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- We have to hurry up.
Chris Hemsworth is the sexiest man alive.
[coughs] That's all you need to know.
[coughs]
Congratulations on a title that you have strived for
your entire career.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you. - Good for you.
- Ah, yeah. [cheers and applause]
- And your wife is beautiful as well.
- She is, thank you.
- And you have beautiful children,
as a result of two beautiful people having ch--
You had, uh--
- Science experiment. - Two new children.
- We did have two new kids, yeah.
We had two twin boys.
- How old are they now? - One.
- Wow. - Yeah, just turned one.
- And the others?
- My daughter's three. - Three?
- Yeah. - Three, and--
(audience) Aw! - Yeah.
- And just, three and the twins?
- [laughs] That's the back of their heads.
- Well--[laughs] [audience laughter]
Well, they're looking for food. (audience) Aw!
- Your wife is Spanish, right? - Yeah.
- So, do the-- does the three-year-old--
Obviously the one-year-olds don't speak Spanish yet.
- Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with them.
- No. [laughs] [audience laughter]
- They can't even walk properly, either.
- Oh, no. They can't walk?
- No, they--I have to dress them, it's really--
They're a bit lazy. [audience laughter]
But my daughter is bilingual. Amazing, like--
You walk in the room,
and if someone's not authentically Spanish,
she just won't even have it, you know.
She's like, "No," and will only answer in English.
Even if, like, my mom or someone attempts to speak in Spanish,
she's like, "That's horrible.
You're butchering the language. Get out."
- Wow, a snob. - Yeah, a snob, very much.
- So she speaks both Australian and Spanish, then.
- Yeah, and English. - Yeah, and English?
Three languages? Wow. - I know, isn't that amazing?
- That's really impressive. - The Australian,
she's not quite there.
- Does she have like a--a kind of Australian Spanish accent?
What's her accent? - She does, yeah.
That's all-- my wife's other family now
are kind of finding it quite amusing that she's, you know--
[in an Australian accent] "Hola! Como estas?"
You know? [audience laughter]
With an Australian accent. "Como estas, mate?"
So-- [audience laughter]
That doesn't work. - It's adorable.
That's really adorable.
Do I have photos of him?
No, I don't have photos of-- - Of me?
- I'm not gonna--my personal--from my dressing room?
Really?
All right, they want me to show--
- Oh, [laughs]. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
- I don't know why.
[cheers and applause]
Okay, that's good. [cheers and applause]
That's good. Those are just
from my dressing room, and I just, uh--
- I've got similar ones of you in mine, too.
- Do you? [audience laughter]
Right now, it's time to play a game called "Score With Thor."
[dramatic music] [cheers and applause]
Here's what's going to happen: I'm going to ask a question,
and because Chris is wearing a pair of pants
with a whole bunch of pockets in it--
In one of those pockets there's a coin,
so when you think you know the answer, you run over,
and you run your hands all over his legs--
[cheers and applause]
Find the pocket that has the coin in it,
and when you come back with the coin,
you're gonna answer the question,
but only after you have the coin, okay?
And whoever gets three out of five answers correct
is gonna win a great prize. Okay, here we go.
Other than Thor, name three superheroes.
[girls muttering excitedly] - Oh!
That is-- - She got it.
All right, yes. - Superman.
- Uh huh. - Batman.
- Uh huh. - Iron Man?
Sure, yes, yes. [bell dings]
- Nice. [cheers and applause]
Well done. [cheers and applause]
- You can't look, though. - All right.
- Turn--turn around so you don't see where that goes.
Okay, Thor has a magical hammer,
but you can also get hammered by drinking screwdrivers.
What are the ingredients in a screwdriver?
- Oh, my gosh, I have no idea.
- [squeals] - [talking indistinctly]
- Yes. - Tequila?
[audience laughter]
I'm 19, I don't drink.
Um, um, rum. No, um...
What are other drinks? Um, wine?
No, um, ***? [audience laughter]
Vod--***?
- Sure. - That's it, that's it.
It's tequila, rum and wine, and ***.
[audience laughter] You were so close.
[audience laughter]
If you were going to join the Avengers,
what would be your superhero name and superpower?
- [grunts]
[audience laughter]
- He has one? [audience laughter]
It's, uh... [audience laughter]
- I found it! [audience laughter]
- Sorry! Sorry! [audience laughter]
I'm sorry! [cheers and applause]
- A few places that pockets didn't exist, there.
[audience laughter]
- No, you have to be thorough. You really do.
[audience laughter]
Chris is in amazing shape, he really is.
Speaking of people in amazing shape,
what is the name of the guy who trims my bushes?
- Oh. - What?
- Ha ha! - Yes.
- The bush trimmer?
[audience laughter] - I know it! I know it!
I know it! I know it! [audience laughter]
- Right? [audience laughter]
- I know it.
- Yes. - Nick the gardener.
- That's right, Nick the gardener.
[cheers and applause]
Okay.
Thor often works with Captain America.
Name someone who just announced they're running for president
of the United States of America.
- No idea...
Oh--oh, crap.
Obama.
[audience laughter] No, has he--
[audience laughter] Has he already gone?
A long time?
I don't follow politics. [laughs]
- Just announced they're running for the president.
- Um, Biden.
No. - Okay, all right.
- I don't know anyone. - You should start drinking.
[audience laughter]
- I don't know anyone's names. I'm sorry.
- Well, Hillary Clinton just-- - Oh, Hillary Clinton!
- Yeah, oh good? You just thought of that?
Okay.
[all laugh]
- All right. - We make a good team.
- You know what, it's really tough to say who won,
I think you won. I'm not sure,
but you--I'll say you both won, so you're gonna go
to the "Avengers: Age of Ultron" premiere tonight!
- Oh my-- - Tonight!
[girls scream] [cheers and applause]
All right. - [laughs]
[applause]
I also-- [applause]
I feel like if I would've called anyone else down,
they may have won also, so all of you are also going--
[screams and applause]