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*** cloud?
It's the Stormgasm Valley
where no angel dare tread
Leastways, I've never seen one
You never said anything
I didn't think to mention it
I've known you for days now and you don't tell me a fundamental thing like that
And just randomly bring that up and tell a guy I just met
Yes! But not randomly, directly
Hey Ponch, there's an *** Cloud in Heaven
It's not a place for new people
Don't give me that, I got it licked around here
I've lost a bunch of friends to that cloud
Don't use dramatic type tragedies to try and cool me off
That's the first thing you should have said to me
In fact the next person I see I'm gonna say "hey, do you know about the *** cloud?"
If you want to make friends, let me tell you, that's the way you do it
People go inside that cloud and you never see them again
Some have been in there for hundreds of years some thousands
I feel like I should be moving my arms. This is hard to get used to
Not much use for them up here
All you gotta do is just think of something and it will appear
No way
Way
So if I think of a grilled cheese sandwich
one will appear and float in front of my face?
Yep. It's God's favorite sandwich
God likes cheese?
God made cheese. You think he's gonna make something he doesn't like?
OK here goes
No sandwich!
I was just kidding
Only God can do those tricks
You don't need food anymore
Yes but I want food
You can have the sensation of eating a nut too
In fact
I think I might know someone who might be able
to help us save some time getting to the *** Cloud
Really?
Who?
He's part of a group who seek to preserve bodily sensations
and believe heaven is the digestive system of God
Weird
It's a long way to the sweetest nut
We have to approach from below