Binge - Ep - 71

Basically, this little boy chewed off half of his macaroni art project, so that I'm running around trying to figure out if any of the ingredients in the dye are toxic at all and- Diana? Oh hey is Diana home? No, she went to the library. Oh right. I hope you like gin. Mary -- are you alright? Um, well no. But I will be. You do like gin, right? Not really- Oh that's too bad cause either you or Diana is getting drunk with me, and Diana's not home so.. That leaves- Oh my god, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that, it was just like.. No, no. I will have a drink Yay! Ok, Lets have three. Possibly two -If you tell me what's wrong. Ok, that's fair. I'm not talking until you start drinking. I'm not drinking until you start talking. My girlfriend broke up with me. Or I broke up with her. I don't know. We broke up, and I didn't want to, and now I'm sad. I'm sorry. Do you want to talk about what happened? Basically.. she wants a life that I can't give her, and... I mean she just said she didn't want to wait anymore. But she also asked if I could be ready... And you said no. And I said no. So it's my fault. No. It's not your fault. I mean -- I only have a little bit of experience with this... but I think you would have been unhappy if you'd stayed. With your girlfriend. She was...at a different place than you were... and... it's not your fault that you weren't in the same place. you're right. It's just why did it have to end now? We were so happy. I know how you feel. Is that- what happened? I mean, it's complicated. But we were talking about you- Misery loves company. I would much rather listen to your story than sit here and dwell on mine. Your story can't be much worse than mine anyway, Can - it? Are you ok? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to- Sorry; I just really hate gin. That's ok. So, I got this job and.... I was in this, relationship. And uh so then... you know - what I have a better idea actually. Ok! Here we go.. This is awesome! That's you! How long have you been doing this for? About a year now. Who is this guy?! What is this job?! Does he exist? Like is he a real person? She was right. She turned out to be right. he was great. In a lot of ways. Is this a cult thing? Smarty pants. She's adorable! I mean I'm lucky I got her to stop speaking french all the time. Because my french c'est vraiment pas le meillure. Shut. up! You speak french? What did you say. I said my french wasn't very good. Oh yeah - just terrible. You were almost hit by a car? Rude. Do you have a little crush on weird socks guy? You totally do! You're such a weirdo! He almost ran you over and you think he's cute! He's the- What?! And the dog is the- no! Why is he bleeding?! Why are people bleeding in this vlog?!? Is he flirting with you while his girlfriend is right there? Yup. These people suck at Charades. "One flew over the cuckoo's Nest!" Obviously. She's pissed! That's what you're sensing. Ugh I don't like this guy! What the hell?! What the hell Jane? What?! Reall- What!? I do NOT like these two. Especially the bright, loud one. Shut up. Awww I like this guy... Kiss the horses Jane! Kiss the horses! No! Not you too! Awww poor little rich boy got his Lexus towed! Waaaaahhh! He's FIRING you. I can't watch this. Wait. what?!?!? WHAT. So you're marrying him. Yes, and no. We both wanted to. I wanted to. I've never had a family before- and I was happy. We talked about it - and decided it didn't make sense to jump into that kind of commitment so soon - but I mean, I'd been unhappy for so long - and so had he - We wanted to do something. We wanted to celebrate it somehow. Have you ever been with someone - and it's like you've always been together, and always will be, and you have no idea how you could possibly know that? Definitely not. We wanted a celebration that said - we promise to be better people regarless of our pasts, we promise to be a family, and we promise that this is the beginning of us trying to be happy as people. That makes sense. But that didn't happen did it? No. I like this suzanna girl. She is awesome. What. What!?! What? What, what, what, what. What. What what what? Oh my god that teacup! Jane, did you keep that cup? We should sell that cup! Jane! Jane! You should sell that teacup on ebay! I didn't- I didn't keep it. I- I- it stayed in the box. Verry pretty. But I mean, it couldn't have worked out so well for Marie Antoinette - so how great could Uh like 10 G's great! Okay Q&A#4! Almost done! I'll gonna be right back. Ok. Are you ok? No! Aww It's ok. No it's not! I'm fine! He lied SO much! He did. But I understand why he did it. When stuff like that happens to you. It can be hard to share it, even with the people you love. He didn't have footage that he could show me. He had to relive it - which I think was actually pretty brave. I mean should he have told me? YES. But, I understand why he didn't. Do you think he watches these? I don't know. He seems pretty selfish to me. He's not. In fact, I think he might be the opposite. If he was a little more selfish - maybe he'd let himself be happy. He'd invest himself in the world around him. Instead of spending all his time trying to save other people from himself. Well, on the bright side I was wrong. How so? Your story is definitely worse. yeah.. To sucking? To sucking.