Baltar The Great - Teleportation online tutorial
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Greetings, amateur wizards.
Welcome again to an amazing episode of "Baltar's online tutorial"
which of course begins, after a great meal of wild boar.
Today, my pathetic students, I will teach you the art of teleportation.
First of all you need the amazing magical energy,
which you do not have and you should get instead a thick wooden stake.
To use as a staff mind you!
So here we go. The first step is to strongly hit the ground with the staff
and pronounce the magic word Bwaaaaaagh!
I am sure you observed the perfection of my execution!
And because mastery comes from repetition, we will do it again.
How AMAZING am I?
One last time for my fans all around the world.
- Who are you? How dare you imitate my form?
- What do you mean? I AM ME!
- No I AM ME!
