN: The color of the... >> KIM: Yeah, but is the length good, or do I need it longer? >> MAN: No, no. >> KIM: If I have these shoes? >> KHLOE: No, the length is perfect. >> KIM: 'Cause these are seven-inch... >> KHLOE: It's tailored impeccably. You're fine. >> KIM: I just... I'll move this over and bring it up just a touch so it's, like... >> KHLOE: Kim? >> KOURTNEY: Kim is definitely a perfectionist and she always wants to look perfect. >> KIM: I think I keep that long. Do you, or would you shorten it a little? Do I put the glove on the other hand, too? I have two. >> KOURTNEY: Fashion is so subjective. You cannot listen to everyone's opinion. >> KIM: He's like, "This is how you do it." >> MAN: Yes. >> KIM: He sent me pictures of how I should do my hair and makeup-- parted down the middle, down... I was gonna wear... >> KHLOE: Kim, don't even question it. Stop. You're done. >> KIM: Okay. I just... I... >> KHLOE: The strawberry's here. The strawberry. (Khloe roars) (Penelope baby-talks) Hi. I got a little strawberry. >> KOURTNEY: Do you mind if I have a bathing suit try-on session for you? >> KHLOE: Sure. For what? >> KOURTNEY: For my bikini bod photo shoot. Exhibit "A." This is, like, just not cool. It's like I'm a cowgirl. >> KHLOE: Yee-ha. >> KOURTNEY: Riding around. Don't you think it's disgusting? >> KHLOE: I mean, I think it's fun. ♪ Boom, boo-boom-boom Boom, boo-boom-boom. ♪ >> KOURTNEY: All righty, this is too small. >> KHLOE: For your ***. Way too small. And the bottom. The fact that your *** are that veiny is... >> KOURTNEY: I know. It's 'cause there's... there's milk. I'm not excited to wear a bikini. >> KHLOE: Why? Why? >> KOURTNEY: 'Cause my stomach is flabby. I have a bikini photo shoot coming up, and I've been trying so hard to lose the baby weight. I think after your second baby, it definitely is harder to lose the weight. I did a photo shoot three months after my first pregnancy and took some drastic measures to get into shape for that shoot. >> KHLOE: Are you okay? >> KOURTNEY: I was just, like, running down the beach. Then I just, like, woke up. >> KHLOE: Oh, my God. >> KOURTNEY: What about this? >> KHLOE: Hmm, I don't love that color. >> KOURTNEY: Ugh. This time it's six months after having a baby, and it's just really, really frustrating, because my weight keeps staying the same. I don't know why the hell I agreed to do this photo shoot. My stomach has never been flabbier. >> KHLOE: Well, you've had two kids. >> SCOTT: You want a nut? >> RAUL: Save some space for some alligator, B. >> SCOTT: Feels good to be down with the country folk. We're back. >> TINA: You're back. Did you have fun? >> SCOTT: Oh, that's amazing. >> PAUL: Was that awesome? >> SCOTT: Now I get why you country folk like living out here. >> PAUL: It's all there. >> SCOTT: It's something to do. >> RAUL: Oh, man, let's get a little ride in there. >> VIENNA: You can jump on it. >> RAUL: I can jump on it? >> SCOTT: How do you work these things? >> RAUL: It's stick shift. You know how to do the stick shift first? >> SCOTT: I don't know, man. Is it a kick start or electric? >> RAUL: Electric. Now go up, up. >> SCOTT: You can't just start the thing with the clutch in? >> PAUL: Nope, it's got to be in neutral. >> SCOTT: So, what do they call this? >> PAUL: Five speed. There you go. Now you hit the button. >> RAUL: Watch it when you... >> MAN: Whoa, whoa... (laughing) >> SCOTT: It's in the country. >> TINA: You little (bleep). >> SCOTT: I rode motorcycles as a kid. >> PAUL: You got it, you got it. >> RAUL: This (bleep) gave us a heart attack. >> SCOTT: There you go. >> TINA: I was going to do that to you. >> PAUL: There you go, brother, hell, yeah. >> SCOTT: Raul, slow down, Raul. Don't hurt nobody. It's nice down here, though, man. >> PAUL: It's fun-- I mean, you're out in the country. >> SCOTT: So, is this where you guys usually eat? >> PAUL: No, it's just, like, cookouts and stuff, yeah. In the evenings, you know. >> SCOTT: