Ucla Law Revue - Don't call on me

I'm so hungover I'm not prepared Why'd I go to Bar Review? Professor's looking at me like Goetz waiting on the downtown subway, oh no got nowhere to go every single day I sit never really read this *** only thing learned's my hand have you seen a law school ten? please don't let him call on me when he chooses somebody oh ***, it's gonna be me I know you cold call but like Iqbal I don't have the required facts I'm just online (online) browsing (browsing) If you only knew what's on my screen Like Aquaslide I'm not the right guy hoping you pass me by Screwed like when Lawrence was cockblocked by the fuzz (539 U.S. 558) please don't call on me when you pick somebody oh, ***. It's gonna be me It's gonna be you There'll come a day when I'll be prepared, you'll see Don't call on (call on x4) DON'T CALL ON ME! Everytime I try... you keep asking why? I give the holding but you keep probing when finally (finally) we can move on Oh *** (Oh ***) Why you coming back to me? Acting like you're Socrates Is this why I went into debt? Has Latham called yet? I'm afraid I must insist You cease and desist Oh *** (Oh ***) It's gonna be me Why you coming back to me? Acting like you're Socrates I can't ever do this again I'll pay attention Can't you just grant my plea In perpetuity Oh *** (Oh ***) Still calling on me...