Dre Chronicles #1

Greetings my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends, future vents such as these will affect you in the future. ?? Future events such as these will affect you in the future?? No ***. You are interested in the unknown, The mysterious, The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, The places, My friend, we can not keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent, My friend. Can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?! Whoa wh woah. Grave robbers from outer space?? ...That's not what I wrote Music plays ♪♫♪ (Off camera) I couldn't edit to save my life. Not that that's a likely scenario, how many psychos do you know who say, you, you edit this good or I kill you. Doesn't happen...very often anyway Psychos always have like these strange accents for some reason. Or is it just in my mind that they talk like that? Somebody told me, you can't be all things to all people, so I'm not gonna try. So I'm basing this on questions that I've been asked before, or questions that I've asked myself. And uh, I'm just gonna talk to the camera, - cheaper than a shrink. I do things that amuse me, so that's really important And uh, even more important, having said "I can't be all things to all people" Somebody very important to me said Just be happy with yourself Maybe in the process, I'll probably find what I'm looking for So, There will be some stuff in here that's pretty personal Kind of like riding a bike naked in broad daylight through a city. Music plays So, as it turns out it was a big sausage fest. A couple of hot girls. But overall, yeah, there was a lot of *** exposed ***. So I met a girl after that. Uh. A few months later yeah. And uh, So I told her about it and she got *** mad She got mad, she couldn't believe it like, "You rode your bike naked through the city?" Yeah. It's like a yearly event. And she was pissed. I mean pissed. So, I tried to console her, however, she was inconsolable. So we hung out, That's this girl right here. And, we hung out, we met at Allen gardens and uh, met again, hung out again the day after and made out. I mean seriously *** made out And then so this went on for like a month Just really really good make out sessions I mean we went to see a movie at the Rainbow cinema, I *** forget the movie Like I mean this girl sucked my tongue. I forget what the movie was. Some little girl? assassin? I don't know. I don't even remember the name of it You know, who could pay attention to the movie? this girl was hot. And the last make out session was really good. I mean, the day before she was asking me my favorite color and I said it was purple so she wore a little short skirt with little purple *** and a purple bra So, we're making out there in the parking- lot at "Food basics", which was *** fantastic. But yeah yeah, anyway, so no, she didn't go out with me. ((Music plays))♫ Oh yeah, don't go to this town. On February..what was it? On February 17th I left to you know.. 500 bucks that should have gone on my credit card So, spent 500 bucks to go to bum-*** town of Tillsonburg Ontario Like I said. Don't go to this town. It was a *** disaster. Like uh, So my birthday came around on February 26 So I'm there, you know. I did a lot of work on this girl's computer I couldn't tell you the amount of hours So on my birthday,we're doing the same stuff And I showed her how to rip cds and all this stuff She was sitting at her computer, and I'm sitting there having a smoke And, I was afraid that she would double up That she was gonna double up on a certain song. And that song was, "Don't turn around". So then I could hear her, like mumbling just under her breath. Like almost incoherently so I couldn't hear it And then she starts saying "Oh it's a waste of time" and everything. I just told her to look so we don't double up. And within two minutes she started, she just basically emasculated me. So, a couple of the choice things she said were. The people who act smart are always the dumbest people around which, I don't know I never acted smart, I was just myself I was a complete *** sweetheart. the whole time I was there, right. And then, what's the other one? oh yes that's right. "I hope you rot in hell" She actually said this Yeah, yeah, you remember (name beeped) Just a complete cluster ***. So, the night of my birthday I ended up spending it in a hotel room in Tillsonburg And then had to catch a cab to Ingersol the next day so I could catch a bus back to Toronto Like people may say, but you can't really talk bad about her. No, I've met her, she's a ***. No doubt I would love to just go on and talk about the whole situation and just just rip her a new one but she would no doubt find uses for that A lot of people like to say that I've accomplished a lot but that's just not true. I've accomplished nothing in 35 years. So I wrote a screenplay did not get sold. everybody tells me "you're so great" everything about you is perfect. It's really hard It's really hard to sit back and look at the last 35 years Since birth I mean. Just nothing, like I have nothing I mean I sit out here cause I like it you know, all that get one with nature ***. Well, 30 feet from a paved bike path. But no, like, I sit out here cause it's quiet I like it. I just think about I think about a lot of things. I think about my strange fascination with death I've always been fascinated with it. Ever since I was little I've been to so many funerals. So many My best friend is dead, And it happened in a way where I found out through.. yeah some friend. I found out through a third party. That he had died of cancer. I didn't even know about it. That was my best friend. In my childhood I had one friend, yeah, Fabio Rossini Yeah, absolutely my best friend. I mean, I remember, I remember every time we would drive down dominion drive in my dad's truck, he'd be outside and he'd just give us a little wave there when he saw the truck go by And, we didn't spend a lot of time together later on, in the upper teenage years 'Cause sometimes, you know you drift apart. No like, I miss him, I miss him a lot. Like I live in Toronto now I get back to Sudbury you know, a couple times a year. And, so whenever it happens when we're driving and we pass by, Fabio Rossini's house And uh, Well, Fabio will never be out there to give me a wave ever again. You start to regret You start to regret drifting apart and just You know, going with different people I think had I stayed really close with him I think I would've accomplished quite a few things that I wanted to like he was the only one who really, who really pushed me to do, to do a lot. But, instead I stayed friends with all the all