Annoying Orange - Microwave Effect

-B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bored! [laughs] -Ooh! -Hey! Hey, Space Taco! Is it time for blastoff? [laughs] -It's B-b-b-b-b-burrito. -"Brr" is right. What's the matter? You need to defrost? [laughs] -Whoa, ese, hands off! -Yeah, I was only joking. -Uhh... why is Burrito in the microwave? -Well duh, he's too big for the toaster. [laughs] -Uhh... is anyone else worried about that warning label? -Aw, that's just a birthmark. I've had it forever. [beeping] -Yay! Everything's hunky-dory! -Yep, nothing to worry about at all. [zapping noise] Whoa. [rapid beeping and zapping] -Whah! -Ahh! [crackling] Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey, hey Apple, hey! -What? What? What is it? -Orange you glad I didn't say "apple" again? [laughs] -Yeah, yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you-- [zapping noise] -Whoa! -What the heck? [poof!, Marshmallow cheers] -(all) Whoa! -Oh, great. There's two of you? -Whoa! That guy looks just like me! -Nuh-uh, you look just like me. -Nuh-uh, YOU look just like me. -Nuh-uh, you look just like-- -Knock it off. -Oh, boy! Twice as much Orange means twice as much fun! Yay! -Again, am I the only one that read that warning label? -Huh? What are you talking about? -[groans] Microwave plus burrito equals time machine! It brought us here from the future. -Okay... so if you're from the future, then why didn't the future me come back with you? -Oh, that's easy. It's because you're-- -On vacation! Yep, yep, someplace really nice and, uh, and fun. -Huh? What are you talking-- -Orange, you can't tell him what happens. It could change the past and, as a result, the future. -Right. So don't mention the K-N-I-F-E, okay? -The kuh-niff-ie? What's a kuh-niff-ie? -That's "knife," you idiot. He's not supposed to mention the-- Wait a second. I'm gonna get knifed? -Okay... uh, it's been fun, but we, uh, we should get goin', huh, guys? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a minute, homes. I'm a little new to this. -What's the matter? You need a "time" out? [both laugh] -That's what I was gonna say! [rapid beeping and zapping] -Wait! Take me with you. You can't just leave me here. [poof!] -Whoa! Hey, hey Apple! -Uhh... -Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey! -Uh... no!!! -Whoa! That guy really knows how to roll. [laughs] Hey, Pear! -Oh, God. [zapping noise] [poof!, Marshmallow cheers] -(all) Whoa! -The future really is bright. [laughs] -Whew, we're back. I just hope everything's the same way we left it-- Uh-oh. This is-- -So awesome! -Yay! -(Midget Apple) There's apples everywhere! -Hey! Hey, apples! Hey, apples, hey! [all screaming] Yep, they're apples, all right. -Hey, it's okay, guys. Everyone just calm down. -It's a midget apple! -Hey! Knock it off! Only we get to call Midget Apple a midget apple. -Gee, thanks, Orange. -What is wrong with them? Why are they freaking out? -(Grandpa Lemon) I can tell you why. Because a long time ago, they took our kitchen. -Whoa! Grandpa Lemon! -What? W-- where? -Yeah, and those of us that weren't destroyed by the Robo-Apple were enslaved. -Wait. Did you say Robo-Apple? -[robotic voice]: Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Unauthorized produce, put your hands in the air. -But, we don't have any hands. -Good work, Robo-Apple. Now fire at will! -Yes, Your Eminence. [lazers zapping] [fruits scream] Ha ha, ha ha. -Burrito, you gotta get us back to the past! We have to fix this! -Don't worry, Pear. This little doggy is ready to ride. Br-r-r-r-ah-ha-hai! [rapid beeping] [poof!] -Wait! Take me with you. You can't just leave me here. [zapping noise] [poof!, Marshmallow cheers] -(all) Whoa! -[sighs in relief] Yes, you came back. -Hey! Hey, it's Apple! -Yeah--yeah, we covered that. Now get me outta here. -Hey! Hey, Apple! -Shut up! -No, not him. Me! Over here! -Apple, listen to me. -Stop! -Me! Hey! Apple, Apple, Apple... -(both) Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple... -Oh, for the love of Pete, what is it?! -(both) Knife! -Ahh... -Ugh... that really looks like it hurts. -See? I told you that apple was rotten to the core. [laughs] -All right, Neato Burrito, beam us back... to the future! [rapid beeping and zapping] -Aww... but I wanted to-- [poof!] -Whoa, that was crazy. Phew, looks like everything is normal in the kitchen again. Hmm. Hey, hey pears! -(pears) Oh, God. -(Orange) Hey, you're an apple! What's wrong, Banana? You don't look like you're "peeling" very well. [laughs] Captioned by SpongeSebastian