Tenshi No Chronicles Xatiyaro In [ episode 00 ]

Tristan III: Hey, you, plebeian! Kyon: Plebeian your mom! Tristan III: There's no time, quick, tell the Kingdom that they are planning to destroy Midgard! Kyon: You want me to tell the Kingdom that I, Kyon Hitsugaya, am the new king? Kyon: Alright, I will! Kyon: Diu-bidi-ubi~ Original idea: Kyon Hitsugaya Actors: Kyon Hitsugaya, Kioko Special guests: Kazumi as Kazumi, Link as Link Voices: José Tadeo > Everybody With the special participation of: Carlos Loret de Mola (?) Extras: Kouta, Reynerth Actors in the Opening: Kyon Hitsugaya, Kioko Katsuragi, Kazumi Neko Sexeii, Link Tenshi no Chronicles presents: Kyon: The first of my royal tasks will be to save Lutie from the mutant, radioactive gifts from Space; that is why I will destroy them all, and my loyal squire will help me, ¿isn’t that right Kioko? Kioko: Kyon, why the hell do I have to go with you? Kyon: It's obvious, I need from you; you are a very important part. Kioko: Do you really mean it Kyon? Kyon: Of course, if someone attacks me, you will give your life for me. Kioko: … Kioko: It's really cold, Kyon! Kyon: Change those clothes, you look like a ***. Kyon: Now, we have to go to the Toy Factory. Kioko: What for? Kyon: For two reasons: The first is to give my letter to Santa Cross, and the second one is to kill the mutant, radioactive gifts from Space. Kioko: Since when are they from space? Kyon: Since… I said it. Kioko: Damn. And why do we have to destroy them? Kyon: Well, when Christmas arrives the good kids, like me, will try to open their presents and they'll get a punch in their faces! Kioko: Wow… you're right. Kyon: Of course, I am always right. Kioko: Dammit, where are you Kyon? Kyon: Here I am and, look, I brought a clown! Kioko: Why are you dressed as High Wizard? Kyon: That's not important. Kyon: Alright, then let's start causing chaos. Kouta: Hey dude, what about the bombs? Shuji: I hid them in some jumping gift boxes. This morning, an explosion was reported in Lutie, up North, high-up North of Midgard. It is suspected that it was caused by a bomb hidden in Toy Factory which was detonated by someone accidentally. Kyon: Good, we saved Morroc. Kioko: Kyon… this was Lutie. Kyon: Uhm, well… this happened due to Global Warming. GM (Game Master): Eh… you did this? Kyon: It depends… are you going to congratulate us? GM: Uhm… no. I am going to kill you. Kioko: Anyway, what are we going to do tonight, Kyon? Kyon: The same thing we do every night, Kioko, try to conquer Midgard! Kioko: Ah… ok. Kioko: Uhm… you seem worried. Kyon: Uhm… well, a bit; it's just… do you think that with just killing us will be enough? Kioko: Of course! The GMs love us. Kyon: Yeah, you're right. GM: Uhm, who were they trying to fool? Christmas creatures wouldn’t do anything bad. Narrador: Unfortunately, this wasn't entirely true, because Prontera was attacked by mutant, radioactive gifts from Space Space and by pumpkins… also mutant and from Space. That concludes this episode.