Tv of The Lost - Episode 358 - Plage noire festival

Let's tell them they're in our spot! Welcome to TV Of The Lost, episode... Don't know, don't care. We're here at Plage Noire Festival. I'm Gared Dirge, live and in person. Looking forward to the show. Enjoy. See you in a bit! I'm sure he gets really hard in bed. You're in the wrong stall, dude! You gotta use the other side. The other side is for pooping only. Someone gave us fake *** as a present. I've been to the vet with him last week to see if there's still a chance. They've tried skin transplantation, but... ...Chico just didn't come back from the dead. Feels pretty real. But it tastes very different, kinda sweet. Okay, so the boys are busy. - What's your problem? - I've got something in my eye. That one is shinier. Feels great. There's only one shirt in this box. We went for plus size this time. So it's one shirt per box. I'm kidding. All our shirts are this box. And since we're live on air right now, you can NOW head over to the merch desk and buy stuff! I'm getting the stitches. 100 shirts are really heavy. I'm dying... I'm hearing things on my in ear monitors. How about you? "You've won the lottery" I'm only getting noise. Off you pop! How about some champagne? What's wrong with Class? He didn't take his bass. Fill it to the brim! Who's Gared? There he is! The Plage Noire show felt like a relief. As if we hadn't played for half a year or so. What an incredible way to kick off the 2018 festival season. Just this once we're playing without you. Right now, he's playing a show somewhere with – I *** you not – David *** Hasselhoff! Rip him to shreds! Who's Gared? Regardless of the cardboard stand-up, you were with us on stage today! Holy ***, that was amazing! I'm looking forward to have you back with us! Have fun with the Hoffmeister! See you in a bit! One more! Or two... Red wine for Nadja! So, one more! To Gared! Legal... Why does everything have to be legal? [Rhymes only in German] You took your funny pills this morning, right? One bad joke after another. I've practised in front of a mirror. I've prepared a bath for you. That's an algae treatment for your skin. It's as healthy as it gets. Awesome! Let's go up onto that pier. It's like we're standing right in the sea. Or above it. I can "sea" that... - Film the sea! - But don't drop the camera! - Is that our camera? - Nope. Well, then... drop it!