Calgone - Lyrics - Incubus

An incubus is a demon in male form who, according to mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon sleepers, especially women, in order to engage in sexual activity with them. Its female counterpart is the succubus. An incubus may pursue sexual relations with a woman in order to father a child, as in the legend of Merlin. Religious tradition holds that repeated sexual activity with an incubus or succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.

On my way home Police car pulled me over After they left, I puttered out of gas Triple-A' came, but my card was expired I had to walk home and of course it rained half the time I tried to get some shut eye Then I was abducted They put cold things in my butt, butt, butt They sampled a bit of my D.N.A. They left me on top of my sheets I dreamt I went potty then woke up drenched in me This day sucked the hardest ever I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way I got up to toss my soiled sheets The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe It was then that I sensed the irony burning me Then I heard the voice say "Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe." I suppose I'm to blame I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way Thank goodness for bathtubs and suds I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee In actuality, I let the zetas probe me Yesterday was all my fault I let negativity get the better of me Thank goodness for bathtubs and suds They temporarily set free this quandary I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way