The Legend - Lyrics - Ytcracker

It was a California August in '82 when my mother gave birth to the SpamTec crew 13 years later, had me looking at Linux programming made me stronger like Popeye to spinach Now, people know that a DG carry weapons but if that weapon is a NES you steppin' We finished Contra in only one life finished Metal Gear 2 using only a knife People might that we're frontin' then they see all the newb's online that I'm puntin' My rhymes flow, just like my code even though my source is owned by SCO What about my Endian, I keep it low See me on Gun Bound, call me pro I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro A PSA boy, the more you know. I'm a legend everywhere that I go every distro every Craigslist ho-punk that I dissed yo can't get enough of YTcracker's jams and they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM I'm a legend everywhere that I go every distro every Craigslist ho pumpin' they fist yo can't get enough of YTcracker's jams and they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM I said my heart's wide open *** and my Windows min like Ho Chi I'm just another nerd but I rap about it *** talk on the 'net, then I laugh about it I been caught trippin', like the Star Wars kid when I'm on Ebay snipin' a bid Catch me on a web cam like Numa, Numa See me at the club and I'm rocking Puma Another net legend if you see me yodel spit a little something that's anecdotal Tell me bout the time that Ebaum's World stole your 'chop like I stole your girl Catch me on Genmay not Something Awful Lowtag would ban me rofl, rofl I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro PSA boy, the more you know. I'm a legend everywhere that I go every distro every Craigslist ho-punk that I dissed yo can't get enough of YTcracker's jams and they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM I'm a legend everywhere that I go every distro every Craigslist ho pumpin' they fist yo can't get enough of YTcracker's jams and they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM I'm a legend everywhere that I go every distro every Craigslist ho pumpin' they fist yo can't get enough of YTcracker's jams and they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM I'm a legend everywhere that I go every distro every Craigslist ho-punk that I dissed yo can't get enough of YTcracker's jams and they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM