I Recorded My Day..

Jazz: (about wasp attack): THERE'S THREE Xavier: They're not aggressive. Karl: THEY ARE AGGRESSIVE. Tahlia: LOOK AT THEM, THEY'RE ATTACKING US!!!!!1!!!!!1111!! Karl: They just tried to take my food! Jazz: They tried to rob Karl! Thug lyf. Thug. Lyf. Thug lyf. Is that how she walks? Xavier: What the ***! Xavier: What the ***! Xavier: That's actually happening. Xavier: I thought that was a video! Car shopping.. Car shoppinggggg Tahlia's goin' car shopping Xavier is goin' car shopping wewwwww Tyres and shiiiit Yeahhhh weaaaahhhhhhwwwhhhhh Monni: So you would rather be c.. stabbed deep in the stomach Xavier: Yes Monni: Than have a tiny little cut on your arm Tahlia: ohhhhhh my godddddddd Xavier: yeah Tahlia: what's wrong with you? Monni: Xavier logic Tahlia: *** Xavier logic, all the *** time. Gay car, gay car Xavier: Go have *** on that car. monni:.. what? Tahlia: Do you have any boyfriend pillows left? Guy: No Tahlia: Buggaaahhhhhhh Lewis: Mother frikkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Xavier: so how do you give birth without doing a ***? Xavier: when I was really, really drunk I cupped my hands and my mate pissed into my hands Tahlia: WHAT, WHYYYY Xavier: that's really *** up Tahlia: why would you do that! Xavier: Sometimes the fish doesn't taste so good but i I lick it anyway Lewis: I FARTED. Tahlia: AAHA HA the texta rubbed off but i made a ***' like harry potter orange