Adult Wednesday Addams - Planned parenthood [ep 6]

Sinners! Sinners! You're a sinner. You're a sinner. Yeah, you're a sinner. Have fun at your aborsh-sin. I hope you're wearing sunscreen because it's hot as hell in hell. You need at least 6 more ounces of kerosene for that to function properly. That is none of your business. Ma'am, I suggest that you turn around and walk away because THAT is a baby murdering factory. Don't be ignorant. Romania shut down its last baby incinerator back in '87. They are EVERYWHERE. Ma'am, are you planning on murdering your unborn child today? That's not on my agenda, but it is my day off. Well just so you know if you walk through those doors you are entering into the devil's playground. You liberal heathens wouldn't know Satan's handiwork if it smacked the rainbow stickers off your ukelele! I know it. Satan lived in Charles Manson giving him the charm to form a cult of reckless murderers. Satan lived in Ted Bundy providing him the good looks to lure his targets into his trap where he would strangle is subjects and sleep with the corpses. Satan lived in Jeffrey Dahmer, bidding him to invite unsuspecting victims into his basement only to be dismembered and eaten. He ate the bodies? If Satan is providing me a dose of Plan B, he has really lost his edge. Well I hope you have fun in hell. I will. Save me a seat. They don't have seats in hell, Satan makes you stand the whole time because it's more uncomfortable. I'm here for my 2 o'clock.