the wrong people. I didn't have a lot of friends, but I stayed friends with those people instead of Fabio, It just completely It was a soul sucking experience. Had I left when I was 20 years old and just gone my own way and just became like everybody else like a real *** trendy oh we're into all the new fads and everything and just you know, completely narcissistic. and whatever, well I'd probably be a millionaire. Seriously. Had I left home and left all those people. who just.. I gave so much of my time For nothing. Like not a single one of them Not a single one of them was ever interested in what I wanted to do and what I wanted to accomplish It's pretty sad Like looking back Yeah, I miss Fabio though. There's a lot of things I wanted to do. And, always instead of doing what I wanted to do I did what other people wanted to do So I I basically gave up my time in pursuit of their interests When you look at me, you're looking at a person who gave up on their dreams. And who has nothing to show for it now. I had a friend For 25 years. a little bit over 25 years actually. I haven't spoken to him since October of last year That would be 2011. And,so 25 years, he meets a girl and then it's like incommunicado doesn't talk to me or nothing. And this is the one. Like I gave all of my time like 25 years of my life in a one sided friendship No, it's hard. Sometimes you just wanna run away. I'm sure I'm not the only one Like I was saying. I have a strange obsession with death. not obsession, but just an interest A very strange interest in death. Like eve as I record this, it's like we live in a world where we have, you know killing people on a mass scale is what we accomplished before we reached common sense. Before we ever learned to you know, just respect respect each other and treat each other well, help each other Pretty sick Sometimes I want to leave Sometimes I want to leave The thought occurs to me once in a while. You know once in a while You just lay back and say, what the ***? Like why am I even here But then I wont because there's just so much left to do there's just so much left to do. I don't think about it long. I think it's interesting, like I blame myself, I don't blame anybody else 'Cause it's my fault. I completely let it happen. And the old adage, if you want to change something, change it yourself. So I'm guilty. I'm guilty for not doing it. It's not interesting. I don't live every day to its fullest like, you know,one person has said. And you know, I really love that girl, but she's wrong like she's *** wrong. And, as much as As much as I would have loved to be with her, I made a choice I made that choice. And, there's one thing that would have destroyed us, and that was the fact that she loved god, and I do not. It was always very easy for her to say that, "Oh well you're angry at god" Well, no, if there is a god I'd be *** mad but that's not it. Just wrong. It would have destroyed us eventually And she knows it too. I don't like admitting that either, but it's the truth. She's a fantastic girl It's just it would have been a *** disaster. And, you know, something like that, I don't know where I would go from there. I don't want to hurt anybody. Like the one girl I was talking about earlier, really believes in god ,I mean. One time, Like one time I said I think it was taken out of context but I said Creative people. Like art, and music and everything Art! This is what makes me see god. Like it was taken out of context. I mean I'd like to believe I would like to believe that we as people imitate, or reflect the creativity of god but that's just not true. I'm tired of hearing how special I am. Cause I'm not I'm not. People have been blowing smoke up my for so long, that, it's like, How could I live up to this expectation? Like, everything I do that they say I'm great at Everything I do, it's never gonna like in my mind, it's never gonna meet that expectation of what they think it should be So it's like It's put me at a severe disadvantage, Just a major *** disadvantage A pedestal so high if I fell off it, I'd break every single *** bone in my body. I can't live up to people's expectations, of me. ((Creepy music plays)) ♫ So here I am sitting with my nephew who is a skull creature, skull vampire And we are about to finish our game of battle, which we started last night and it was taking so long, he had to go to bed. So we're gonna finish this game, it's a very emotional game (J) I really don't want this to take all night. There have been fights, arguments, words exchanged Let's do this! That's yours. (J) That one's yours. That's mine. Double aces That's his That's mine King, oh look at that. Another king. ((J)) My cards are going to waste. ((J)) Please Ge ta 6,5,4,3,2 ((J)) God! ((J)) Oh I have the lowest card Oh that's nice. Thank you, thank you kindly for the two oh look ace, nothing beats that No battle right now That's a jack You're not allowed to shuffle your cards. You can't do that, that's cheating I don't make viral videos And, in fact I'd feel pretty lucky if 20 people watched this. And even luckier if out of those 20 people, 10 of them made it through to the end. Watched every single minute of it, however long this is gonna be. this project here I started in early 2009. It was for something completely different And I just figured you know, resurrect it so-to-speak and uh, Just make it into something completely different. I'm uh, Anybody who knows me knows that I write a lot in my journal and, you know, lots of good stuff in there, but I figured why not talk to the camera and fill this stuff with a bunch of video logs, right I thought that would be interesting. And mix it with, Some old footage that I recorded and that nobody saw. Never been posted, never been seen. So I thought that would be cool Above all, this is about truth. about discovery too Truth being the most important thing. Truth about myself. Whether it's universal truth or very deep personal truth It's about me I still don't think that I could live up to the expectations people who you know, people who say they really believe in me but it's my job to at least try. So just to give them little, little pieces of me here and there But, Truth is everything I have been known at times to lie by omission, which has made me feel like an unwashed *** but, but I don't really do that anymore. I speak my mind I speak my mind no matter what. At great disadvantage to myself, at times The truth is very hard sometimes But, Above all things, like no, it's truth That's what's most important. Because I want to tell the truth, and then I want to leave this world. That one's for you, Alex ((MUSIC PLAYS, instrumental)) ♫