Too Fat Polka - Lyrics - James Last

James Last is a German composer and big band leader. His "happy music" made his numerous albums best-sellers in Germany and the United Kingdom. His composition, "Happy Heart", became an international success in interpretations by Andy Williams and Petula Clark. According to the British Hit Singles & Albums book, he has reportedly sold in excess of eighty million albums worldwide.

Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No! Can she dance a quadrille! No! No! No! No! No! Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a group. Could she possibly sit up on my knee? No! No! No! No! No! She-s too fat for me! I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me. She's too fat for me. She's too fat for me oh I don't want her you can have her please do that for me She's too fat she's too fat. She's too fat for me. I get dizzy I clet numbo. When i'm dancing with my Jum-Jum-Jumbo. She's a twosome she's a foursome I seh'd lose some I would like her moresome.