Driving Home

It's late. I gotta be up in the morning. Yeah. Up in the morning. Um... But uhhh, yeah, up in the morning. I got a Starbucks, anyway. Starbucks. But, um, I don't know, uh, Caffeine doesn't do it for me. Caffeine makes me, like, sleep better in fact. People walking. People walking around. Walking around gettin' in my way. Gettin' in my way. You can LEARN to love again. You can learn. We can ALL learn. I can... I can learn. ...I guess. Coffee. Coffee Coffee. Sleepy sleepy drink. Sleepy coffee. *Responding to Radio Contest* Les Paul. No it was Les Paul. Les Paul. Les Paul. *Radio: Umm...I'm gonna go with "A". "Gibson." It was LES PAUL. IT WAS LES PAUL! *screaming* Holland Tunnel! Ya. Da Holland... da tunnel from Holland. It's da Holland Tunnel. You're not allowed to change lanes in the Holland Tunnel! And you DID it, sir! I saw you! I saw you. In my mirrors. Eyes in the back of my head. *Radio Voice* "Amen, thank you, God Bless You. Expect a miracle, let's go to the next line. Have a good night." *Singing* But in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair. SO FAIR! But Gollum, that... GOLLUM! ROXANNE! You don't have to put on the red light! 1 877 Cars for kids. K-A-R-S- Kars for kids. No satisfaction! (Laughing) Oh, i'm home.