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- Hi, this is 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O'Brien.
I'm here today with comedian Tracy Morgan.
What's up, Tracy? How are you?
- What's up, bro?
- How's it going?
- Good.
- Please talk about ways that you are
or are not similar to a horse.
- I don't eat hay.
- Yeah.
- And my *** is bigger.
- Right.
- Please say yes or no to whether
the following adjectives apply to you.
- All right.
- Enthusiastic?
- Hell yeah.
- Hard-Working?
- Smart working.
- Smart working, okay. Macho?
- No.
- Weird?
- Yeah.
- Scared of escalators?
- No.
- A fan of showers?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, me too. Oh, I wondered if you'd
do impressions of any famous robots.
- Yeah. "Danger, Will Robinson."
And R2-D2,
(bleeping noises)
And I do 3-CPO. "R2 has been known to make mistakes."
- Do you respect Shakespeare?
What do you think of him?
Did you have to study him? - Who, Willy?
Yeah.
- No.
- Please finish this sentence.
The one non-food item that I wish I could eat...
- A Frisbee.
- Yeah. All right, your antics have
gotten us stuck in a closet on another planet.
- Mmhm.
- And I'm like your superior officer
who's real mad at you, but also I wanna ask out your sister.
We're already on this other planet
and now we're stuck in a closet?
This is the last time.
You gotta pay attention when you're at the controls.
- All right. Okay, Next time I won't
get us stuck in a closet.
- How's Stacy?
- Who, my sister? She all right.
- What's she into?
- I don't know what she into, but Captain,
this was not my fault being in this closet.
- Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah.
I was mad earlier - I just want you to...
All right. I just wanted to let you know that, Cap.
- Is she, like, a Virgo? What's her birthday?
- She's a scorpion. Why?
- Would you be super pissed if I asked her out?
We're gonna play a game called
Tracy Morgan Gives My Mom Advice.
So, I'm gonna see if we can get my mom on the phone.
She's got a car that she's just
been driving too long, I'll explain it with her.
- [Mike's Mom] Hello?
- Hi, mom?
- [Mike's Mom] Yeah?
- Hi, it's Michael. I'm here with Tracy Morgan.
(Mike's mom laughs)
- [Mike's Mom] Okay.
- How you doing?
- [Mike's Mom] Hi, Tracy. How are you?
- I'm okay. Your son's worried about the car you're driving.
You ain't gonna be satisfied 'til
the muffler drop out, drop off on you
in the middle of the highway late at night
and a werewolf come and see you.
And I don't want that to happen to you.
- [Mike's Mom] Aw, thank you.
- 'Cause you sound like a nice lady.
- [Mike's Mom] I am a nice lady.
- So get rid of that Jeep, then.
- [Mike's Mom] What are you guys doing?
- We're in the closet.
- [Mike's Mom] Oh my gosh!
- All right, I'll talk to you later, mom.
- Bye, mom.
- I know she loves that car, but we love her more.
- You were a huge help there. - 'Cause that's how-
Thank you. - You were a huge help.
Well, she's my mother too.
- I know. Well, I appreciate it.
I think a lot of people think of you
as a wildcard, like you said, but I think
that's a wildcard I like being around.
- Thank you.
- So, I've had a really great time
with 7 Minutes in Heaven
with Tracy Morgan - Closet! Peace.
- And yeah.
Come here.
- Okay.
- Come here.
- All right.
Okay, okay.
- Okay.
- Yes.
- No.
- Don't cry. She's gonna get rid of that car.
♫ Oh, yeah
- Y'all better come get us out of this closet,
I'm getting claustrophobic.
(upbeat music)