Why Don't You Get a Bulldog?

My friend's got a girlfriend Man he hates that *** He tells me every day He says "man I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her *** He works his hands to the bone To give her money every payday But she wants more dinero just to stay at home Well my friend, You gotta say I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way now-now, Why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way ya, no way now-now, why don't you get a job? I guess all his money, well it isn't enough To keep her bill collectors at bay I guess all his money, well it isn't enough Cause that girl's got expensive taste I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way now-now, Why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way ya, no way now-now, why don't you get a job? Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all But hey man free rides just don't come along, every day~ (Let me tell you about my other friend now) My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that *** She tells me every day He wants more dinero just to stay at home Well my friend, You gotta say I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way He wants more dinero just to stay at home Well my friend, You gotta say I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way now-now, Why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way ya, no way now-now, Why don't you get a job? I won't give you no money, I always pay now-now, Why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way ya, no way now-now, Why don't you get a job?~~~~~~~~~~~~~