All right, so are we having this barbecue they're telling us about? >> TINA: Yes, let's get ready for a barbecue. >> SCOTT: Tonight's my last night in the good old country, and we are having a gator-cue, they call it-- you know, if you eat what you hunt, it's not nearly as inhumane as you'd think. >> BOY: This is the gator. >> RAUL: That's the gator we caught? >> PAUL: Do you want a beer? >> SCOTT: I got one, cheers. >> RAUL: It don't look so tough now, huh? You don't look so tough now, huh? >> SCOTT: So, what else do you do for fun around here? Where's the closest movie theater? >> TOMMY: About 40 minutes. >> SCOTT: That's not really that bad. >> TINA: Here, first batch. >> RAUL: Uh-oh. >> TINA: It's very hot. >> RAUL: Scott, a little word here for the gator. >> SCOTT: We're gonna eat it, we're gonna love it, and then we're gonna wear it. >> RAUL: Amen. >> BOY: Amen. >> VIENNA: Oh, my God. You like it? >> SCOTT: It's delicious. I'd probably rather eat chicken nuggets than gator nuggets, but they're not terrible. I don't think I ever hunted anything and ate it before. Other than some (bleep) of course back in the day in high school. >> CHRIS: Hey... (all laughing and talking) >> RAUL: Yeah, boy. >> KIM: Hey, how are you? >> ELIZABETH: Um, I'm okay, but we need to talk. >> KIM: Why? What's going on? >> ELIZABETH: You know the plan that we talked about for how much money you're supposed to set away for the house? It's not going to happen if you continue at this pace. >> KIM: Wait, what? >> ELIZABETH: Well, you know that my main focus is saving for your retirement, and you just can't expect to buy a house of your dreams if you continue to frivolously spend. >> KIM: Wait, so are you saying that me getting the house is-is in jeopardy? >> ELIZABETH: Yes! >> KIM: When Elizabeth tells me that if I keep on spending I won't be able to afford my dream house, it really freaks me out. I have to get this house. Elizabeth knows all of my finances. She knows exactly what I need to be saving on. So when she says she has bad news, I know it's serious. ♪ ♪ >> KIM: Hello. >> FABIOLA: Hey, how was your trip? >> KIM: I haven't seen you in a while, and I'm white as a ghost. >> FABIOLA: I can see that. We're gonna do a three-hour? >> KIM: Yeah. ♪ ♪ (whirring) Spray tanning is the most amazing thing ever. I love it. When you're dark, bronzy and tan, you look so skinny. You feel your best. This is exactly what Kourtney needs to do. >> KOURTNEY: These fumes... Like, this mist... When you... Oh, my God. Literally, when you walk in the room there's, like, a smoke. >> FABIOLA: Open-open that window. >> KIM: Kourtney thinks anything that is a chemical that you put on your skin is so bad for you. (Kourtney groans) >> KOURTNEY: These fumes in here... I'm a breast-feeding woman! >> KIM: But there's nothing in this; it's all natural. It's, like, sugar-based. Thank God, I look dark again! (Fabiola chuckles) Seriously! What have I been doing? I was so pale. ♪ ♪ >> KHLOE: One, two, three, four... Oh, it's over there! (screams) (Kim growls) >> MASON: No, no, you're scaring me. >> KHLOE: Oh, no. >> MASON: Kiki, your-your face looks like it's painted. >> KOURTNEY: He said to me earlier, "Kiki scared me." >> KHLOE: "She scares me." >> KIM: It's not even that dark. You guys are so critical. You won't even give me a hug? You won't even give me a hug? (Mason whines) A small price to pay for beauty, Kourt. ♪ ♪ >> KOURTNEY: Every single day when I get on the scale, it says the exact same thing, like, to the dot. >> KIM: Maybe today could be different. >> KOURTNEY: But I'm breast-feeding. Like, I need to be eating. >> KIM: If you do a spray tan, you'll look way skinnier. >> KOURTNEY: I told you I'm not gonna spray my body. >> KIM: Yeah. So, um, Elizabeth called and said basically I, like, have spent so much money shopping over the last couple months, I won't be able to buy this house. >> KOURTNEY: That's a problem. >> KIM: I know. >> KOURTNEY: