Dad Jokes

Oh you're hungry? Nice to meet you, Hungry. I'm Dad. Look out; I hear there's a cereal killer on the loose! Boy it's raining cats and dogs out there... I hope I don't step in a poodle! Where are we? Why, we're in the car, son! I'd love to go biking with you, son but my bike is two-tired. So are Santa's elves subordinate Clauses? I'm on a seafood diet; I see food, and I eat it. Do you feel like a ice cream? You don't look like a ice cream. I would say I'm alright, but I am half left. Here's what was in your shoe: your foot! I'm so thirsty I can drink Canada dry. Your teacher must go cross-eyed; she can't control her pupils! Boy, this thing could cause... ...quite a stir! I wondered where the sun went and then it dawned on me. I thought I felt a draft; look at all those windows open. I know this guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop at any time... Do you need a hand, son? I didn't like having a mustache at first, but it kind of grows on you. Ho ho ho ho hoooo!