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*** Luis Raul stay still dammit! This is so you learn not to hump my mom! Well, I'll come back later, gonna check on mom is she's alright. Sure Dude, let's use the book i bought in Canton Mall! In Borders of Canton Mall! LETS USE IT! Is that *** about witchcraft? No dude, this isn't about witchcraft, this is about *** funny things to tell your friends... ...so they *** themselves like klatuvaranadicto! Let me see this Klatuvaranadicto? A-hole is about witchcraft! How can this be about witchcraft if I bought it in Canton Mall? Because everything that comes out of Canton Mall is diabolic! The... tiring ...hare...fainted This words are to complicated, they are to advanced for me-... Don't read that ***! have't you seen the Mummy movie!? I told you, right!? I told you not to read that ***! How I was supposed to know that the Devil was gonna come out of that thing!? Shut up! Listen to that guy! I am " La Hostia", I come from the deeps of Kulticlak to kill you for your crappy videos! But I'll let the viewers pick the death and the order of them! LET THE GAME START!!! Who dies?