Lonely Security Guard - Lyrics - Hayden

Oh so lonely security guard, he looks so mean from afar But when you get up close you'll see He could not hurt a flea He stands there in the heat Looking straight down a his feet And with his hands and an old receipt He makes a swan so real it breathes Oh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business card Can make a cricket from a parking ticket Can make a bird from some thrown out words But he cannot control this herd 'Cause he does not look up when he should He relies on the people's good A big mistake in this neighborhood Oh so lonely security guard, didn't notice me at all So I grabbed the first thing I saw And walked right out the front door But he had just made a paper sword And threw me right down on the floor And everyone standing near that store Witnessed a one-sided war Origami Security guard, he looks so mean from afar But when you get up close you'll see That he's no cup of tea