Are You Qualified for This Job?

>>Lady:What makes you think you are qualified for this sales job? >>Boy:Because I am a positive person, and I never quit. >>Lady:That is not enough, you have to be creative to be able to sell our products. >>Boy:I am creative, I droppd out from three kindergartens beca...use of that. >>Lady:OK, now, if you are assigned to invite me to dinner, what would you say? >>Boy:I will say, forget it, you don't eat dinner because you are on diet. >>Lady:That is not good enough, didn't you say you never quit? >>Boy:I never quit, but I have to get a job before i can quit - would you give me that job? >>Lady:Well, I will think about it when I am having dinner with someone who invited me earlier.