My Big Fat Trailer Park Wedding

Jeana: WELL, IT'S BEEN ONE HELL OF A SUMMER AT MYRTLE MANOR. Jared: WHOO! OH [BLEEP]! WELCOME TO OUR PAGEANT. THERE'S GONNA BE SOME CHANGES. I AM TAKING OVER MYRTLE MANOR. NO. NO. NO. NO. I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN. Jeana: THE RESIDENTS FOUND THEMSELVES IN SOME PECULIAR SITUATIONS... OH, MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN CONDEMNED. [ ALL CHEERING ] Jared: WHO IS THIS LADY... COME ON, PRINCESS. LET'S GO. ...AND WHY IS SHE SO MEAN?! MMM. YOU LUCKY I'M NOT A VAMPIRE. Jeana: ...AND ENDURED PLENTY OF SOUL-STRENGTHENING TRIALS. [ ALL CHEERING ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Bandit: I'M SORRY. THAT WAS THE END OF THAT. THAT WAS THE END OF THAT. I PEED ON MY HAND A LITTLE BIT. Jeana: BECKY TRIED HER DAMNEDEST TO MAKE THIS A FIVE-STAR TRAILER PARK. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT? WHAT? OH, MY GOD. YOU WANT TO CALL ME A [BLEEP] TO MY FACE?! YOU WANT TO EVICT ME?! JUST LIKE SYLVESTER STALLONE, YOU STARTED THIS WAR, NOT ME. Jeana: BUT SOMETIMES, THE JOB SEEMED TO BE JUST TOO MUCH FOR HER. THEY'RE VANDALIZING YOUR WHOLE TRAILER PARK AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT. IT'S CLEAR BECKY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL. THERE'S GONNA BE SOME CHANGES. I'M SELLING THE PARK. Jeana: SO, CECIL WAS FORCED TO MAKE A PAINFUL DECISION. YOU CAN'T SELL IT. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO, WHEN I WANT TO. Jeana: AND WHILE A LONG-TERM LOVE AFFAIR BEGAN TO FIZZLE OUT... JESS AND I CAN NEVER WORK THIS OUT ANYMORE. HAVE YOU EVER SHAGGED BEFORE? Jeana: ...A NEW RELATIONSHIP HAS EMERGED. MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL, WHO'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY, GIRL, OF THEM ALL? [ High-pitched ] ANNE. [ Normal voice ] THANK YOU. HELLO? Jeana: AND AN IRRESPONSIBLE, LOST YOUNG MAN ARRIVED AT THE PARK... HE IS BEAUTIFUL. ...TO FIND WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR ALL ALONG. I LOVE YOU. YES. WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A TRAILER-PARK WEDDING. Jeana: AND NOW, ON THE SEASON FINALE, IT'S A HUGE DAY HERE AT MYRTLE MANOR... JARED AND CHELSEY ARE GONNA GET MARRIED! Jeana: ...AND THE PARK IS DRESSED TO THE NINES. THAT LOOKS LIKE THE ENTRANCE TO THE SYMPATHY ROOM AT A FUNERAL HOME. BUT IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF CHELSEY'S LIFE ALSO GONNA BE ONE OF THE SADDEST? NERVOUS? CALM ME DOWN. Becky: I HAVE A REALLY BIG SURPRISE FOR CHELSEY. Jeana: THERE'S A BIG SURPRISE FOR JARED, TOO. YOU KNOW WHO I AM? NO. JESSICA DECIDES IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE. I'M READY. IT'S JUST A HOT MESS, GIRL. Becky: JESSICA! OH, MY GOD! Jeana: AND WILL CHELSEY'S NERVES GET THE BETTER OF HER ON HER BIG DAY? FIND OUT NOW ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR." -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS THE SUMMER IS COMING TO AN END AT MYRTLE MANOR, AND WE'RE ALL GOSSIPING ABOUT THAT BOY AND GIRL AND JUST HOW FAST THEY FELL IN LOVE. IS SHE PREGNANT? YOU KNOW THIS IS A TRAILER PARK, AND IT COULD BE. [ LAUGHS ] I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'VE DONE WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE A BABY. YES, MA'AM. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. BECKY, THEY'VE BEEN CONSUMMATING IN YOUR TRAILER PARK. AIN'T THAT RIGHT? [ LAUGHS ] WELL, I GOT SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT TO TELL Y'ALL. WHAT, YOU BOUGHT NEW TOILET PAPER? NO. DADDY SOLD THE PARK. I'M NOT HAPPY WITH MY DAD AT ALL, SELLING THE PARK TO A DEVELOPER. HE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYBODY HOMELESS. TALKING ABOUT SOLD, LIKE DONE? DONE. LIKE, ALREADY DONE? DONE. THE PAPER'S SIGNED. DEVELOPERS DON'T HAVE HEARTS. THEY JUST GO IN AND CLEAR EVERYTHING OUT AND START FROM THE GROUND UP. OH, GOD. WHERE ARE WE GONNA LIVE? I DON'T KNOW! Amanda: WHERE ARE YOU GONNA LIVE? I DON'T KNOW! OH [BLEEP] YEAH. THIS IS REALLY UNNERVING NEWS, FOR ALL OF US. WE COULD HAVE A BONFIRE AND JUST BURN EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE. BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE'S A WEDDING THAT'S GONNA BE HERE, MAYBE THAT SHOULD BE THE FOCUS. MISS ANNE, I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. AND LET'S MAKE IT A BIG, BIG CELEBRATION. AND IT'S BETTER POSITIVE THAN LEAVING WITH JUST DOWNTRODDENNESS. YEAH, AND LET'S MAKE IT A POSITIVE THING AND KIND OF A WEDDING, GOING-AWAY PARTY, EVERYBODY'S STARTING A NEW LIFE. Jeana: TRAILER-PARK STYLE? TRAILER-PARK STYLE. LET'S DO IT. I WANT TO HAVE AN AWESOME WEDDING. I WANT DADDY TO REALIZE HE'S MADE A MISTAKE. AND I WANT TO SAY, "DADDY, I TOLD YOU SO!" CHEERS! Jeana: CHEERS! TO THE GOOD LIFE. BUT