Just stop. You have enough clothes for, like, the next five years. Not to mention we have the clothing line that you could wear all the clothes from. >> KIM: I know. I just feel such anxiety. I feel like I'm trying to keep up, and I don't know what's wrong with me. >> KOURTNEY: You're about to lose your dream house. Like, you really need to figure out what's important in life. ♪ ♪ >> KIM: Mason, you can scoot over and give me a hug. Oh, thanks. Okay, now you have to hold on, and I'm gonna scoot you back. >> SCOTT: Mase, I got you a surprise. You want to see it? (makes gobbling sounds) (Mason giggles) You like it? >> MASON: Mm-hmm, a alligator. >> KIM: He might eat your whole face. >> KOURTNEY: Welcome home. >> SCOTT: That was probably one of the most intense trips I've ever had. Just to see how other people live. Like, things you can never imagine. >> KIM: Why? What did you do? >> SCOTT: Literally, I went alligator hunting. >> KIM: Wait, you actually killed it? >> SCOTT: Yeah. >> KIM: How? >> SCOTT: With a nine-millimeter. >> KIM: Really? >> SCOTT: Yeah. >> KIM: I could never do that. >> SCOTT: They hunt them, catch them and then they skin them, they dry the-the skins out. They take the meat, they sell the meat to the local places. >> KOURTNEY: Why? >> SCOTT: The only way that you can take an animal down is if you either eat it and use it. So I don't feel bad about it. It's just funny how hypocritical people can be. I mean, people wear all kinds of different animal skins. People eat all different kinds of animals. I just got hands-on for once. Don't get mad at me. Everybody I know uses all different kinds of products with either alligator, python or crocodile-- whatever it may be. But this time, the alligator we hunted, we ate, and I'm gonna use the skin. >> KIM: That's, like, barbarian. >> SCOTT: You do realize on a farm people raise chickens and all these different meats. I mean, it's not... It's no different. >> KOURTNEY: I can't believe that you actually went. That's really sad. >> SCOTT: As sick as it is, I did more than what most people would do. ♪ ♪ >> KIM: All right, I'm gonna go get my spray tan. >> KOURTNEY: You're spraying again? >> KIM: Yeah. I'm pale. >> KOURTNEY: But what is this process? It's, like, spray and then get pale, spray and then get pale. >> KIM: Yeah. >> KOURTNEY: I can't decide now if I should spray for my Us Weekly thing. Kim's, like, convincing me that I won't look skinny unless I do. I have two days until my photo shoot, and Kim, she just keeps telling me, "Get a spray tan. You're gonna look ten pounds lighter." But I'm just not one of those people. I feel like I really need to lay out for one hour and just get, like, a little natural tan. I just haven't had time or felt like being in a bathing suit. >> JONATHAN: Yeah. >> KOURTNEY: Maybe I can get a little bit of a spray but not too much. But then what if I do it and I'm, like, orange like she is? >> JONATHAN: Don't do her color. She... >> KOURTNEY: But I... Is it a color or is it just one color? >> JONATHAN: No, it's, like, how many times you do it. >> KOURTNEY: Oh, it is? She probably says, "Keep going, keep going." >> KOURTNEY: Okay, so if I did one layer... >> JONATHAN: Yeah. Good luck. ♪ ♪ >> KIM: I was telling, um, Kanye earlier that I'm so thankful that he's introduced me to, like, all these amazing stylists and designers and, like, all this stuff, but I, like, shop and buy everything and I just need to, like, chill out 'cause I'd rather have, like, a bigger house, you know? >> KOURTNEY: Obviously. >> KIM: And he's like, "Babe, you're spending way too much. Like, it's ridiculous. I love you, like, no matter what you have on." Like, he was... He felt bad for being, like, a bad influence, you know, and, like, spending too much. And I was like, "No, no, no, it's me." 