More Hunger Games - A bad lip reading of catching fire

Dude, all you talk about is your pet iguana, Frank. You have to hold him. You could have a boyfriend if you'd sell it I got a boyfriend... ...named Frank. Frickin' hippie [whispering] I don't really see... space... in front.... Wait, why are you whispering? What? I get weird when you kiss me! Ohhh, that's creepy I don't really care what you just said to me. Of course, you're insane You're not my friend Sweet I know you stole my yellow *** pack. You're gonna wear that? If you don't like it, then I'll poot on you. You look great. You like very simple guys! I am afraid we are in a castle. Woah, were you toking on one of my good cigarettes? You and CJ? He told me your secret Hey! Shh! You open up your fool mouth and you're trying to leave me with the boogie! I'm sorry, Lukey Doo I'm Fempy Doo! You're not Fempy! That's him! You know that's him! Whatever La-da-da-da-da-daaa Hey, what, are you singing? I sing when i eat fruit! I was really hungry so I ate a plum But now i gotta do this! No no honey, don't sing They'll laugh at you! Y'all in first grade? I totally don't know Uh, excuse me, y'all are never having children. Oh dude, i'm sorry No, it's ok. I'm a druid. What does that even mean? Oh, you'll see. Spread your cheeks and clap then smack your doctor I'm gonna go do that Right now Hey hottie What up? [humming] [vocalizing] Hey, we shouldn't make out at my sick party. I didn't want to Nah, you'd love it No, i don't want to. Yeah, right. Aww, you think that you're wonderful A turkey sandwich is wonderful. Mmmm. Yeah it is. No, no, hang on mister. Hey, how 'bout i just poke your feet? You mean, you just wanna party? Nah, cuz your feet would be slippery. Well, now, only a little. You might like it! That's not good enough for the Dance King! You can poke MY feet! I need it! Hey, get out of here Hey, you just don't want to go on that adventure. Not with those feet. Aight. Hey, the nighttime is the right time, right? Uh huh-i guess it is And i could take you dancing? Mm-hmm I like to swing! Oh my god! Oh! There you are! Hey, do you need like a snot rag? huh? NO! You sure? It looks like you need a snotrag A snotrag? I could probably get one You're a chick, right? My nose has a pimple. Do i claw it like in that french movie? Or should i make nachos now? Careful with him! easy, easy Her blood is beautiful Yes. AND I NEED IT. And your soul, obviously. Eww, he sounds like he's barfing! He always does that. Hey man, lend me your jeep. No, NO, NOOO Oh Peanut, oh Peanut, Oh-ohhhh Whatever I just want to eat your hair. Okay. Ahhh nom nom Aww, thank you! I'm going to crush your trachea in your sleep Is there anything I can get you guys? I want walrus meat I want a car that's made out of dead folks Mmm, pass I doubt what you just picked can be bought. But I"ll try I'm going on a cardboard diet Listen, you guys are going to start a band, And i'm gonna help you. Like, something like a future sound Like, cool xylophone with drum power We'll have to think of a name for us Yeah, that's right, so let's go with Jimmy Toucan and the Flip Out But that sucks! It's really bad. Okay, well let's hear your pick: Obsidiots. Hmmm, okay. It's pretty jamming It's got a good vibe They may as well just give us album of year right now Sounds good. Let's do it!