IF WE GOT TO ALL PART, WE MIGHT AS WELL GO OUT WITH A ***. I'M GOING OUT DRUNK. YOU READY? YEAH, WHAT ARE WE DOING? WE HAVE TO GO GET OUR MARRIAGE LICENSE. IT'S TIME TO MAKE THIS WEDDING LEGIT. WE'RE GOING TO THE COURTHOUSE TO GET OUR MARRIAGE LICENSE. OH, HELL YEAH. LET'S DO THE DAMN THING, BABE. Jared: THE NUMBER-ONE REASON I WANT TO GET MARRIED TO CHELSEY IS PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE JUST MAKES ME HAPPY. ALL IN ALL, SHE HAS IT TOGETHER, AND THAT ***... THAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT GOT ME, RIGHT THERE. Chelsey: I WANT TO MARRY JARED BECAUSE HE HAS THE CUTEST FACE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, AND HE GREW HIS BEARD OUT... MM-HMM. ...AND WE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ME 'CAUSE HE LOVES ME... MM-HMM. ...AND I LOVE HIM. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MARRIED LIFE'S GONNA BE. I DON'T KNOW. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE'RE GONNA LIVE. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE DOING. DO YOU KNOW WHICH DEPARTMENT WE HAVE TO GO TO, BABE? NO. THE ONLY THING WE DO KNOW IS THAT WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE SILVER BULLET. YEP, NO BULLET. I JUST WANT TO KEEP MAKING THAT VERY [BLEEP] CLEAR. I'M EXCITED. I AM, TOO. THIS IS OUR MARRIAGE LICENSE. IT'S LEGAL. BADA BING, BADA BOOM. BABE, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? THIS MEANS THAT YOUR SOUL IS MINE. [ Laughing ] I FREAKING HATE YOU. [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] WHO IS THAT? IT BETTER BE IMPORTANT. MY MAMA. HELLO? HI. GUESS WHAT. [ Singsong voice ] WE JUST GOT OUR MARRIAGE LICENSE. I'M SO EXCITED! RIGHT? ISN'T THAT EXCITING, MA? YEP. WHAT? WE ALREADY HAVE THE WHOLE THING PLANNED. I'M DEVASTATED THAT MY MOM CAN'T COME TO THE WEDDING. WE CAN'T SWITCH IT BECAUSE MR. CECIL'S SELLING THE PARK, SO WE HAVE TO HAVE THE WEDDING BEFORE WE HAVE TO MOVE. IT'S ALREADY SET. MY MOM IS MY BEST FRIEND, AND NOT HAVING HER HERE IS GONNA BE REALLY HARD. WHO'S GONNA WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE? I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T NEED, LIKE, SOME CRAZY WEDDING. I JUST WANTED MY MOM THERE. Jeana: I DON'T THINK CHELSEY KNOWS WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO NOW THAT HER MAMA CAN'T MAKE IT TO HER BIG DAY. JESSICA, ON THE OTHER HAND, KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO. LOOKS LIKE SHE'LL BE USING THIS SHINDIG TO SHOW US ALL JUST HOW MUCH SHE'S CHANGED. I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF [BLEEP] THIS SUMMER, AND I'M READY TO TAKE A STEP FORWARD. Roy: HEY! HOW ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I CAME TO TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT A MAKEOVER. [ LAUGHS ] Amanda: I LIKE JESSICA. I KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, BUT JESSICA'S BOOK COVER... [ BURPS ] ...SHE, UM... SHE'S A LITTLE STRANGE-LOOKING. [ LAUGHS ] AND I SAY THAT IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE. EVER SINCE THE FIRST TIME I EVER MET YOU, I KEPT SAYING THAT YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE WITH NORMAL HAIR. ARE YOU GONNA DO YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP, THE WHOLE THING? YOUR WARDROBE? ANYTHING GOES? ANYTHING GOES. WELL, COME OVER HERE, AND LET'S LOOK AT THIS MESS. SEEING CHELSEY GET MARRIED AND MOVING ON WITH HER LIFE JUST MAKES ME REALIZE I KIND OF NEED TO GROW UP. THIS IS A MESS, ROY. AND YOU'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND WITH A MESS EVER SINCE I MET YOU. THIS IS NOT EVEN HAIR ANYMORE. IT'S LIKE...PLASTIC. I WOULD RATHER US CALL A FRIEND OF OURS THAT REALLY, YOU KNOW, SPECIALIZES IN, LIKE, COMPLETE MAKEOVERS. WE'LL HELP HER, AND WE'LL BE HERE WHILE YOU'RE GETTING IT DONE. YEAH, IT'LL BE BEAUTIFUL WHEN IT'S DONE. Jessica: YAY! AND WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. Jeana: IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, JARED AND CHELSEY ARE GONNA SAY THEIR "I DOs." IT SHOULD BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF CHELSEY'S LIFE, BUT SHE'S GOT A LOT ON HER MIND. Chelsey: NERVOUS. NERVOUS? I AM FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS WEDDING, SO I CALLED JARED OVER 'CAUSE I KNOW HE CAN CALM MY NERVES. I DON'T KNOW. LIKE, I'M NERVOUS, BUT I'M ALSO, LIKE, SAD 'CAUSE MY FAMILY'S NOT COMING, AND I THINK THAT THAT MAKES ME MORE NERVOUS. YEAH. 'CAUSE, LIKE, I VALUE MY FAMILY'S OPINION, AND MY MOM HASN'T MET YOU. I KNOW. LIKE, THAT'S, LIKE, WHAT'S STRESSING ME OUT A LOT. I WISH MY FAMILY COULD BE HERE, BUT... DOES YOUR FAMILY EVEN KNOW? YEAH, THEY KNOW. I LOVE JARED, BUT I ALMOST FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED WITHOUT MY FAMILY HERE. I'M SORRY YOUR FAMILY CAN'T BE HERE, BABY. I KNOW THAT'S A BIG DEAL TO YOU. I'LL DO MY BEST TO, YOU KNOW, DO EXTRA GOOD TO MAKE UP FOR IT. I'LL AT LEAST TRY. MY TRAILER-PARK FAMILY'S HERE. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DON'T BE NERVOUS. I WON'T. MM-HMM, BABY. CAN'T WAIT. Jeana: COMING UP, Y'ALL, ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"... SAY GOODBYE TO THE OLD JESSICA. NO MORE MAKEUP, NO MORE HAIR. OKAY. I MIGHT'VE MADE A MISTAKE ABOUT THE PARK. AND I'VE JUST SOLD THEM OUT. [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] Jeana: TODAY IS THE BIG DAY. WE'RE ALL PITCHING IN, AND IT'S GONNA BE ONE FINE TRAILER-PARK WEDDING AND THE LAST BIG PARTY FOR MYRTLE MANOR. Becky: WELL, EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO MOVE THAT SIGN OVER A LITTLE BIT. I WANT TO GET THE RESIDENTS TOGETHER AND JUST THROW ONE LAST HURRAH BEFORE WE LEAVE. Jeana: I DON'T WANT TO DO NOTHING. I MADE THE CAKE. MOVE IT OVER THAT WAY A LITTLE BIT! Taylor: MISS BECKY, WHERE DO YOU WANT THE PIANO? PUT THE PIANO OVER HERE. I LOVE THIS PARK SO MUCH, I WOULD TAKE MY GOOD SHOULDER BONE OUT JUST TO SAVE THE PARK FROM BEING SOLD. Becky: Y'ALL, WE NEED MORE BALLOONS! BECKY, MORE BALLOONS ARE BEING PREPARED RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU. I'VE ALWAYS HEARD THAT LOVE IS BLIND. IT IS. YOU GOT IT. AND AFTER YOU GET MARRIED, THEN YOU START SEEING. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU SEE A LOT OF THINGS YOU DIDN'T SEE BEFORE. THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE. THEY REALLY ARE. AND I DO PRAY THAT THIS HERE MARRIAGE WILL WORK. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE IN LOVE OR IN HEAT. IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER. I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY BOTH. [ BOTH LAUGH ] WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING! WELL, WHAT'S MISSING? WHAT? WE NEED ONE OF THOSE PLANT THINGS. ARBOR, YEAH. YEAH, ONE OF THOSE ARBOR THINGS. I KNOW WHERE ONE IS! IS IT WIRED DOWN THERE? YOU'VE GOT TO UNPLUG IT. Becky: HAVING THE WEDDING IS IMPORTANT TO ME, BECAUSE TO ME, MYRTLE MANOR MEANS FAMILY, AND WITH CHELSEY AND JARED GETTING MARRIED, THAT'S JUST CARRYING ON THE MYRTLE MANOR TRADITION. THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD -- Marvin: UNPLUG IT FROM THE SOCKET OVER THERE. CAREFUL, THOUGH, BECAUSE I LOVE THIS ARBOR. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WALKWAY? FIVE-STAR TRAILER PARK. THAT LOOKS LIKE THE ENTRANCE TO THE SYMPATHY ROOM AT A FUNERAL HOME. THIS IS THE LAST BIG EVENT WE'RE GONNA HAVE AT MYRTLE MANOR. GOING TO THE WEDDING LIKE I'M GONNA DO AND SIT THERE AND WATCH IT AND KNOWING IT'S GOING AWAY, IT'S REALLY BITTERSWEET. Jeana: OUT OF ALL THE CRAZY CHANGES GOING ON IN MYRTLE MANOR, JESSICA'S BIG CHANGE MAY BE THE MOST SHOCKING OF THEM ALL. Gina: ROY, ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT THIS GIRL COMING IN HERE? WELL, I'VE BEEN BUSY TODAY. I'VE GOT TWO CLIENTS COMING IN. YOU KNOW, WE GOT THE WEDDING TO DEAL WITH. Gina: JESSICA NEEDS A LOT OF WORK, AND WE'RE HAPPY TO BRING IN CORI BECAUSE WE NEED A SPECIALIST. HEY, GIRL. Roy: HEY, CORI, HOW ARE YOU? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? GOOD. GIRL, YOU GOT YOUR HANDS FULL TODAY. OH, GOOD. YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT. [ Laughing ] ROY! Jessica: HELLO. GOOD. I'M CORI. NICE TO MEET YOU. [ LAUGHS ] SHE IS! SHE'S SO ADORABLE. I'M VERY EXCITED. YEAH. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT, OKAY? COME ON OVER HERE. NOW, WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL OF WHAT YOU WANT YOUR HAIR TO LOOK LIKE? I JUST WANT SOMETHING EASY BUT STILL, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT ME. AND I WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE WEDDING. OKAY, LOOK. I'M TURNING YOU AROUND. LOOK IN THE MIRROR ONE MORE TIME! LOOK! SAY, "BYE-BYE!" SAY GOODBYE TO THE OLD JESSICA. NO MORE MAKEUP, NO MORE HAIR. I'M EXCITED FOR EVERYONE TO SEE MY NEW LOOK 'CAUSE IT'S MORE GROWN-UP, AND I'M GROWING UP ON THE INSIDE, SO MAYBE THEY CAN SEE THAT'S HAPPENING ON THE OUTSIDE, TOO. DON'T BE NERVOUS. I'M READY. [ SIGHS ] OKAY. Gina: I THINK JESSICA'S HAIR AND MAKEUP -- SHE'S MASKING SOMETHING ON THE INSIDE, AND NOW I THINK SHE'S, UM... I THINK SHE'S GONNA BE A DIFFERENT PERSON NOW. Roy: WELL, ARE YOU DOING IT JUST -- I'M DOING IT FOR ME, ROY! YOU'RE DOING IT FOR YOU, NOT TO GET RID OF TAYLOR, BUT JUST TO MAKE YOURSELF -- NO, I JUST GOT PAST THAT POINT IN MY LIFE, SO I WANT TO CHANGE IT. YEAH. JUST TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF, AND -- MM-HMM. I'D LIKE TO RUB IT IN TAYLOR'S FACE, YOU KNOW, THAT I GOT A NEW MAKEOVER AND NEW LOOK AND EVERYTHING, BUT, I MEAN, I'M NOT DOING IT FOR HIM. I'M DOING IT FOR ME, SO... ♪ LIVING IN A MODERN AGE, NO ONE CAN TELL ME HOW TO PLAY ♪ ♪ WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN, IT SETS THE STAGE ♪ ♪ STARS THAT GUIDE THE WAY ♪ ♪ WON'T TURN AROUND, FALL DOWN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO SET THE STAGE ♪ ♪ GONNA SHINE TONIGHT ♪ [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD! ♪ I'M STANDING TALL, NOT GONNA FALL ♪ ♪ I CAN HEAR THE CALL ♪ ♪ GONNA SHINE TONIGHT ♪ ♪ SHINE TONIGHT ♪ I'M EXCITED TO SEE EVERYTHING CHANGE. EVERYTHING ELSE IS CHANGING AROUND ME, AND I DON'T WANT IT JUST TO STOP THERE. I WANT TO KEEP GOING, KEEP MOVING ON. Cori: ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE NEW YOU? YES! THE NEW, IMPROVED. 1... ...2... ...3! Jessica: OH, MY GOD! Cori: ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE NEW YOU? Jessica: YES! DON'T OPEN THEM! KEEP THEM CLOSED! SQUISH THEM SHUT! HOLY CRAP! [ LAUGHING ] [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD! YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. I FEEL AMAZING. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. I LOOK OLDER. RIGHT. IT'S MORE SOPHISTICATED. I FEEL BEAUTIFUL. MY NEW LOOK COMPLETES THE NEW JESSICA. IT'S THE NEW YOU. OH, MY GOD! NEW ME LOOKS AWESOME! YOU'RE KIND OF, LIKE, RADIATING FROM THE INSIDE, TOO. TRAILER-PARK CLASS, HONEY. Jeana: IT SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY THAT CHELSEY AND JARED WERE STARTING TO FALL IN LOVE, BUT THIS IS A TRAILER PARK, Y'ALL. IT'S NO SURPRISE IT'S ALREADY THEIR WEDDING DAY, AND EVERYBODY'S GETTING GUSSIED UP FOR THE BIG EVENT. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] HELLO? ANNE? WHEN I THINK OF ANNE, I THINK OF A LOT OF GOOD THINGS. YOU KNOW, I THINK OF CONFIDENCE, TRANQUILITY, RELAXATION, JOY, HAPPINESS. I PROBABLY THINK ABOUT ANNE MORE THAN I THINK ABOUT ANY OTHER PERSON. MARVIN? HEY. HEY, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? I'M FINE. I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU. YOU DO? AWW, THAT'S SWEET. WOULD YOU, YOU KNOW, PUT IT ON YOURSELF, OR...? WELL, YOU MAY. YOU KNOW, IT CAME WITH TWO STICKPINS. AND WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE? I HAVE A FIRST-AID KIT JUST IN CASE. [ CHUCKLES ] HOW ABOUT A GLASS OF WINE, AND WE'LL -- WE'LL -- WE'LL WORK ON THIS. YOU'RE BROKEN OUT IN A SWEAT. AM I? I'LL POUR YOU A GLASS OF WINE. I HAVE TO BE A FOOL TO NOT SAY THAT I LOVE ANNE. MARV AND I HAVE BECOME GOOD FRIENDS, AND I MIGHT DATE HIM IF HE ASKED ME OUT. SCOOT DOWN. WELL, YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS GONNA BE THE LAST MAJOR EVENT THAT WE HAVE HERE AT MYRTLE MANOR. I THINK IT'S REALLY GRAND THAT THERE IS A WEDDING, AND IT'S GONNA BRING ALL OF US TOGETHER. FOR ONE LAST TIME, YEAH. YEAH, FOR ONE LAST TIME. WE'RE GONNA GO OUT WITH A BASH. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? ALL RIGHT. IF YOU WERE HAVING A WEDDING, MARVIN, WOULD YOU GET MARRIED IN A TRAILER PARK? IF I WAS GETTING MARRIED, I WOULD MARRIED IN WHATEVER STATE I FOUND MYSELF. IF I WAS A CAVEMAN, I'D GET MARRIED IN A CAVE. I MEAN, IN A LANDFILL OR DUMP, IN A GRAVEYARD, IN A SWAMP. THE POINT IS WHO I'M MARRYING. SEE, I WOULD NEVER DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS, EVER. YOU KNOW, LISTEN. IF THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE THIS PLACE DOWN, YOU KNOW, HEY, I WANT TO MAKE SURE I'LL BE ABLE TO GET TO SEE YOU. I FEEL THE SAME WAY. MAYBE THERE ARE SOME POSSIBILITIES THAT I'VE NOT THOUGHT ABOUT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT WILL LEAD, BUT I DO KNOW THIS -- THAT I LIKE HIM. IS THAT THE SCENT THAT I MADE FOR YOU? IT IS. IT SMELLS GOOD, DOESN'T IT? YEAH, IT FITS YOU. JUST LIKE A HAND IN A GLOVE. WELL, I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT. Marvin: I LIKE ANNE, AND I'VE DISCOVERED WHAT I LIKE ABOUT ANNE. YOU KNOW, IT CONFIRMED, I GUESS, WHY I LOVE ANNE. WHEN YOU LIKE WHAT YOU LOVE, OH, THAT IS SO MUCH SWEETER AND SO MUCH MORE INTENSE. YOU'RE THE CRAZIEST MAN I KNOW -- THE CRAZIEST MAN! BLACK SHIRT OR WHITE SHIRT? THE WHITE SHIRT. I'M THINKING WHITE, TOO. YOU KNOW, BANDIT HERE IN HIS UNDERWEAR REMINDS ME WHY I NEVER HAVE ROOMMATES TO BEGIN WITH. HEY, HIM IN HIS UNDERWEAR IS NOT JESSICA IN HER UNDERWEAR, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. WHAT'S GOING ON BETWEEN YOU AND JESSICA? I DON'T KNOW, MAN. LIKE, AS MUCH AS I WANT TO GET AWAY FROM JESSICA, EVERY TIME I'M AROUND HER, THERE'S JUST ALWAYS SPARKS AGAIN, YOU KNOW, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE. YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS, DON'T YOU? UNFORTUNATELY, I PROBABLY ALWAYS WILL, NO MATTER WHAT I TRY. IT'S HARD WHEN SHE'S SO PREVALENT IN MY LIFE STILL. IF I SEE HER LOOKING SO GORGEOUS, IT'S JUST REALLY GONNA PULL MY HEARTSTRINGS, SO TO SAY, YOU KNOW? RIGHT. DO I LOOK ALL RIGHT? VERY SHARP, YEAH. HE PRESENTS HIMSELF VERY, VERY WELL. HE KEEPS HIMSELF CLEAN ALL THE TIME, HIS HYGIENE. I MEAN, HE'S PERFECT. