The Glob.

OH EM GEE, what are we gonna do for my birthday? One day, in a regular college town. I think I might go make you a cake, for home-ec and your birthday. Awesome! What kind? Strawberry.Cool. Yeah. You're not very good at cooking. I've been watching videos. Videos? Yeah. So i'm going to go cook. Whatever. What the heck? It's your cake. OMG. Why does it have clumps in it? That's the batter. I'd rather not. Whatever, I'm done. -blah- Ugh, really? Clumps in my cake? Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Ugh. What kind of videos have YOU been watching? What are you doing? Making Imani's cake. Well, I was, but then she's like "That's disgusting" Um.. That's the batter. Taste it! Um.. I'm sorry. I just can't. I'm done.. Excuse me? -blehhh- I can't believe she made me that cake. It looked like barf. Like pink barf, with clumps in it. Like, no offence, but she needs more lessons in home-ec. I don't know what she was talking about. That cake looked delicious. That's the last time I do something nice for anyone. Some people don't know how to appreciate stuff. That cake looked gross. This cake is gonna be good. Gotta get the oven mitts.. She thought the cake was gonna be good. I'll prove them RIGHT. I mean wrong. OH. EW. GROSS. What are you talking about? Look at it! It's moving. AHHHH! -monster sounds- OMG! I still have to take this to home-ec. It's still moving. Ugh... Dun dun dun.... EEEEEE. Gotta get my shoes on.. Gotta get her shoes on! Gotta get my shoooeesss on! She has to get her shoes on. Time to go! OMGosh, I forgot my ... AHHH! Nooo!! Nooo!! Ringdingdingdinglio, a call, from the doctor? Hello? Do you know Allison Taylor? Uh, yes. She told me to call you She is at the hospital. Oh no. Are you serious? Yes. she got into a car crash. I'll be there. K. -choking noises- I got here as fast as I could. She's not breathing. She's not!? Don't kill her. DON'T KILL HER, DON'T KILL HER, DON'T KILL HER, DON'T KILL HER. Sir, sir, shes going to die. Whhhyy. AHHH AHHH. AHHHHHHHHHH. Dunnnnnnnnn. EH EH EH. Why!?!?!?!? She needs intensive care. GET HER OFF THE TABLE, I NEED INTENSIVE CARE. AHH! AHH SHES ALIVE. WOOO. She's dead, sir, I'm sorry. My legs! Noo! Woah. OMG, WHERE ARE MY LEGS?!?!? AHHHH! Now I only have nubs. Stupid nubs! Nubs! Nubs!! I'm ashamed. These are my nubbity-nubs, nub nubs, nub nubs, my nubbity-nubs, my nubbity nubs, my nubbity-nubs. I'm seriously ashamed. Tuck em under so no one noticed. Here sir. Waaah. Hey, you're back! How long were you in the hospital? Ahhh! I bet the glob fixed that one up. It's okay, sir, I'm sorry. I know. It;s only because of my nubbity-nubs, nubbity nubs. Nubbity nubs. Oh my... I'll just get around on my own. I don't need this stupid wheelchair. I'd like to see you get down the stairs. You're not supposed to be walking, sir. I don't care. Do I need to pick you up like I do my two year old brother? Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah right. Get in the chair. Uhh. I can't. Now pull back. My nubbity nubs, nub nubs.