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"Scary Pizza" *phone ringing*
"Pizza Palace. Is this Mr. Kelly?" Mr. Kelly: "Uh, Yes."
"Thank you for calling again, sir. I show your national identification number is 6102049998-45-54610.
Is that correct?" Mr. Kelly: "Uh, yes."
"Thank you Mr. Kelly. I see you live ay 736 Montrose Court, but you're calling from your
cell phone. Are you at home?" Mr. Kelly: "I'm just leaving work, but I'm..."
"Oh, we can deliver to Bob's Auto Supply..." Mr. Kelly: "No! I'm on my way home. How do
you know all this stuff?" "We just got wired into the system sir."
Mr. Kelly: "Oh, well... I'd like to order a couple of meat special pizzas."
"Sure thing. They'll be a new twenty dollar charge for this sir."
Mr. Kelly: "What do you mean?" "Sir, the system shows me that your medical
records indicate that you have high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. The
total is $67.00 even." Mr. Kelly: "Sixty-seven dollars?!"
"That includes the delivery surcharge of fifteen dollars to cover the added risk to our driver
traveling through an orange zone." Mr. Kelly: "I live in an orange zone?"
"Now you do. Looks like there another robbery on Montrose yesterday."
Mr. Kelly: "But I want double meat." "Well I'm sure you can afford the sixty-seven
dollars then. You just bought those tickets to Hawaii. They weren't cheap, ey. Oh, but
I see you checked out the Budget Beach Bum from the library last week. Hmmm."
Mr. Kelly: "I'll get the Sprout Subs." "Good choice sir. Gotta watch that waist if
you're hitting the beach, ey. 42 inches. Wow." Mr. Kelly: "That's how much?"
"Just between you and me, there is a $3 dollar off coupon in this month's Total Men's Fitness
magazine. Your wife, Betty subscribes to that, right? Anyhow, clip that and its $19.99 even.
Whoa. Looks like you maxed out all your credit cards. Bring cash, okay?" Want to stop this
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