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? I GOT ANY GOOD CHANCES OF GETTING ANY GIRLS THERE TONIGHT? I MEAN, CHELSEY'S CUTE, MAN. I'M SURE SHE'S GOT SOME CUTE FRIENDS. DURING THE WEDDINGS, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA MEET. IT'S VERY POSSIBLE THAT SOMEBODY WHO'S THERE AND SAY, "OOH, HE'S CUTE. LET ME TALK TO HIM." EVEN WENT OUT AND GOT WAXED. COMING TO A WEDDING LOOKING GOOD AND PLAYING GUITAR -- I THINK YOUR CHANCES ARE PRETTY GOOD. A LOT OF MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN TELLING ME, "BE PRESENTABLE. MAKE YOURSELF PERFECT." I WONDER IF I COULD FIT THIS ON GUS. HE COULD BE OUR LITTLE MASCOT THEN. GUS, STAND UP! LET ME SEE THAT BOW TIE! NOW, THAT IS A GOOD BOY! OH! WHO'S SO HANDSOME?! HOW ABOUT YOU BE MY DATE TONIGHT? NO?! THANKS A LOT! ♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE, HERE COMES THE BRIDE ♪ COME ON, GUS. LET'S GO. THAT'S MY BOY! Jeana: THERE'S NO DENYING THAT JARED'S COME A LONG WAY SINCE HE MOVED IN TO THIS TRAILER PARK. NOT TOO LONG AGO, HE WAS A LOST, LITTLE SOUL, AND NOW, HE'S ACTUALLY GETTING READY TO SETTLE DOWN. I'M TAKING MY LAST RIDE AS A SINGLE MAN, YOU KNOW, JUST REFLECTING. YOU KNOW, WIND IN MY FACE -- I'M CENTERED. THIS IS MY FAVORITE PLACE TO BE. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BIG DAY. MY RELATIONSHIP WITH CHELSEY IS REALLY THE THING THAT'S GOT ME ON TRACK. I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO GET MY [BLEEP] TOGETHER. I'VE HAD A GOOD TIME THROUGH LIFE. CHELSEY, YOU KNOW, CHELSEY MAKES ME WANT TO GET IT TOGETHER. I KNOW WHAT I WANT, I KNOW WHERE I WANT TO BE, AND I KNOW I WANT TO HAVE HER THERE WITH ME. SHE MAKES ME A BETTER MAN. AS LONG AS YOU GOT SOMEONE THAT LOVES YOU, LIKE, IT'S ALL GOOD, YOU KNOW? I'M NERVOUS, I'M HAPPY, AND I'M EXCITED. Jeana: COMING UP ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"... I HAVE A REALLY BIG SURPRISE FOR CHELSEY. OH, MY GOD! [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] Jeana: NOW, WE SHOULD BE JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM MYRTLE MANOR'S FIRST AND LAST WEDDING CEREMONY, BUT THE BRIDAL PARTY, THEY'RE RUNNING ON TRAILER-PARK TIME, WHICH MEANS CRACK A BEER, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A TICK OR TWO. [ GASPS ] OH, YOU LOOK LIKE A ***! Y'ALL LIKE IT? Becky: YOU LOOK SO PRETTY! THAT COLOR IS GORGEOUS ON YOU! YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY! LOOK AT YOU! YOU LOOK GOOD, TOO, MISS BECKY! AWW! I GET UP TO BECKY'S, AND I'M FULLY READY -- HAIR, MAKEUP, DRESS, HEELS, EVERYTHING. I'M GOOD TO GO. AND STILL NO SIGN OF JESS. Chelsey: THIS WHOLE TIME, I HAVEN'T SEEN JESS. I'VE SEEN AMANDA, BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN JESS. SO, I'M SITTING HERE LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO?" AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW...JESS WALKS IN. OH...MY GOD! YOU LOOK SO GOOD! IT'S ALL GONE. OH, MY GOD! IT LOOKS SO PRETTY! WAIT, IS THAT ALL YOUR REAL HAIR? Becky: [ GASPS ] JESS, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! SERIOUSLY, SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME PERSON! IT PLAYS YOUR FEATURES. LIKE, YOUR EYES LOOK REALLY PRETTY BECAUSE OF THE HAIR COLOR. [ Chuckling ] AMANDA, YOU'RE LIKE... NO! YOU LOOK AMAZING! I'M JUST LIKE... IT TAKES A LOT FOR THIS OL' GIRL RIGHT HERE NOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, AND I WAS JUST JAW-DROPPED. I'M JUST LIKE...I MEAN, I COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING! TAYLOR'S GONNA CRAP HIS PANTS. THIS IS THE MOVING-ON POINT. SHE'S DONE WITH THAT SCENE. ...LEAVING THE PAST BEHIND ME. Jessica: I'M CHANGING ON THE INSIDE. I FEEL LIKE THE OUTSIDE ME SHOULD REFLECT THE INSIDE ME. I LIKE MY NEW LOOK. I LIKE IT. YOU CLEAN UP GOOD, GIRL. [ LAUGHTER ] Amanda: RIGHT? SO, WE'RE GONNA GO FINISH GETTING THINGS READY AND SET UP AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY'S IN THEIR PLACES. Becky: OKAY, GIRLS. Y'ALL GO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. BYE, I LOVE YOU GUYS. BYE. I LOVE YOU. BYE, YOU GUYS. ALL RIGHT, YOU READY TO STEP IN? CLIP'S ON THE RIGHT. WANT ME TO HOLD IT UP? I KNOW IT. YOU MAY NEED THEM. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. YAY! OH, MY GOODNESS! NOW I'M REALLY FREAKING OUT NOW THAT THE DRESS IS ON. I KNOW! REALITY'S STARTING TO SET IN. BUT BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED, I GOT A REALLY, REALLY BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU. A BIG ONE? A BIG SURPRISE. