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- As a camp counselor, some of my campers
pulled a prank on me
by putting nail polish on my thumb while I was sleeping
and then they called me "Pretty Thumb".
They were like 12 year olds and I'm 20.
- Today we have spray paint nail polish
for my nails.
- This is for like the girl "on the go".
Like girl's on the go, got to get her nails did.
- Yeah, just like (imitates spray paint can sound)
- The color is Shorteditch Lane.
- Shorteditch Lane low key sounds like a *** location.
- [Keith] Yes, meet me in Shorteditch Lane.
- So Ned, you've never had like a manicure.
- No. I don't think so.
It's honestly-
It's difficult for me to even clip my nails.
- So first we're doing a base coat.
- You have very nicely filed down nails.
- Thank you.
The secret is that it's actually my teeth.
- So you just do this. (blows on nails)
- [Ned] Oh, I've seen ladies do this.
- [Voiceover] I'm gonna spray that *** on.
- Here we go.
- Okay.
- [Both] Wow.
- Oh. Galaxies.
- Ew. It feels awful.
- It kind of looks like you're becoming the Tin Man.
- At least right now, it looks like I strangled the Tin Man.
- [Ned] (laughs) Yeah.
Can't do that with regular nail polish.
- These are my nails.
- Look at them little fingers.
I'd buy me a drink.
- Fabulous.
- Alright, I mean-
- Not fabulous?
- Not fabulous.
- Okay, well I felt good about it at the time.
- Looking pretty good.
- Oh my gosh.
- Got a little area right there I think we could reapply.
- For a spray paint, pretty *** good.
- Yeah.
- For actual manicure, pretty average.
Shouldn't we be gossiping about somebody while we do this.
Isn't that what you do?
It's like-
Ugh, so tell me about Roger?
Ugh, Roger? *** Roger, the other day...