Well, then, I was all like "no, and then you were like, you are!" And then he was all like,

Well, then, I was all like "no, and then you were like, you are!" And then he was all like, "No, but then you are!" And I was all like, "I kind of am." So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now. I am so pretty. You really are! Is there like cheer practice today? Um...Excuse me? Hello? What? Who the *** are you? Who the *** are you? I asked you first. I asked you second. Ah! Ah! She's Mackenzie Zales! Duh. Head Cheerleader! Homecoming Queen! Part-time model! Oh. Who the *** are you?! I'm Deandra. I'm new. Who the *** let you in here? Ashley. Ashley who? Ashley Kachadorian. Ashley Kachadorian isn't even in charge of the door! So, Deandra let me tell you how things work here- I already know how things work around here. Ashley Kachadorian is in charge of the snacks! Why is she letting people inside of the door?! This is my bathroom. This is my school. And this is me telling you that you need to learn your place. Guess what? I already know all those things. Oh really? Yeah. Jenna Darabond is in charge of the door! What the *** is she doing letting Ashley Kachadorian let people in? You're not from around here are you, Deandra? I just transferred from Atchison. Where the *** is that? North of Topeka. West of the 71! Well, let me tell you how things work around here in Overland Park! I already know how things work around here in Overland Park! Really?! Yeah. Steven Carmichael told me all about it. Is Jenna Darabond sick? Does she have mono? I feel like her dad might have died. What the *** are you doing talking to Steven Carmichael? We have Algebra 2 together. That's my *** boyfriend, ***. Oh really? That's not what Shay Van Buren said. Shay Van Buren is a *** liar! She seemed to know a lot about about you and Justin Michaelson. Ok, Deandra, just what the *** do you want?! I want to poop here. Whenever I want for as long as I want. Fine. But know this. I do not like you. I feel indifferent towards you. I'll be watching you. I'm going to poop now. Wait, Jenna Depananian's dad is sick. Jenna Darabond's dad is a senator! Duh Trisha. Owned! Have fun smelling my poops, ***.