Blind Bags - Wwe double feature - Mindphlux

Are you ready to rumble? I certainly am! Blind Bags! Licensed by WWF and unfortunately completely in spanish causing me to realize too late these bags contain something else aside the usual figurine. If I understand this correctly, they contain some kind of sweets, and they have expired three years ago. Yum! Three and a half years actually. Well. Three for a buck, so that's not too strange. "Munequeras de tus super- estrellas favoritas!" I can only imagine ... well, "figurines of your favorite eh, wrestler!"? What do I know ... Apparently it contains "Munequera exclusiva WWE" - not F? Oh. My bad. A "Chickle" ... whatever ... and your usual collector's leaflet. But somehow it feels far too soft for that but I don't have the slightest idea what "chickle" means ... maybe it's something else entirely. We'll see! Oh dear. That's probably the candy. Hmm. Okay ... that's a very small leaflet ... oh, they contain sweat bands! Now that's pretty crazy. Oh Lord! Not really ... Oh man ... wait a second. can you ... that's incredible! It's so damn ugly ... oh man, an ugly sweat band with an even uglier wrestler applied as ... hmm ... almost like a ... sticker. Does it actually fit me? Just barely ... it almost cuts off my ... ohh! It almost cuts off my blood flow, that's just great. I would not want to wear this. Nope. Probably poisonous to the skin or something. What do we have here? Looks like a melon. Should I really eat that? It's three years past ... let's try it. Absolutely bland! Tastes like nothing at all. Mhh! I'm not gonna try to bite on it, its way too hard. Nuh-uh! Mhh! Oh God! Bah! Tastes slightly like melon, but only ever so slightly. One moment please ... Ugh! Just great! Ok, now what is that about anyway? "Munequeras de wrestling" "Collect them all!" Suddenly they speak english! Hmm. Well, thanks for that! Yea ... that's in english too ... "Warnings! The toy is not sibutable for children under three years!" "It contains samil parts that could be swallowed or inhaled." Hmmmm ... nope. You can't possibly inhale that anyway. And I'd strongly advise against trying to eat these. I've got some more of them, wanna see them? I've got four more ... let's open them up! Four Blind Bags later ... Honestly ... they definitely weren't worth more than 29 Cent a piece. At least now I have a whole collection of sweat bands, but they aren't all that useful. And ... I can't recommend them to anyone. No. Really, I can't! Not even the Spanish wanted them. And I hear they are totally into wrestling. Or maybe they are into bullfights? Yeah, I think it was bullfights. Anyway, eh, is there anything left to do? Indeed there is! One moment please! Aaaand ... WWE "Micro Aggression!" These aren't in spanish, that's something. One moment. Lets get a little bit more focus here ... ok. They aren't in spanish, actually contain some kind of figurines and are made by a different company. Thank God. Still officially licensed. "Contains a micro figurine and collector's leaflet." Fair enough! Hmm ... for ages 12+. Not for ages 4+ as this suggests, but whatever. Let's take a look. Time for the scissors. Oh ... I see. Good lord, what happened to him? One moment, needs more focus. Better? Should be better. What ... eh ... oh man. Ah ... okay, you can adjust him a little ... still looks absolutely dreadful. Honestly ... that does not look good at all! Not remotely good enough! Who is that supposed to be anyway? "Triple H" Right ... that picture isn't exactly charming either. But fits pretty well to the rather spastic looking figurine. How many of them are there? The usual - about a dozen. Next! Oh my god, it's not getting any better! He's totally twisted! Who's that? "Edge". Not to be confused with "The Edge". Great. Uh ... how's he going to work anyway? Looks absolutely ... the arms look horrible. Way too long. And generally ... they all have a rather stupid look on their faces. Maybe they wrestled too much. Maybe! We will never know. Wow! Okay ... it can always get worse. Ehm ... he's got ... Oh man, what is that? Did he fight so much he can now spin his waist all around? Can he turn his head all ... but of course! Of course! Look! Fantastisch! And both arms are painted. That's likely no tattoo ... Oh. Okay, that was quick. Anyway. Here, I bet you can ... wait a second ... can you reassemble them? Nope, not really. Ah! Hm, poor fellow! Okay, he kinda looks like he's got a bad tooth ache. Or something like that ... anyway, he's got some kind of facial trouble. Aside from the usual problem ... he just doesn't look all that great. Hmm. Hmmmm. He really is ... these wrestlers are true contortonists. Marvellous. I don't really care anymore who that is supposed to be ... I have just cut off that head. Too bad. Its "Edge" again. Still looking stupid as ever. Well. We didn't actually miss anything there. That was a load of wrestling today. Great! Hmm. Mh. I think we should bury them with the sweat bands. And never talk of them again! That was awful! Dear Lord! Honestly ... Huh, is there something left in there? Oh, just the damn leaflet. Yeah ... Great, that's Jeff Hardy! He definitely looks the part as well. Eh ... So these are the favorite wrestlers. Good to know, I would have never imagined! But I'm pretty sure these guys don't like how these figurines do. That's really horrible, these poor people. Anyway, that's all for now. See you!