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] OH, MY GOD! [ SQUEALS ] SURPRISE! CHELSEY, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY! SERIOUSLY. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT MY FAMILY'S HERE. IT'S JUST THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. MY MOM, MY BROTHER, AND MY SISTER ALL SHOWED UP. IT'S GONNA BE THE PERFECT DAY. THAT'S ALL I WANTED IS MY FAMILY HERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THREE OF YOU GUYS ARE HERE RIGHT NOW! WE WOULDN'T MISS THIS. COULDN'T YOU GUYS COME AFTER? I JUST DID MY MAKEUP! [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE ALL HERE RIGHT NOW! Becky: THE LOOK ON CHELSEY'S FACE, THE EXCITEMENT IN HER EYES, THERE'S NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY CHELSEY IS. Y'ALL COME ON. Y'ALL NEED SOME MOTHER/DAUGHTER TIME. MOM! YOU LOOK SO FREAKING CUTE! Chelsey: HAVING MY FAMILY HERE MEANS EVERYTHING. LIKE, IT'S... I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN IT. LIKE, I'M SO HAPPY. OH, MY GOD! I'M SO EXCITED YOU GUYS ARE HERE. MOM, THAT JUST MADE MY DAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME CRY. I LOVE TO MAKE MY KIDS CRY. AND YOU LOOK SO PRETTY! YOU'LL LIKE HIM. I PROMISE YOU'LL LIKE HIM. YEAH? OKAY. YOU ARE REALLY DOING THIS. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I WAS NERVOUS, AND I'M SO MUCH MORE EXCITED NOW THAT YOU GUYS ARE HERE, AND I CAN'T GET MY VOICE TO STOP SHAKING YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT, ARE YOU? MOM! I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA ASK ME THAT! NO! I'M SUCKING IN, THOUGH. I MIGHT EXPLODE. AMAZING. THIS IS REAL. SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW. I LOVE YOU. I GOT. [ CHUCKLES ] AWESOME. I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS. AND THE RED SHOES, FOR SURE. I LIKE THAT. MY BRIDESMAIDS ARE WEARING RED, AND THE GROOMSMEN ARE WEARING BLUE. AND ME AND JARED ARE WEARING WHITE. AWESOME. GOOD. THIS WILL BE FUN. YAY! ALL RIGHTY, ALL READY TO GO? Chelsey: MISS BECKY, I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING -- FOR GETTING THIS WEDDING AND EVERYTHING SET UP. Becky: I'VE WATCHED MY GIRLS GROW UP HERE. I'VE WATCHED CHELSEY AND JARED GROW UP HERE. TO ME, MYRTLE MANOR MEANS FAMILY. BEING ABLE TO HELP JARED AND CHELSEY REALLY KEEPS THAT TRADITION ALIVE. I'M YOUR MOM WHEN YOUR MOM'S NOT HERE. BUT YOUR MOM'S HERE, AND THAT'S WHAT WE CALLED YOUR MOM FOR. I AM DEFINITELY 100% READY TO MARRY JARED NOW. Jared: WHAT'S UP, MAN? NO. CHELSEY'S DAD. OH, HEY. I'M JARED. NICE TO MEET YOU! I'M GOOD. YOU KNOW, SHE'S MY LITTLE GIRL. MM-HMM, YES, I DO. AND IF YOU CHEAT ON HER OR ANYTHING, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN. HEY, MAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. I'M GREAT WITH THAT. I'M AN OLD-SCHOOL GUY. I'M NOT ONE OF THESE NEW-SCHOOL PRICKS, MAN. PARDON MY FRENCH. I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THERE WOULD BE NO FATHER-IN-LAWS AT THE WEDDING. IT'S A BIT AWKWARD -- LITTLE BIT. YOU KNOW SHE'S CRAZY, DON'T YOU? [ CHUCKLES ] YOU WANT TO GO INTO MY HUMBLE ABODE AND HAVE A BEER? ALL RIGHT, COOL. THAT'S GOOD 'CAUSE I NEED A DRINK. DUDE, SERIOUSLY? THE CEILINGS AREN'T [BLEEP] TALL ENOUGH. [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SIT DOWN, MAN. ALL RIGHT, GOT TWO FRESH, COLD ONES. YOU'RE THE MAN! BADA BING, BADA BOOM. [ SIGHS ] A LITTLE PREGAME BEER. TREAT THE GIRL RIGHT, BUDDY. I WILL. 'CAUSE SHE'LL PROBABLY BEAT YOUR *** BEFORE I HAVE TO TAKE ANY TIME OFF OF WORK TO COME DOWN HERE. Becky: EVERYBODY'S PITCHING IN, DOING THEIR PART, PEOPLE ARE GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND JUST TO ENSURE THAT THIS IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR JARED AND CHELSEY. EVERYTHING IS LOOKING GOOD. THE DECORATIONS ARE BEAUTIFUL. [ PIANO, GUITAR PLAYS ] [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] HERE COMES PART OF THE WEDDING PARTY. [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Anne: IF JARED AND CHELSEY HAD A BABY, I THINK THAT BABY COULD BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOUNG ELIZABETH TAYLOR. THANKS, MARV. [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A WEDDING BEFORE. FOR SOME REASON, I ALWAYS HAD BAD MOJO AT WEDDINGS. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. OH, THIS IS YOUR RIGHT, ISN'T IT? YEAH. OKAY. [ LAUGHS ] OH, MY GOD! CALM DOWN. HOLD IT TOGETHER. LOOKING GOOD. Jared: EASY THERE. NO NEED FOR CRYING HERE, GUYS. IT'S LIKE MY BROTHER'S GETTING MARRIED. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? LOOK AT JESS. Jared: WHAT THE...? WHAT? YEAH, DUDE, SHE LOOKS AMAZING. Taylor: RIGHT NOW, SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. SHE LOOKS AMAZING. SHE'S COME INTO HER OWN, AND WE'RE AT THIS WEDDING, EVERYONE'S ALL LOVEY-DOVEY, AND I GOT TO ADMIT, MAN. I MEAN, I MIGHT BE FEELING A LITTLE LOVEY-DOVEY, TOO. Amanda: AWW. Jeana: OH! WOW. WOW! YOU CLEAN UP NICE, JESS. THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] Chelsey: I'VE ONLY KNOWN JARED FOR A COUPLE MONTHS, BUT I'M ABOUT TO SAY YES BECAUSE JARED IS AWESOME. I KNOW I'M MAKING THE RIGHT DECISION. [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] Chelsey: MY FAMILY'S HERE. I'M SO HAPPY. I'M READY TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. I'M IN THE GOLF CART. ME AND BECKY ARE CRUISING DOWN THE ROAD, AND THEN I REALIZE THAT THIS BIG TREE THAT I SAW OFF TO MY RIGHT WAS MY DAD. Woman: OH! [ LAUGHS ] Beth: SHE DID NOT KNOW. NO. I LOVE YOU. Jared: GOOD STUFF. Chelsey: SO, I SEE MY DAD, AND I'M JUST CRAZY. I STARTED CRYING. I MEAN, EVERY GIRL WANTS THEIR DAD TO WALK THEM DOWN THE AISLE. THAT'S HOW IT GOES, RIGHT? OH, MY GOD. [ SNIFFLES ] YEAH. READY? [ WEDDING MARCH PLAYS ] I CAN'T STOP CRYING. Jared: IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY. [ MUSIC ENDS ] IT'S OUR JOY TO WELCOME EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TODAY AS WE CELEBRATE THE MARRIAGE TODAY OF JARED CHRISTOPHER ALEXANDER STETSON AND CHELSEY LYNN KELLER. WHO IS PRESENTING CHELSEY TO BE MARRIED TO JARED? THANK YOU. LOVE YOU, TOO. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, BABY. THANK YOU. COME ON. I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU TO JOIN YOUR HANDS, PLEASE, AND REPEAT YOUR MARRIAGE VOWS. I, JARED... ...TAKE YOU CHELSEY... ...TO BE MY WEDDED WIFE. ...TO BE MY WEDDED WIFE. TAKE YOU JARED... ...TAKE YOU JARED... ...TO BE MY WEDDED HUSBAND. ...FOR BETTER... ...FOR WORSE... FOR RICHER... ...FOR POORER... ...TILL DEATH DO US PART. ...TILL DEATH DO US PART. WITH THESE RINGS... I THEE WED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Anne: WHY NOT? YES, THEY ARE THE EXAMPLE AND CAN BE A GOOD EXAMPLE. Officiant: CONGRATULATIONS. CAN I KISS MY WIFE? I'D LIKE TO SAY, JARED, YOU MAY KISS YOUR WIFE. YEAH! YAY! [ APPLAUSE ] Marvin: IT'S ON NOW. KISSING IS LIKE THE FIRST THING. YOU KNOW, WE KNOW THE SEX IS AT THE HONEYMOON LATER ON. SO THAT'S PRETTY MUCH, "OKAY, YOU'RE MAN AND WIFE NOW. KISS IT AND SEAL IT." IT IS MY PRIVILEGE AND PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO ALL OF YOU AS MR. AND MRS. JARED CHRISTOPHER ALEXANDER STETSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT. [ Singsong voice ] IT'S OFFICIAL. BADA BING, BADA BOOM. YOU'RE A HUSBAND. I'M HAPPY WITH BEING YOUR HUSBAND, BABY. MM. [ LAUGHTER ] "I DOs" HAVE BEEN SAID, AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GET OUR DRINK ON AND CELEBRATE THIS THING THE RIGHT WAY. I SURE DID. Taylor: I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH JESSICA, REGARDLESS OF THE SITUATION I HAVE WITH HER. SO, I MEAN, I GUESS WITH JESSICA, I'LL JUST TRY MY HARDEST TO WIN HER BACK. IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, THEN I'LL JUST MOVE ON. [ CLEARS THROAT ] HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU? I'M ALL RIGHT. MY HANDS ARE COLD FROM PLAYING THE PIANO THE WHOLE TIME. MY HANDS ARE FREEZING FROM HOLDING THAT THING. [ LAUGHS ] THERE'S A BUG ON IT. ON WHAT? ON WHAT? I WAS HOLDING IT. IT WAS A BUG. I WAS LIKE, "EW." LIKE A BAD BUG OR, LIKE, A "WHO CARES?" KIND OF BUG? A "WHO CARES?" KIND OF BUG? THANK YOU. THAT WAS NICE. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? I LIKE IT. YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU GOT A PRETTY FACE. YOU CAN PULL OFF ANYTHING. LET ME SEE THE BACK. IT SUITS YOU. YOU LOOK ALL GROWN UP. I KNOW, RIGHT? Jessica: I CHANGE A LOT. I MAY CHANGE MY MIND. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE TAYLOR AND I WILL GET BACK TOGETHER. SO WE JUST DID A LOOP, AND NOW WE'RE-- DON'T DRIVE -- WHOO! WELCOME BACK! WHOO! HOW'D Y'ALL GET BACK SO FAST? I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE ON A HONEYMOON. WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO. WE BOTH LIVE RIGHT THERE. WHERE WERE WE GONNA GO? THE NEXT CHAPTER IN OUR LIFE, WE'RE JUST -- WE'RE NOT STARTING A FAMILY OR ANYTHING CRAZY. NO. UNH-UNH. WE'RE PROBABLY JUST GONNA HANG OUT AND ENJOY EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE. DRINK. Becky: I THINK THIS WEDDING WAS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THINGS WE'VE HAD SO FAR HERE AT MYRTLE MANOR. KEG STAND! [ ALL CHEERING ] [ CLEARS THROAT ] I'M TALKING NOW, SO -- I'M TALKING! [ CHEERING STOPS ] THANK YOU. THANK YOU. IN THE BEGINNING, A LOT OF US DIDN'T GET ALONG, AND IT'S GOOD TO SEE WHEN SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDED US, WE ALL PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE AND CAME TOGETHER. I WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL FOR EVERY