'Cause I have that in me, you know? >> KOURTNEY: Yeah. >> KIM: To be a shopaholic. I honestly can't believe that I stress myself out over clothes. I talked to Kanye and he could care less what anyone's opinion is. I just don't want to spend my whole house on clothes. I mean, that's just so stupid. >> KOURTNEY: I think sometimes you just go to the extreme. Like extreme tanning and extreme shopping. >> KIM: Mm-hmm. >> KOURTNEY: Everything in moderation, doll face. ♪ ♪ >> KIM: Look at the backyard. Hold on, let me get to it. It's, like... really pretty. >> SCOTT: Oh, that looks amazing. >> KIM: I like that kind of view, you know. >> SCOTT: Oh, wow. This house looks good, but this is much further over, isn't it, where you can, like, see the Valley kind of? >> KIM: No, no. >> SCOTT: Kim? By the way, I was going to ask you-- nothing to do with houses. Do you ever have, like, super, super weird dreams and you wake up and you feel like it's real? Or no? >> KIM: Yeah. I had them about my dad. Like, when he passed away. Like, they were so vivid, I was, like, crying in my dream, and I would, like, you know... >> SCOTT: I've been having the craziest, craziest dreams lately. Like, last night it felt, like, so, so, so, so real. And there was animals coming and I was the prey. I don't know if it has anything to do with this whole, like... killing that alligator or anything. >> KIM: This is, like, you feel guilty for what you did. >> SCOTT: I mean, at this point I'm not even going to put my alligator shoes on. I just don't want to have another one of these dreams. It was way too intense. Like, I don't want to... >> KIM: You shouldn't have killed that alligator. I think this is a sign. Some weird sign. >> KOURTNEY: How are you? >> FABIOLA: Very good, and you? >> KOURTNEY: Good. >> FABIOLA: Nice to meet you. >> KOURTNEY: Nice to meet you. I just wanted to ask... >> FABIOLA: Of course. >> KOURTNEY: ...so, this is fine for breast-feeding? >> FABIOLA: Yes, as long as you don't have lotion on or deodorant. >> KOURTNEY: No, it's like, chemicals. I'm, like, extra crazy. >> FABIOLA: Right. Well, our solution is organics... >> KOURTNEY: Okay. >> FABIOLA: ...so it's actually healthy for your skin. >> KOURTNEY: Perfect. (laughs) Kim was telling the truth. It's actually all natural. And, I mean, when your sister is telling you that you're going to look ten pounds lighter, it's kind of hard not to do it. Especially when I have a photo shoot coming up. Kim is going to be so excited. She, like, begs me to get spray tans at all times. (Mason giggling) >> MASON: Pillow fight! (Kim grunting) >> KIM: Whoa! Body slam, boom. (Mason laughing) You are so crazy. >> MASON: Oh! >> KIM: Does Mommy looks so weird? >> MASON: Yes. >> KOURTNEY: What? (Mason giggles) I followed in your spray tanning footsteps. >> KIM: So, for all the harassment, and you embarrassed me. >> KOURTNEY: I'm sorry about that. I realized it was immature, okay? >> KIM: I mean, at least you have some color in you. Don't you feel better about yourself? >> KOURTNEY: Yes, I do feel skinnier already. (Mason laughs) (Kim grunts) >> KIM: How does Mom look? >> MASON: Crazy. >> KIM (laughing): Crazy. >> KOURTNEY: Crazy? ♪ ♪ >> KIM: When I look at your, like, bald spot in the back of your head, it really reminds me of you being 90. Like, what your hair's going to look like. >> KOURTNEY: Oh, I have one in the back now, too? >> KIM: Mm-hmm. Are you nervous to be in a bikini today? >> KOURTNEY: I don't really feel like, "Everyone in the world, like, look at me, I'm so hot." Like, and that's what it kind of portrays by being on the cover of a magazine in a bikini. >> KIM: Yeah. >> KOURTNEY: But... I think I feel okay. >> KIM: Well, you're going to look amazing. And I'm so glad you got the tan and now you feel, like, confident. >> KOURTNEY: That was, like, life-changing. >> KIM: Thank heaven. ♪ ♪ >> PHOTOGRAPHER: That's good. Stay like that. That's good. (speaking indistinctly) There you go. >> KOURTNEY: What are you guys whispering about? >> KIM: How hot you look. (Kim whoops) >> KOURTNEY: Okay, I know I was a little judgy-wudgy about getting a spray tan, and I have to admit Kim was right. And I look pretty fabulous. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Work it, there you go. Oh, I love that smile. >> MAN: You look so good. >> KOURTNEY: Really? >> MAN: So hot. You look gorge, yeah. >> KOURTNEY: Thanks. (laughing) ♪ ♪ (birds twittering) >> SCOTT: I guarantee they probably got alligator nuggets. >> KOURTNEY: Ew. >> SCOTT: I had them, they're delicious. Kourtney has planned a trip to bring everybody up to the Everglades to see some living alligators in their habitat. And, don't worry, I'm not bringing a gun. >> MASON: Mom... Let's go see an alligator here. >> KOURTNEY: All right, let's go. >> GUIDE: Welcome, guys, to Everglades Safari Park. >> KOURTNEY: Cool. >> SCOTT: You good? Give me a kiss. (engine roars) ♪ ♪ >> GUIDE: There's an alligator there, over that side. (all exclaiming) >> SCOTT: Whoa! >> KOURTNEY: Do you see it? He's real. Oh, look. There's one over there, crossing. Do you see it? >> MASON: Yeah. >> SCOTT: Man, it is so weird to be out on one of these again. I feel like I'm kind of getting haunted here a little bit. You know, I think subconsciously, I'm starting to feel a little guilty. I'm having nightmares about it, and it doesn't feel great. ♪ ♪ (Kourtney gasps) >> KOURTNEY: Look at that. Mase, baby alligators. >> MASON: Oh... (Kourtney laughs) Where's the daddy? Where's the daddy? >> KOURTNEY: I don't know, where is their dad? >> SCOTT: Come on, baby Mase. >> KOURTNEY: Let's go. Did you read the sign? >> SCOTT: "Our vanishing wildlife." >> BOTH: "Daddy, what was an alligator? Mommie, what was a deer?" >> KOURTNEY: "We care, do you?" >> MASON: Mom... >> KOURTNEY: Do you feel guilty? >> SCOTT: I'm not planning on going back in the trenches, shooting alligators again. I enjoyed the experience to get out of my element, see how other people live. And I'm never going to judge anybody who hunts. Look, Mase, these big old alligators. >> KOURTNEY: Right there. >> MASON: See you, alligator. >> SCOTT: Say, "Hi alligator." >> MASON: See you, alligator. >> SCOTT: One thing I know with having children, you really do have to lead by example, and what I did is nothing I can take back. But I'm personally going to think twice about what I get myself into. >> FRIEND: Oh, my God. >> KOURTNEY: Look, he's holding one. He's smooth. >> KEEPER: Feels cool, huh? Yeah. You can hold him and take a few pictures with him. >> KOURTNEY: Has he ever bit anyone? >> KEEPER: I don't know. (laughing) >> FRIEND: Kourt, just do it. >> KEEPER: Nothing's going to happen. I'm not going to let go. Don't freak out, I'll grab him. >> FRIEND 2: Kourt, smile. >> KOURTNEY: Hello, guys, I'm holding an alligator, pretending not be nervous. (Scott laughs) >> SCOTT: Do you want to take it home? >> KOURTNEY: You can take Snappy. >> SCOTT: Oh, now he's riled up. I'm happy Kourtney actually got me to come to the Everglades. You know, I-I respect it and it's nice to see stuff like this. Hopefully this brings some awareness. And maybe this will save a few alligators. Hey, thank you. >> KOURTNEY: Thank you. >> KEEPER: My pleasure. Nice meeting you. >> MASON: That was fun. >> SCOTT: Yeah? What was your favorite part? >> MASON: Eating ice cream. >> SCOTT: Mase! (Mason laughs) >> KIM: Next on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami... >> WOMAN: Have you tried getting pregnant? >> KHLOE: Sometimes it just doesn't happen. >> KOURTNEY: Me being a surrogate for Khloe-- how would that make you feel? >> DOCTOR: We would implant two embryos inside your uterus. >> KIM: I just feel like maybe there's something going on with Scott. We need to find out the truth. I should hire a private investigator. >> INVESTIGATOR: If he's a good boy, he's a good boy. If he's not, he's going to have to deal with the consequences. >> SCOTT: Oh, dude, we can get (bleep) up back here. >> KIM: Hello. >> INVESTIGATOR: I have some stuff for you. >> KIM: You do? Oh, my God.