Nico's Nightly News by Nico Haeflinger And Casey Woodman

Good evening, and welcome to Nico's News with Nico Haeflinger. I'm Nico Haeflinger and here is tonights top story. A hurricane is currently ravaging the East coast. We now go to... Wait a minute! Nico what are you doing over there!? I did not know that see that happening. It was crazy! What? I'm always over here. Not you! The other Nico! Weatherman Nico! But, but.. we were just talking about...the breaking bad finale. There's a hurricane! You're supposed to be out in the field! Do I have to? YES! Go! Fine (walks out of screen) While we wait for him to get out there we'll go to Nico Haeflinger with Sports. Thanks Nico. As Nico mentioned, today on sports we are going to be talking about, who else but Nico Haeflinger. That's right, because I'm the man and we are on Nico's Nightly News. A whole slew of us running around the department up here. But anyways, I shot a pretty great game of golf yesterday. Shot a 42 on the front nine. Came back strong with a 31 on the back. One over par 73, but hey, I was five on the back. You can't go wrong with that. Just ask my buddy John Gruden. Boy let you tell you this kid, Nico Haeflinger, one of the best golfers out there. He's got a drive that would put anybody on tour to shame. Boy, let me tell you he's real fun to watch, just ask Harry Cary. Hey, Nico Haeflinger is a heck of a golfer out there. Boy, I got to tell you he was driving it about 700 yards right down the middle of the fairway. Isn't that right Nico? That is right Harry. Thanks again. That was Nico's Sports Corner. We'll send it back to Nico Haeflinger at the desk. Great stuff Nico, you truly are the best in the business. W're honored we get to listen to your sports. We finally have word that our weather crew is out in the field. We'll send it out to Nico Haeflinger. Thanks Nico. As you can see behind me it is raining cats and dogs out here. And and locals right now are just worried about. HEY! Wait a minute! How are you not getting wet if you're in the rain!? Oh uh yeah about that... WHAT NOW? Well, I didn't really want to get wet so I'm just standing over at the green screen. I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS! Can't do it. I am done. Well that's gonna do it for the nightly news. For Nico Haeflinger and the newly unemployed Nico Haeflinger. I'm Nico Haeflinger. Have a great night, everyone.