SINGLE THING Y'ALL DID. EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL MADE THIS WEDDING AS PRETTY AS IT ENDED UP BEING. EVERYBODY. [ Voice breaking ] EVERYBODY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE THIS DAY SPECIAL FOR CHELSEY AND JARED. AND JARED'S NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION. Y'ALL, I'M GIVING A SPEECH, AND YOU'RE KISSING! [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, Y'ALL, IT'S JUST NICE TO SEE EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER, AND WHEN SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS SOMETHING IN MYRTLE MANOR, WE ALL PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE, AND WE ALL JUMP IN TOGETHER AND MAKE IT HAPPEN. WELL, WHEN YOU DECIDE TO AGREE TO COME TOGETHER, THAT'S A NOD TOWARDS LOVE. THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT ALLOWS A COMMUNITY TO COME TOGETHER. I'M PROUD OF Y'ALL. THANK YOU ALL. YOU GUYS WERE AWESOME. THANK YOU. Marvin: YEAH, WE LOVE YOU, BECKY. WE LOVE YOU, BECKY. All: [ Chanting ] BECKY! BECKY! BECKY! BECKY! BECKY! BECKY! BECKY! Cecil: BECKY HAS MADE ME REALIZE SOME THINGS JUST TODAY THAT I SHOULD'VE REALIZED BEFORE, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I THINK I'M PROBABLY GONNA BE IN A MESS. [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] Chelsey: WE LOVE YOU, BECKY. YEAH! Jeana: FIVE-STAR TRAILER PARK, BECKY. THIS TRAILER PARK IS ALL WE KNOW. WE DON'T KNOW ANY DIFFERENT OTHER THAN MYRTLE MANOR. THIS IS WHERE OUR MEMORIES ARE. THIS IS WHERE WE'VE GROWN UP, WHERE OUR CHILDREN HAVE GROWN UP, WHERE WE'VE SPENT HOLIDAYS. I JUST DON'T THINK DADDY SEES THE WHOLE PICTURE. Amanda: MYRTLE TO MANOR, TO ME, IS THE DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED. IT'S HOME. TO LOSE MYRTLE MANOR WOULD BE VERY SAD. Roy: WE'LL BE VERY UPSET. WE'VE LEARNED TO LOVE EVERYBODY IN HERE. WE HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH EVERYBODY HERE. I THINK EVERYBODY ENJOYS COMING INTO THE SALON, IF NOT TO GET THEIR HAIR DONE, JUST TO HANG OUT AND TALK. LIKE, THESE PEOPLE ARE OUR FAMILY AND STUFF, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, OUR FAMILY, OUR HOMES, AND OUR LIVES ARE CHANGING, YOU KNOW? THANK Y'ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR EVERYTHING Y'ALL HAVE DONE TO GET TOGETHER. YOU'RE SO WELCOME, BABY. WE CAN NEVER REPAY YOU... OR PAY YOU. I UNDERSTAND. I GOT TO -- I GOT TO GIVE YOU A BIG HUG FOR THAT SURPRISE. THAT WAS AWESOME. [ APPLAUSE ] Amanda: OH, I WANT TO DANCE! ♪ HE THINKS HE'S A BAD BOY ♪ ♪ BUT I KNOW HE'S SQUEAKY CLEAN ♪ ♪ WE LIVE OUR LIVES OUT LIKE WE'RE ON THE SILVER SCREEN ♪ ♪ IT TOOK ME ALL THIS TIME TO OPEN UP MY EYES ♪ ♪ SHOWED ME TENDERNESS AND ALL THE REST ♪ ♪ I CAN'T FAKE IT ♪ ♪ WITHOUT YOU, I CAN'T MAKE IT ♪ ♪ I'M LOSING ALL CONTROL ♪ Becky: HEY, DADDY. WHAT'S WRONG? I DON'T KNOW. JUST A LOT GOING ON. I MIGHT HAVE MADE A MISTAKE ABOUT THE PARK. IT'S JUST I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. IT'S OKAY. WE'RE A FAMILY, AND AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER, WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY. BECKY, I UNDERSTAND THAT, AND I LOVE MY FAMILY. YOU KNOW THAT. BUT THESE PEOPLE ARE OUR FAMILY, TOO. I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT UNTIL TONIGHT. ALL THIS IS FAMILY. Becky: THIS IS NOT ONLY MY HOME. IT'S EVERYBODY'S HOME THAT LIVES HERE. I THINK DADDY'S FINALLY REALIZED THAT. AND I'VE JUST SOLD THEM OUT. I MEAN, IT'S JUST... I'VE DONE WRONG. BECKY SAID IT -- I DIDN'T WANT TO LISTEN. AND TONIGHT MADE ME LISTEN. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU THINK YOU'RE PERFECT AND YOU'RE RIGHT, AND YOU FIND OUT YOU AREN'T. AND THAT'S A TOUGH LESSON TO LEARN. I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THIS PARK BACK. WHATEVER IT TAKES, WE'LL DO IT. DADDY, I KNOW THAT. WE'RE A FAMILY. LET'S GO ENJOY THE WEDDING. I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE. JUST LET ME FIGURE THIS OUT AND WORK ON STUFF. LOVE YOU, TOO. YOU WERE RIGHT. EXCUSE ME? YOU WERE RIGHT. I WAS RIGHT. THANK YOU, DADDY. I WAS RIGHT. I'VE GOT TO FIX IT. WHATEVER IT TAKES, I GOT TO FIX IT. I HAVE NO CHOICE. [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ YOU'VE GOT MY HEART ♪ ♪ YOU'VE GOT MY TRUST ♪ ♪ WHEN I FALL DOWN, YOU PICK ME UP ♪ ♪ TURNING THE PAGES ♪ ♪ TURNING TO LOVE ♪ ♪ THIS IS THE STORY OF US ♪ Jeana: WELL, NOW YOU KNOW THE STORY OF HOW ALL OF US IN MYRTLE MANOR SPENT ONE LONG SUMMER TOGETHER. ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHOSE LOVE WILL REALLY LAST AND WHOSE WILL FADE AWAY. BUT TONIGHT, ONE QUESTION ON THE BACK OF ALL OUR MINDS IS JUST HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA GET TO CALL THIS LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN OUR HOME?