A Study of Change Episode 1, Part 2 of 2

PEACH: Bowser? Oh, dear. GANONDORF: Oh, good. You're here. BOWSER: Yes. GANONDORF: So, how is it, being able to control mass? BOWSER: Interesting. I finally beat Mario. GANONDORF: Be careful, though. When Mario gains his ability... BOWSER: I know; I met Peach next. She can teleport. I may be able to defeat Mario now, but Peach will still escape me. GANONDORF: Ah, so she is the one who has the ability over position? Good, good. And the "Hero of Time" is time, of course. Power is, once again, nearly in my grasp. BOWSER: We still need to find them, though. ...But then, one of them is right there. PEACH: Not again! Darn it, Bowser! PEACH:Oh, come on! This isn't fair! I can't move! BOWSER: You mean, it's not fair because you can keep teleporting. PEACH: Ahh! GANONDORF: I've got you now, Peach. You're going to come with me. LINK: Hey, Bowser! What did you do with Peach? BOWSER: Link. You're here. As for Peach, Ganondorf took her. LINK: Took Peach? But isn't that your job? BOWSER: Yes. And it's Mario's job to save her, but you're the one here to rescue her. She's at the Battlefield. LINK: What are you hiding, Bowser? You're not going to just help me like this. BOWSER: Hey, don't mind me. I'm just walking away. SHEIK: Link, you go on ahead to the Battlefield. I'll get what information I can out of Bowser. We'll meet up later. LINK: But— SHEIK: Just go! GANONDORF: You, girl. Stay here. PEACH: What? GANONDORF: I said, stay here! LINK: Peach! Are you— GANONDORF: Fight me. LINK: Look, Ganondorf, I've fought you hundreds of times, and I'm not even exaggerating. I'm not in the mood for this right now. Just let Peach go! GANONDORF: Fight me for her. LINK: Din burn you, Ganondorf. GANONDORF: Language, Link! You're from an E-rated game. LINK: ...It's rated E10+, now. LINK: What's happening? GANONDORF: Fare thee well, Hero of Time. PEACH: Wh... what? PEACH: Captain Falcon? LINK: This must be what Zelda was referring to earlier. Position divided by time is velocity. We must have given Captain Falcon a new power in velocity. PEACH: But what was up with the d's and the arrows? LINK: Physics notation, maybe? Let's go ask Zelda. PEACH: You go do that. I'll go find Mario. LINK: No, wait, Peach— PEACH: What, Link? LINK: You have to stop doing that, Peach. But why didn't you teleport away just now from Ganondorf? PEACH: That's what a damsel in distress is supposed to do. It's tradition. Besides, I was panicking. Do you expect me to remember my newfound power? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find Mario. LINK: (sigh) And here I was, thinking that these abilities might actually change something. Peach is still as crazy and impulsive as she's always been. CAPTAIN FALCON: Ugh... DR. MARIO: Captain Falcon! Is something wrong? CAPTAIN FALCON: I feel like someone just shoved me into a wall. DR. MARIO: I didn't even touch you just now! CAPTAIN FALCON: I— DR. MARIO: Captain Falcon, I can't go any faster! CAPTAIN FALCON: Oh, is that what I'm doing? Am I slowing you down? CAPTAIN FALCON: Oh. Well, this is an interesting new power. We are triumphant We've conquered all our fears, yes We are victorious Our happiness draws near We are triumphant Our victory is clear, yes We are victorious So dry away your tears A celebration Is now underway Show our elation on this Joyous, festive day Throughout the nation You'll hear people say A celebration Hooray, hooray, hooray Now that we've won We'll stand here united Now that we've won We'll pray for peace Now that we've won Our fears have subsided Now that we've won They'll cease Yes We are triumphant We've conquered all our fears, yes We are victorious Our happiness draws near We are triumphant Our victory is clear, yes We are victorious So dry away your tears A celebration Is now underway Show our elation on this Joyous, festive day Throughout the nation You'll hear people say A celebration Hooray, hooray, hooray!