A Desperate Nino - the desperate child

Boy:Is the restroom opened? Girl:No! Boy: I am going to check! Girl: No! Let's go to the house. You'll go there. I can't even walk (kicks the door) Even if you keep kicking, no one is going to open the door. You are right! As difficult as it seems, I have to try to get home, before I explode. Let's go! (Kicking the door) (From inside te restroom a male voice) Who's there? (Knocks on the door) (Female Voice from inside the restroom) It's busy! Please hurry up I am about to blast! (Female Voice from inside the restroom) Go the other restroom, I am exploding myself! Please, I beg you, hurry up! (Female Voice from inside the restroom) I am almost done! (A loud and long fart is heard) Mom: Ole is making a cake Dad: Really? Let's go play ping-pong Mom: I do not have time. I am chopping onions? Dad: Where is he going in such a hurry? Mom: I do not know but he seems desperate. Dad: I'll go check! What is going on? What are you doing? Mmmmmm I was I am looking for a ping-pong ball! I have a ball. Do you want to play a ping-pong match? Ok then come on! (the child nods) Dad: Ok Let's play a match. Come on! Dad: What's going on? You are missing! Mom: God Bless you.! Son: Do not cry because you do not like the way my cake mix looks. Mom: I am crying because I am chopping onions! Son: Why your onions do not make me cry? Mom: Because you have a stuffy nose and you cannot smell or taste anything. Son: It is a shame that I will not be able to fully taste my delicious chocolate cake. Mom: Come on don’t be thinking everyone will like it. (The Phone Rings) Son: My dad? Ok..(Calling out to Dad) Dad, a phone call! Son: I am going to the restroom. I'll be back. Mom: So do I ! Hay! He: I am going to teach you how to play ping-pong She: Look! He has not finished making his cake. She: I like cake dough, let' s try it!! He: It probably does not taste that good. He: Mmmmm It tastes well! Let's eat it all! He: Hey, it smells like horse manure in here. He: Did you step on something? She: No I do not see anything. He: It smells like someone just went to the restroom. She: Let’ s go before I pass out. Dad: What' s going on son? I’ve been looking for you. Dad: Are you afraid to play with me? C’mon let' s play. Who' s moving my things around? Darn it! Mom: What' s going on? Son: Did you pour more milk into my cake mix? Mom: I did not do such a thing! Son: It looks watery to me, darn it! Son: I’ll have to add more flour. Mom: Don’t forget to add baking soda and vanilla. Son: I’ll add them right now. He: Have you seen a yellow bowl? She: No, Why? He: Because I had to poop in it. She: No, you didn’t! Did you? He: Well, remember I needed to go real bad? Let me explain what happened. When I got to the house... (Both are Laghing) She: Don’t you worry. She: I’m sure that by this time Mom has washed it. She: Let' s check it out. She: You see? Here it is. he: What a relief! Let' s go play! Dad: What' s going on! Where is the cake? Son: (Off camera) It' s coming! I even added a candle. He: I’m going to wash my hands. Wait for me! He: (Off camera) Dad, don't cheat! Dad: Smells like crap in here. Son: It' s been like that since this morning Dad: Maybe the cat pooped in the kitchen. Son: Yeah, or a sneaky lizard! Mom: I have to warn you all. Mom: Even if you don’t like the cake, Mom: don’t make any bad comments. Mom: He put a lot of time into making this cake. Mom: And he thinks we, all, are going to like it. Ok! I’ll sacrifice myself! Son: (Off Camera) Are you guys ready? Son: Let' s eat it, now! Son: But let' s first light the candle. Son: And then all of us will blow it off. Son: Here we go! Son: At the count of 3 everyone blows. Son: 1, 2, 3 Son: I’ll cut the cake now. Son: We are 4, 6, 7..7 Pieces Son: Don’t eat your piece ‘till I say. Someone: C’mon now! Son: 2, 3, 4, 5, my mouth is watering, 6 and 7 Son: Pass it along. Son: Don’t start eating yet! Son: Well now are you ready? Son: 1, 2, and 3 Bro.. Tona: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Son: (Off camera) Is everyone enjoying it? n n ne no n oh yes! Delicious! Hey Olo, Wayo and I ate the mix you had prepared. The mix in the yellow bowl Son: (Off camera) The mix that was in the yellow bowl? I got out of the sink the yellow bowl that you left there. The mix was a bit watery but I added more flour baking soda and vanilla flavoring and then I baked it. Mom: What' s going on? In that yellow bowl, Tonathiu had pooped! How is that! What! Tonatiu pooped inside that yellow bowl! (Screams) (Off camera) Hello! Where is everybody Mmmmmm, delicious! “A Desperate Child” With: THE PLAYERS