Go to Versh - Season 1, Christmas Special 2009

Christmas Special 2009 Guess what?! I don't give a ***. Guess, you ***! Guess what?! I don't give a ***. Today I talked to Santa Claus. Is he ok? Oh, I dunno. He's been dancing on my leg for 25 minutes. Hey, are you going to ask for something or what? *Strange Sounds* Well of course a-hole? What the *** do you think I'm here for? What did you say?! Look, I want you to bring me the... Puchamon Videogame! Gotta catch 'em all! The one about the squirrel coming out of a ball all like... AH *** "DICKACHU" I CHOOSE YOU! And the rat's like... AAAAH! DICKAAAA! DICKAAAAAA! AAAAAH! POISON BUBBLE ATTACK! And the rat's like... AAAAH! DICKAAAA! DIIIIIIICKAAAAAAA! And I'd also like a V8 4x4 bicycle. And also I'd like a V8 4x4 bicycle. That doesn't exist. What? That doesn't... I don't give a ***. Don't you think you're a little bit old to ask Santa for toys? And now I'm facing criminal charges because I beat the crap out of him. You son of a ***! Do you realize how serious this is!? And do you realize you're a *** monster!?