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Hey, did you know that uh, you can't get uh, chicks can't pregnant on the 15th? Of any month. Just the 15th. It's something about...the numbers. Oh, really? I'm sorry, I have to ask you--where are you hearing this from? Well, Tim got confirmation from a phone operator. Operator let me asking you a question. Say you're having sex...with a sock on. Exactly! He then tested another theory with a co-worker in the bathroom. Hey I got a question: can a girl get pregnant on Mothers Day? Cause that would be, stupid ironic. He then told the guy sitting across from him about an article he read about Tony Kornheiser. Tony Kornheiser found out from his uncle, about the molecular structure of a chicken wing. Tim then told them about an epiphany he had while riding on an elevator. Elevators go down, I go down on girls, if you go down on girls right before sex there's no way that they can get pregnant. There's no way. Finally he got his last bit of information from this guy on a jungle rain forest safari. I can't tell you exactly what he told me, cause it was in like Swahili, from him that's how I know about pregnancies. Yeah, um, from him. Are you next? My sister told me, who got the information from her grandmother, who is my uh cousin, who found out from her uncle...