Civ 5 in 5 Mins - Plan for Japan - Let's play summary

Japan on a random map! Archipeligo? Full speed ahead Beat up barbarians It's turn 6 and this guy could die! But he lived Liberty... to change things up Republican Liberty Not winning yet More towns! Japanese work boats provide culture And now they provide production It sorta looks like Japan We'll get a citizen with citizenship Mining is mine Shaka says hello Represent that Golden Age Barbarians attack! Islands of archers I'll take away the satisfaction of a kill And be satisfied with my own Finish the Libertree with Meritocracy We can settle some more down south Gems and bananas to be enjoyed I don't know where the others are Tradition time You again! Oh Great! Walls, a lighthouse, a colosseum and Osaka's building Petra Legalize for climbing culture 1000 AD and things are alright, not losing! Monarchize in the capitol This is expected And the bazillion-year battle begins Satsuma might not last long Death and destruction amongst the debris It ain't over 'til it's over! It ended! The rest of our empire is nervous Shaka's soldiers will soon storm these seas More military! We are not overwhelmed Oligarchical support in this time of need! Our empire can't support itself Please provide peace! Free navigation might help Composite's keep the coast clear Caravel's join the fight We're happy, but trade is minimal and attacks will come soon We just gotta hold out Almost done the Tradition Tree, help unhappiness Keep in mind Attila is around Tokyo is targeted Can't we all just get along? Not quiet on the western front Things will just get worse Lots of back and forth We'll hang back, defines is key Finished Tradition Those Huns don't look happy He did give me 200 turns to prepare Upgrades would be nice! The fighting continues Shaka still wants to quarrel too C'mon Gus, take out Shaka for me *** *** *** Kyoto, aka the North Pole, seems safe Radio in 11, maybe sooner with some schools Sort of peaceful, but I'm losing Pagoda power! Stop the sea violence! Hope that oil is revealed close by But we had peace for 10 turns! Oy, Tokyo is in trouble Shaka is relentless Maybe Tokyo is a lost cause It won't be long now =( Sayonara Tokyo The storm rages on PEACE But Shaka is still agitated Sinking ships a plenty FINALLY Too bad a culture win is imminent Tokyo is razed, the fields burn Today was not our day We'll memorialize that hill. It's 1984. The time of Humanists Broadcast towers and granaries But we won't see 90's