Breaking The Bad News

bjbjqPqP Homer. Thank you for coming in. Actually, I only have a couple of seconds. It's my buddy's birthday and I am supposed to pick up the keg of PBR. Can we keep it short? Keep it short? You bet. You are about to flunk the class. Have a nice day. seriously. Why did you ask to see me? Seriously. You are about to flunk the class. You are missing assignments, you don't participate in class discussions, and on more than one occasion you have walked in when class was already half over. I am not a morning person. I could not do the reading response because I was at Burning Man. My high school teachers all said I was a pleasure to have in class. My happy face is crucial for class morale. Was there anything else? Are you narcoleptic? What are you inferring? Do you mean, what am I implying? Oh, wait. You were asleep during that discussion. What are you inferring? When you nod off in class, I infer that you are either bored, rude or, perhaps, a *** user. Wow. Great attitude. I just told you that I am not a morning person. I'm sorry, Homer. I do need to adjust my attitude. Please feel free to sleep in my class. In fact, I will try to lower my voice when I see your eyes closing. Cool. Thanks for being so understanding. So, can I go now? Let me check my notes. I have sent you a total of nine emails, offering help. I gave you special permission to turn in late work--three times. When your puppy Fido died twice--and your brother's car let me look blew a head gasket, I allowed you an excused absence. Yes. I believe my work here is done. phDDD phDDD urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags State urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags place http://www.5iantlavalamp.com/ Homer Carla Normal Carla Microsoft Office Word HOME Homer Title Microsoft Office Word Document MSWordDoc Word.Document.8