Happy Teleporting Fun Time

And I was like... I swear those aren't mine...... Oh, hi kids. I didn't see you there. Welcome to "Happy Teleporting Fun Time YEAH!" We almost left without you. Oh but don't worry, I couldn't bring myself to do it. The producers would kill me. Anyways, we're about ready to go. Are you guys ready? KIDS: Yeah! But what are we missing? KIDS: Tommy! That's right. But where could he be? There you are! KIDS: Yey! Are we ready to go? KIDS: Yeah! Alrighty, remember kids. Before we teleport, we have to put on our special Teleporting Glasses. And for those of you who are prone to seizures make sure you put on your special Seizure Glasses. Alrighty kids, let's count down from three, you ready? 3 2 1 Woah! (techno teleporting noise) Wow! That was a lot of fun. Did anyone die? KIDS: (confused mumbling) No, I don't think so... That's three weeks without an accident... SHUT-UP! Where are we kids? Candyland? KIDS: No... Disneyland? KIDS: No.... DandyLand! Okay guys, are you already to go again? KIDS: Yeah! Finally! Make sure to put on your glasses. 3 2 1 Woah! (techno teleporting noise) Uh oh kids, looks like the teleporter glitched again. Tommy, did you mess with the controls? Yeah. KIDS: Tommy! You piece of... Oh kids, look. What do we have here? We have a pedestrian over there. What do we call him? KIDS: It's a friend! No, we call them a Hobo, or a "Waste of Space". KIDS: What? (whispering) What the hell Johnny? Kids. Did Tommy just say a bad word? KIDS: Yeah! And you know what we do to people who say bad words, right? KIDS: Punish them! Exactly! (loud roar) KIDS: Yey! Thank you kids for joining us on "Happy Teleporting Fun Time YEAH!" Hopefully you can come next time. Bye.