Деревенский Пикап Пранк // Yokel Pickup Prank

Vanya: Thank you Vanya: Hello girl Girl: Good morning, don't come close to me) Ivan: I want to come close) Ivan: I want to feel your scent Ivan: I want to feel the warmth of your lips Vanya on my bo.. dic .. You scared her! Bad Dzhigurda. Bad! Dzhigurda: that is you who scared he Brunette: Let's make a foto Brunette: for keepsake Vanya: and let us make a foto first, and then you help me to lose virginity Brunette: no. virginity. no Vanya: Oh, girls, i really need that Brunette: and we don't, we still keep our virginity Vanya: at institute everybody take me down I am an A-student of physics and mathematics and everubode mock on me say that I'm a ***, the whole course is f*cking, and I'm not Brunette: You too? (to Dzhigurda) Dzhigurda: NOOO Vanya, he - no, he is teaching me because alone I can nothing Brunette: let him help you Dzhigurda: I HAVE A SPIRITUAL phallus Yea big Girls: spiritual phallus: D Vanya: and I also have phallus, but not the spiritual one Brunette: he can help you with it - teach him Vanya: to become spiritual man needs to lose virginity Brunette: no guys, you talk to wrong girls Vanya: hello (to the Brunette phone ) Girls: Good morning: D Vanya: but it seems to me that i come to you correctly Brunette: no no no Dzhigurda: let's make foto FOTO!! Brunette :: D: D Dzhigurda Dzhigurda: Ivan! See those ladies? Vanya: hot babes Dzhigurda: come and say them GODDESS, YOU charmed me Vanya: goddess, you have charmed me Dzhigurda: Yeah, go Vanya: girls, hello You are the goddess, and you've charmed me Girls: Yes, of course.  You charmed us too: D Vanya: yes ... very ... that's just ... I don't even know what to say) Girls :: D Drugrda: Well, you've done all wrong. GODDESS! you must say like this Vanya: goddess Dzhigurda: REPEAT! Vanya: goddess Dzhigurda: GODDESS! Vanya: goddess Vanya: goddess Girl: That's you who are goddess: D Vanya: girl, please stop. Dzhigurda: I am Nikita Dzhigurda Ivan: And you are goddess