EA in a Nutshell (And Most of the "AAA" Industry)

EA: [Maniacal laughter] [Alarm] EA: "And now for my very elaborate and college-educated plan..." [Croud chattering] EA: "Shing! Sparkle-sparkle..." Crowd: [Rabid animal noises] Guy 1: "Huh? Ooh..." Guy 1: "Hooray!" Guy 2: [Facepalm] Crowd: [Rabid animal noises] EA: [Maniacal laughter] EA: "I have you now!" Guy 1: "NOOOOOO!" Guy 1: "The horror, the HORROR!" Crowd: [Continuing rabid animal noises] [Cash register sound] IGN: "YEAH! Woo-hoo! Wooooo-hooo! YES!" Guy 1: "AHHHHH, HORRIBLE!" Guy 1: "But... It's shiny..." Guy 1: "Hooray!" IGN: "Wooooo-hooo! YEAH! WAAAA-HAaa..." Guy 2: "Ugh... Ow..." [Record scratch] EA: "You forgot something." [Foghorn in distance] [Deafening foghorn and dramatic music] [Deafening impact sound] [Music abruptly stops] EA: [Maniacal laughter] Valve: "It's not about winning..." Valve: "It's about fun!" EA: "What's that...?" Valve (singing): "'F' is for friends who do stuff-" EA: "NEVER!" EA: "That's completely idiotic!" EA (singing): "'F' is for fire that burns down the whole town," EA (singing): "'U' is for uranium... bombs!" EA (singing) "'N' is for no survivors," EA (singing) "WHEN YOU-" Scout: [Terrified scream] Soldier: [Sigh] Scout: "Um..." Heavy: [Angry roar] [Crash and pain sound in background] Scout: "Stupid fatty! That didn't hurt..." Soldier: "THEN, he herded them onto a boat..." Soldier: "...And then he beat the crap out of every single one..." Maxis: "Uh, excuse me, sir..." Maxis: "I've been working for awhile... could I... please use the bathroom?" EA: "NEVER!" [Croud chattering] EA: [Whistles] Guy 1: "Ooh, shiny!" Guy 1: "Ooooohhh..." [Cash register sound] Guy 1: "HUH?! AHHHHH, HORRIBLE!" Guy 1: "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!"