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So, what is Christmas? Spending time with your beloved family.
I don't have a family. You killed my real father.
He abandoned us. He was a cruel man. We don't even know about his queen.
Right, we never met her. And the other one we will never see again...
What did you say? Nothing.
Anyway, we want you to feel the joy of being with other people.
Then let's just take a random family. That will cheer you up. Come on, just use this
nerd technology of yours and click onto a place in google universe.
If you insist... Hmmm, this realm is called 'Schwabenheim'.
Schwabenheim? A part of Germany in which they talk 'schwäbisch
[swabian]' that's a dialect. Actually that state of Germany is called 'Baden-Württemberg'.
Stuttgart also lies there. You should feel at home.
They knelt for you. Kneel before me. I said kneel!
Kneel before me. I said kneel! Kneel before me. I said kneel!
Alright. Oh, and take this. Kids love it.
And record the videos with your tablet, you nerd.
Well? Yeah, it was cool.
Where is my helmet? The dog took it.
Der Herrscher [The ruler] You're not a reindeer, you're a dog. And that's
my helmet. No animals were harmed.
Okay credits. Thank you Stephan for bringing me there. You really look like Hiddles sometimes.
And Chrissy, it was awesome, thank you!