Christmas Swag by Nigahiga

[tune of Jingle Bells playing] -Hey, Ryan. -Hey, Dtrix. -Hey, the word on the street is I heard you got Christmas Swag. -I do! I do! -Oh, you do? Well, then, let's show us them, okay? -I will with you! -(both rapping) Cash and clothes, wrapped in bows I got all of those Christmas gifts and perky lips Under mistletoes Cookies and milk, snow and balls Santa's got a really big bag Everybody best be looking at me 'cause I got Christmas Swag -Rainbow colored lights on the house (I got that) -Heart full of happiness and cheer (I got that) -Candy canes, chocolate rain -Unicorns and silly games -Trains and planes, champagne to the brain -Every little thing I got it (Nope) I'm poppin' bottles of eggnog (Swag) -Singing Christmas carols with my dad (Swag) -I'm the best (Brag) -Happy tail (Wag) -(both) Buffering and lo... Lag Cash and clothes, wrapped in bows I got all of those Christmas gifts and perky lips Under mistletoes Cookies and milk, snow and balls Santa's got a really big bag Everybody best be looking at me 'cause I got Christmas Swag -I got a tummy ache from eating all them cookies But guess what! (What?) I got more cookies -On a plate, by the tree, Santa's gonna be hungry But if he's ever late, I'm gonna eat his cookies -I decorate the house -I decorate the tree -I decorate my homies -I decorate Steve -I decorate my car -I decorate this chair -I decorate the trash -I decorate decorations -(both) Cash and clothes, wrapped in bows I got all of those Christmas gifts and perky lips Under mistletoes Cookies and milk, snow and balls Santa's got a really big bag Everybody best be looking at me 'cause I got Christmas Swag -Christmas Swag [dubstep interlude plays] -(both) I got--I got--I got--I got-- Captioned by SpongeSebastian I got Christmas Swa-wag -Teehee!