Zelda - The musical - Alternate ending - Music video - Corey vidal and apprenticea

Life is simple Life is sweet. In my little corner of the forest Kokiri! Got no fairy But I don't care. The only thing that's bothersome Are my nightmares, of EVIL GANONDORF! *Gasp* GRASS! Link Thou must take Navi. -Awh one rupee! To begin Ye tale, ye story -Do I have to? Thou will meet Thy Princess Destiny Z... Ze... Zelda! Just hearing her name And I'd say, "Hell ya!" I'll save Hyrule And leave my life behind. I'm only ten And can't control my sex drive. Somewhere she is Waiting for me. And I know she'll Have my babies! *Coughing* -Kill Link! Get Him! I... Will take Hyrule With ease. To get Your Zelda Come fight me. Uh, how do you feel about energy ball tennis? Ye...yeah that's fine. Good that's kind of my thing. I will destroy you And save all these lands! Not while the Triforce Of Power Is on My Hand! It's over Link -Shoot an arrow, throw a bomb You're just a boy! -Oh my god, something's wrong Prepare to d... -Out of hearts, out of fairies, I'm going to d... LINK! I love you You know what to do. -I love Link too Travel through time -I will wait Where I will wait -For you. For you. With bigger ***. What a dumb blonde! And new shoes. Red hair's more fun! You can ride on Epona. I'll do what you wanna... Uh...do you wanna finish... ...later? Too late! Travel through Space and time. Screw the timeline. Oops! I didn't see you there I don't mean to stare But who in Hyrule are you? Come here my child Hear what I say - Here we go again Save all our souls please You have but three days - Of course you're gonna time me Masks make us happy Surely you'll try - Why should I - try? Need a good reason? Look at the SKY! - Oh-MY! We're going to DIE! - [Moon] I shall consume - No-LIE! We've run out of TIME! - [Moon] I shall consume - Good-BYE!